Mr. Right (恋爱先生)

Mr. Right

Episode 29

So I'm saying, humans have to know themselves well.

You really think starving up on the mountain for a week

Can heal your injuries?

-Here. Drink. -The big shrimps are here!

-Wow, that was really fast. -It's fresh.

-Hurry and eat it. -Okay.

Also, if this isn't enough, call me. -Got it.

Got it. Thanks!

Here, here, here. Drink one. Drink one.

Come on.

You also drank it all?

Wait a second. Wait a second. I need to pick up my phone.

-Hello. -Hello, is there Zhang Ming Yang?

Yes, that's me. Who are you?

I'm Zou Bei Ye, do you still remember me?

Of course I remember you.

How can I forget you? What's going on? You were looking for me.

Are you guys hanging outside right now? Is it convenient if I come find you?

No problem. How about this,

I'll immediately send you an address. You can come find me here.

Okay. Um my Wechat is just my phone number. Is yours also?

Then I'll add you.

Okay. That's fine.

What bro? This is a rich master.

Let me tell you. Look at how cold this place is.

- Today, someone will be paying the tabl. - Got it.

Come, let's have a drink. And another one.

Come, come, come.

- Come. Come. - I'll call someone now. Immediately. - Immediately call them.

It's so good.

Then eat more.

What are you doing? Are you trying to get drunk?

If you get drunk I won't carry you back

The weather and my heart is cold. I'm drinking a few cups to warm myself up.

Your heart is cold? I'm supposed to be the one to say that.

My heart is the one that's cold.

Do you still remember...

...the 36 Love Questions on my Weibo?

You still dare to speak about this, you just reminded me

Just because I believed your nonsense, I tried it with Song Ningyu. What's the result?

You only care about putting two people together, if they are no compatible with each other

Will you take responsibility?

Now we are drinking

Let me tell you something

Why do you think I'm called "love consultant"?

It's because I wrote some lectures. Summarized some tricks.

But when two people really fall in love with each other,

then everything must be the real thing. Faking it won't do.

Especially after going through so many things lately,

I really have now deeply understood the importance of

the words 'sincerity gets you real affection'.

What?

Why are you being so serious?

How about we two give it a try?

Try...try what?

My 36 questions. I'm serious.

Even though what I wrote there sounded as if I'm very certain, I really never have tried

if it really works or not.

See? I was right.

You are a fake expert that only talks about strategems on paper.

It's quite a long night. Let us just treat it as a game.

No need. If we try it, it will only increase the failure rate of this theory of yours.

What? Can't dare to?

Are you so scared to fall in love with me?

Spit! Who will fall in love with you?

Let me tell you Cheng Hao, since the first time we met,

only 2 words, "unending misery".

We surely have contradicting birth dates.

Also, you do not match any of my aesthetic requirements.

A nagger, indecisive, and very meddlesome.

Even loving so much to be a matchmaker.

You don't know how much effort I have to give before I was able to accept

the truth that you are my friend?

Seriously, what are you thinking?

But there is one thing I admit. I quite treasure a friend like you right now.

Then let us just treat it as improving the understanding

between friends. That won't really make us be in and disadvantages, right?

How about we give it a try?

Come. Come. Drink one.

Here.

I'm here!

This is the new IT royalty that I'm telling you guys earlier.

- Sit here. - Give way...There...

All these are friends. Come...let's have a drink!

Drink some...

Boss Zou is really good.

I know why you came to see me.

You want to find Cheng Hao, am I right?

I thought that he was with you.

Let me tell you, I don't have the time to bother with you.

Let me tell you that Cheng Hao is very soft hearted.

It's impossible for him to totally block off anyone.

Let me put it this way. He went up the mountains for self-cultivation.

I'm guessing that his phone most likely got confiscated.

Tell me then, you think he will still help me?

With the trickery you did,

first, you destroyed the principles of Cheng Hao in accepting clients. Understand?

Second, you stepped on his own land mine.

Let me tell you, a hopeless romantic like him is so rare in this world.

There are almost none, just him left.

It's as if you set off the mine. Got it?

Come.

See?

When you sat here, this little bottle of wine already got emptied.

Do you have any shame? There are so many people here.

That's right... Boss Zou...

You guys just order drinks. I'll pay for the tab tonight.

We'll be starting then.

You answer the first question first.

Why must I go first?

Ladies' first.

First, tell the other party what you think his 3 good traits are.

You?

First, you have prepared this meal well.

Second, your coat is not bad.

You are doing it too casually.

What about the third one?

Third?

You are like a dog.

That's cursing already. Can that count as a good trait?

How is it not?

A dog is passionate and caring. It has always been used to symbolize passion.

Fine. For a person with a lethal tongue like yours,

it is already not easy for you to be able to say such nice sounding words.

Okay. Then tell me my good traits.

If I am a dog, then you are a cat.

Seemingly proud but tender inside, independent, not sticking to others.

You learn fast. You were able to describe all my good attributes in just 3 words.

Next one.

Tell your most embarrassing moment.

Is there a need to ask? Belgium police station, Beijing police station,

US police station.

Then it means that we two

have experienced an around the world tour. Right?

Come. Come. Let's have one more drink.

This is free. How about you eat some fruits?

Okay? Put it here.

Come. Come.

Eat some fruits.

Strawberries or grapes?

Strawberries, right? Come, I'll get it for you.

Eat.

Tell me, what is your plan?

Last resort is to go home.

Anyway, things are already like this.

Why not just go home and stay there at ease?

Don't be like that. Why must you go home?

It wasn't easy to spend so much money and study in Europe.

Right? You suffered so many hardships and exhaustion.

After going around in such a big circle, you're just going to go back there?

Then won't all the hard work you have done be in vain?

Isn't that life?

From birth to dying, it's just getting in and out of the hospital.

Life is just like drawing circles. There are people whose circles are big.

Some has smaller circles. Once you have understand everything, you won't have so many places you want to go anymore.

You are just a bit down.

But you haven't reached a dead end point yet, right?

I guarantee that you will regret it after 2 months if you return home.

Why? Didn't you ask me to accompany my parents more?

Yes. Accompanying your parents more will never be wrong.

What I mean is if in Beijing,

you are able to successful, you can just fetch your mother to transfer here. Won't that be better?

No, you...

You haven't decided to go back, right?

No, what's wrong?

Since my father left,

no one has de-shelled a shrimp for me.

Luo Yue, actually, I--

Cheng Hao, am I cheap?

Ha?

Right now, I actually feel

that having a friend like you

is really great.

Come! Friend, bottoms up.

Here.

Say, are you still fine?

Let me rest for a while.

Fine, rest here for a while.

Okay. Rest for a while.

What's going on in there earlier? Why are they calling you President Zou?

Zou...what President Zou? How can he be some President Zou?

The people inside are just joking around with him. My driver. I'm the president.

Right, Xiao Zou?

I didn't expect that you still go to places like this in your free time.

If his boss is in a social gathering, can he not follow?

Never thought that he will drink more thane me.

Entertain those internet sensations?

I cannot lie anymore!

Are you vomiting again? Come, vomit it out.

Come, let me slap your back.

I'll slap it...

That...who...Can you get him some tissue papers?

- Okay? - Okay. Wait a minute.

Are you alright? Are you crazy?

Let me tell you, this is not the time to spit out truths after getting drunk.

You are drunk right now. You won't have any chance to explain afterwards, you understand?

- I'm going to say the truth. - Say what?

- I'm going to say the truth! - You say--