Fallout

May I?

So good.

Yes. Okay.

Sit.

Sit.

Sit. Sit.

Is that a good place for you?

Aah!

It's okay.

Come.

What is that?

Go, go, go, go, go, go.

inside a kindling-cabin for old Abe Lincoln.

Before the war,

people joked about cockroaches surviving a nuclear blast.

But they didn't merely survive.

They improved.

Enlarged thorax to ward off attack.

Extended antennae in order to hunt in packs.

Incisors to help ingest larger prey.

Such as yourself.

You should know better than to light a fire after dark.

Sir, I'm looking for my father.

He was, uh, kidnapped by this woman named Moldaver.

- Have you seen her? - Listen,

you need to go home, miss.

Vault dwellers are an endangered species here.

You come from a world of rules, of laws.

This place is indifferent to all of that.

I do not think you would be willing to do

what it takes to survive up here.

I'm not going back without my dad.

If you insist on staying,

then you will have to adapt.

Question is will you still want the same things...

...when you have become

a different animal altogether?

Four, come.

Who are you?

My lord Titus.

I see you went with the tempered lining.

On the T-60.

Does that-that help with mobility?

Clean that.

Set us down.

I'm bored and I want to shoot something.

No, my lord, we were assigned to search a town called Filly.

We're still miles from...

Oh, God. Oh...

Oh!

Fuck.

Look, my lord.

They were here. A man.

And a dog.

The target.

Yes, they were...

Fuck.

Go see if the target's in there.

But-but, my l-my lord, I-I don't have armor.

You earn the suit through acts of bravery.

This is an act of bravery.

But-but my lord, I...

An order, my squire.

Move.

See anything?

What's the problem, dipshit?

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck. Bear!

Holy shit.

Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

Oh, fuck!

No, no, no, no!

Fuck, fuck, fuck!

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

No!

Whoa! Help!

Oh! Help!

Help me!

Oh! Shoot it!

Shoot it!

Shoot it!

Fuck. Fuck.

Help.

Get this fucking thing off me.

Help.

Help me.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck. Fuck this sh...

Fuck!

Where were you?

Huh?

This fucking place.

There's always something

to ruin your fuckin' day.

This wasteland fucking sucks.

The clerics, too. With their bullshit.

Sending me on stupid missions

for remnants that turn out to be...

...a fucking toaster oven.

You know what you could do with a fucking toaster oven?

Do you have any idea?

Get me a stimpak.

What the fuck are you doing, man?

Can you get me a fucking stimpak

instead of just standing there?

I'm asking you for a stimpak

and you're looking at me...

you're looking at me like you don't know what the fuck to do.

I got a two-ton

irradiated bear on my back,

and you're standing there...

You stupid motherfucker,

you know this is all your fault.

You know what they do to squires

that don't do their fucking job?

They string you up...

...Maximus, by your, uh, lungs,

and they, uh, they hang you...

...and let the vultures come get you.

That's what they're gonna do to you.

You got to be the worst fuckin' squire there is.

This is all your fault.

You dumb motherfucker, you.

Get me a stimpak.

Get me a stimpak!

I can't breathe.

It is a knight's duty

to better this fallen world.

You don't deserve that armor.

Oh, you think you do?

You fuck.

They'll kill you for this. You...

Not if I bring back the target.

You...

Work, damn you!

Hi, hello! Excuse me.

Excuse me!

Hi!

May I approach?

I ain't got weapons.

- Oh... - Or money.

It's okay, I just want to ask you for directions.

Okay.

Sorry.

I'm-I'm a little lost.

Hi.

What's that you're working on?

It's meant to be a water filter.

No matter how much sand I put in it, I just get more sand.

Well, h... have you tried water

for the water filter?

You got water?

Oh, uh, would you like a sip?

Here.

Uh... sorry. Uh, s-sir,

I actually... I might...

I need that.

Yeah, me too.

Thank you.

Somebody hands you a bottle of clean water, you drink it.

Even if you're not thirsty, you drink it.

Much as you can, anyway.

Right.

Uh, you haven't happened to have seen

a group pass by with a prisoner, did you?

No.

You headed to Filly?

W-What's Filly?

A town.

It's over that hill.

Never been, myself.

You've never been over that hill?

Nah. It's too dangerous.

People get killed in Filly all the time.

That's where my daddy got killed, anyway.

Couple brothers, too.

Had a aunt as well.

She got killed there once.

I'm sorry to hear that.

Oh, thank you.

Sounds dangerous.

Or you just stay here.

Live with me.

Could use a family. It helps with all the work.

Uh...

I-I'm okay, but, uh,

thank you so much for the advice.

- I'm real sick. Think I'm dying. - Oh...

You wouldn't have to put up with me for too long.

This could all be yours!

I'm okay.

Uh, thank you.

You're a good person for not shooting me with that gun.

Oh, it was really no problem.

Bye!

Fuck yeah!

I was doing nothing wrong!

- No! - That's right.

No, stop hitting me!