Caprice

Lucky! The light of my life!

- Hello, Jacko, is it in? - Is it in? Is it in?

They're all in! What?

Caprice, Jacko! Out on Thursday, sometimes Wednesday night!

You look a bit pale, my love.

I'm all right, Jacko, I'm all right.

- I just want to know if it's in! - Let me tell ya,

I've heard there's some lovely little articles in there this week.

There's a kaleidoscope of colours happening on the fashion page.

The social page, gathering gossip.

And Edwina La Page, the editor-in-chief,

has lined up Billy Pez on the music page!

Oh, don't tell me, Jacko! I want to see for myself!

- You must be Lucky. - How do you know?

You're our number one reader, it's our business to know.

Why don't you come up and see us?

Well, I'd love to!

But how?

Miss Herringbone?

Are you there?

Darling, I've been waiting for you.

There's so much to get through.

What are we going to do?

You are going to sit, my dear.

Caprice is going to do.

Betty?

Nola.

Zizi.

Meet my colour-sensitive girls.

I just dream of looking like that!

We'll soon sort that out.

Don't daub, Jordan.

Careful, Andrea.

I don't believe it!

I think I'm going to cry!

Look, Lucky, look.

Look at Lashene, lavish Lashene,

for lashes that last.

Oh, lovely.

I'm sorry, I didn't bring any money with me.

Oh!

It's nothing, absolutely nothing.

Chestelle is a secret that nobody knows but you.

I'm sure.

Why worry? It's just between you and me.

Yes, but I don't want it, Chestelle, leave me alone!

Oh! I'm really sorry, I didn't mean to...

My lamb.

My gazelle.

How ruffled you seem.

Tell me. Tell me what's wrong.

Well, this tunnel isn't at all what I expected.

Don't be upset. Now you're with me...

You can relax...

and be the beautiful confident woman I know you are.

Oh, my goodness!

Who are you?

My name is Douglas.

Douglas Furbanks.

And my privilege is to warm... an exceptional woman.

Warm her?

I'm not cold.

Ah, Lucky...

my leopardess...

...all strong women feel the cold.

With a fur...

...you could be the confident, beautiful woman...

...that I know you are.

And at a very reasonable price from any reputable stockist.

Ooh! You're like all the rest of them.

Relax...

and be the beautiful, confident woman you are.

Emilio.

My name is Emilio.

Every woman deserves me.

Stroke me and your wishes will come true.

What, really?!

Magic?

Oh, brilliant, I'm starving.

Now Emilio is aroused.

Emilio knows your darkest secrets.

Take me.

Buy me.

Oh, I haven't got any money.

Emilio has the magic only money can buy.

Open your purse and let him cast a spell...

on your cash.

Well, I'm afraid I'm absolutely broke, Emilio.

You'll have to conjure up someone with a big handbag

and no sense of smell.

Billy Pez!

He went platinum last Wednesday!

Wow!

Have I got a treat for you.

Jackie Jones!

The hippest music editor Caprice has ever had!

Here, flash us one.

- Who's this? - My name's Lucky.

I've got all your records.

Most people 'ave.

I think you're the greatest!

Listen, love, you go home to your bedsit,

turn the gas fire on,

just don't bother to light it, all right?

So, what makes him worth a feature in Caprice?

Caprice is very honoured to have had Billy with us today.

If you don't like what he says,

you can always see the editor, can't you?

Yes, I think I should.

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