Warehouse 13

Previously on Warehouse 13...

- Someone shot her. - Artie killed Leena.

We've all been whammied at some point, right?

I cast you out.

Claudia, no!

You separated the evil from Artie.

You knew the world needed saving

even if it cost you the only father you've ever known.

Holy metaphor.

- Artie's brain is... - The Warehouse.

What's wrong?

It's reality finding its way in.

It's the fight that matters, Artie.

Now go.

No!

Yes!

I have something to say.

Ever since I started working here,

what I thought I knew about the world,

it--it changes pretty much every day.

Artie did what he did with the astrolabe

to save Warehouse 13.

To save all of us.

As far as we know, to save the whole damn world.

Sometimes artifacts,

they--they can do terrible, unspeakable things to people.

I mean, heck, one time an artifact

made me think I slept with Myka.

- Pete! - Exactly.

What happened after the astrolabe--

Brother Adrian, the stolen artifacts, the orchid...

Leena--

That wasn't Artie.

What I know about the world,

it changes every day.

There's one thing that doesn't change.

Warehouse 13 does not work without this man.

We need him.

You need him.

Thank you, Agent Lattimer.

But we'd already come to the same conclusion.

- Wha--oh. Well, then there you go.

- You've what? - No, Artie.

Shh, no, I'm-- I'm resting my case.

We see no need for punishment at this juncture.

You can't be serious.

Leena was a valued member of the team and a friend.

But she knew the risks and accepted them.

This is her video signature statement.

We thought seeing it might give you some closure.

Her death was a tragic, yet unavoidable casualty

in our ongoing mission.

We are reinstating you as soon as possible.

I killed her!

Did you?

Did Arthur Nielson kill Leena?

Would you have willingly taken her life--any life--

No.

But it doesn't change the fact she died by my hand.

And you will have to live with that.

I fear that sentence is far more severe

than any this tribunal could mete out.

Adrian: An evil that will live with you

the rest of your days.

We're adjourned.

Claude, what is it?

They didn't say anything about it.

About what?

I cast you out!

Nothing. Never mind.

Artie, maybe we should talk about what happened back there.

No, we probably shouldn't.

Maybe we should just give him his space.

No, no, Pete.

His space is really, really dark right now.

Did you hear him? He wanted to be punished.

He is not okay, Pete.

Maybe he'll never be okay.

I mean, we just got him back

and now he's farther away than ever.

And where is Claudia?

She went back to the B&B.

I don't know.

Maybe she's avoiding the Warehouse or Artie or both.

I do not like what's happening.

Yeah, well, like you've been saying, Mykes.

We just need to keep moving, okay?

And I'm sure some scary artifact thing

will come up before we can say "ping."

Pick up! Pick up!

It's Linus Bentley!

Somebody knows!

We gotta get out! We gotta!

Oh, God!

Please! You don't understand. Please!

What are you-- what are you doing?

What are you doing?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God! Please stop!

Help me!

Stop!

My God! No! Please!

Please stop!

Help me! Oh, my God!

Help me!

Oh, God!

Warehouse 13 04x12 - "Parks And Rehabilitation" Original Air Date - April 23, 2013

That is about the deadest guy I've ever seen.

Did you talk to the people who found the body?

Yeah, yeah, a couple of day hikers said they heard a scream,

felt a tremor, and then something about a blue glow.

A man gets sucked into the ground.

Well, it sounds like an artifact to me.

Yeah, maybe something quicksand-related.

Promises to be loads of fun though.

How's Claudia?

Eh, she's up looking for clues.

Not really the outdoorsy type.

I think it was a good idea for her to come with me.

It'll keep her mind off Artie.

How's he doing?

Well, he's been in the stacks all morning.

Steve and I are gonna go look for him in a bit.

Oh, an ATV!

Oh, man I love ATVs.

Hey, Mykes, you think the Warehouse

- could get a decked out-- - No.

Hello?

- Hi there. - Hey.

Special Agent Pete Lattimer, Secret Service.

Whoa.

- No. Secret Service? - Yeah.

That is very cool.

I'm Ranger Evan Smith.

Ranger Smith?

"Hey, Mr. Ranger, sir."

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Man, you probably get that all the time.

"Hey, Boo-Boo."

- Nope, can't say that I do. - What?

- No. - No? The--the cartoon?

- Listen, uh... - Right.

People are freaking out about this.

Seismic activity doesn't usually limit itself

to a few square yards, you know what I mean?

Mm-hmm.

How does something like this even happen?

Well, you'd be surprised

at the kind of things that could happen.

"Go with Pete," they said.

"You'll love it. Sunshine and fresh air."

Ow!

Why am I so delicious to you?

I've sat on too many laptops not to know that sound.

Hey.

What did you find?

I think--yep.

Buried cell phone.

Coincidence?

Hardly ever. Can you hack it?

- I think-- - Oh.

Might take me a little bit.

Well, Bentley could have dropped it on his way down.

Who?

Linus Bentley, our victim.

He's the president of Qualcascommunications.

I got his wallet and his cards, but no artifact on him.

Which might mean somebody else did the whammying?

Let's find out who would want this guy dead, huh?

All right, scanning for info now.

Ugh, my connection sucks out here.

You know we're in the middle of a forest, right?

Ow!

Stop that. Well aware.

I'll kill your whole family.

Okay. Linus Bentley, telecom guru.

His name's all over the Oregon blogosphere.

Apparently a substation Qualcast is building

is drawing the wrath of Green First, a local nonprofit,

claiming that the signals are disturbing

a local owl sanctuary, probably killing bees.

Oh, they've been trying to get construction shut down.

Bentley's a good place to start

if green first wanted this project buried.

- All right, you guys ready? - Yeah, let's go.

All right, up. Come on.

Bad choice of words.

It's just that he's in a really scary place right now

and I just--I hate to think about him wandering

by himself down here in crazy town.

You don't think that he would do anything?

I--I don't--

- Oh, my God! Artie! - Artie! Don't!

Aah!

Ow! Ah!

What is wrong with you?

Us?

You with the--the--the blade! No?

"No" what?

I was redistributing its energy weight.