Baskets

Drink up, Baskets. It's almost Easter.

What is this?

They call it Bunny Juice.

I'll tell you, there ain't nothing like Easter Eve

and a tall glass of bunny juice

to make a feller...

Feel like a man.

Penelope: This is like some new karaoke.

Baskets!

if you're too big a pussy, you won't catch any bunnies.

Hee hee hee hee!

Listen to me.

Chip.

Come on, Chip.

- Chip. - What!

Easter Sunday, Chip. We're going to church.

What? I'm not going to church.

You're going to church.

Now hurry up. I don't want to be late.

It's embarrassing.

Oh, Mom, wear panties next time.

Life is a juggling act,

but don't clown around about your career.

Come on down to Baskets career college,

or follow us online... Socially online.

Not only am I the Dean... Well, you know the rest.

I'm also the janitor.

Hello, and welcome to Conversational French,

the language of love.

So, um, let's get started.

Bonjour. Of course you know that one.

Bonjour is hello.

Mom: Chip.

Yeah

You're not wearing that to church.

What's wrong with it?

You look like a gypsy

on the way to some gypsy dance.

It's Easter Sunday.

Is that what you're wearing?

Yes. Do you like it?

No. No. No. No.

Ohh. No. No.

Ah. Here you go.

Oh, you were big back then.

I'm not wearing this.

Yes, you're wearing it.

I'll see you in the car.

- Can you believe this? - It's a spring classic.

You know, you should not distract the driver.

Stop! Mom! Drive! Ow!

My head's stuck.

Gosh!

You know, I'll pull this car over,

and I'll spank you.

How would you like that on Easter Sunday?

- Be careful, Mom. Careful. - I am. I am.

You're a little late today.

I'm very sorry.

Well, that happens with you.

Sorry.

Oh, Chip, can you pop in the back?

Hey, memaw. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Memaw gets car sickie.

- Okay. - Oh, don't tell him that.

Well, you do.

- Remember the time... - Let me in.

- Let me in. - Ohh!

Okay.

- Ooh. - That's Chip.

- He's in the back. - Hey.

Is that the one that runs the college?

- No, no. The other one. - Oh. Um...

- He's got a... - How are you, dearie?

Hi, Memaw.

He's got a brand-new part-time job.

- Oh, wonderful. What is it? - Tell her about it, Chip.

Um, I'm a... I'm a clown.

What? You're a clown?

Good. Yay.

Ohh, let's go.

- -

Mom, Mom, I've got to pee.

Can I go pee?

Fumer

is to smoke.

Fumer, as in fumes.

Do you have a lighter, miss?

Avez vous du feu, Mademoiselle ?

If you wanna say

I daydream.

You will say

Je révasse

I daydream

- Man: Sir. -

You're going to have to move your car.

This is church parking only.

- Yeah, I'm in church. - No, you're in a car.

And it's a smoke-free zone anyway.

I'm in the middle of something, okay?

Can you just give me a minute?

If you don't move your car, I'm going to have it towed.

I'm going to have you towed.

I'm serious, sir. I'll have you towed.

I promise.

Good. Get it towed.

I'm having it towed. I will.

Okay. I said fine.

It doesn't matter?

Pastor: Look for Jesus.

- Hey, Mom. - He's right there.

Mom.

- Think about the feeling... -

- of looking for Jesus... -

as you're outside hunting for your eggs today.

They're towing your car.

And when you find an egg, do not think "an egg."

Yo, Mom.

Think of the chocolate inside...

They're towing your car.

That represents Jesus, so think of Jesus.

Mother!

What is Easter?

And how do we celebrate it?

- Mom! - With colored eggs

hidden by a giant bunny.

- Mom. Mom. - Chip, just leave.

- Just leave. - Hey,

if I want something out of your mouth,

- I'll ask it, okay? -

- Get out of here. - Sorry.

I'm trying to do some worship here.

Go ahead, pastor.

Think about...

Christine Baskets, you're being paged.

Let me just... I lost my place a bit.

Christine Baskets...

Pastor: Sorry. Jesus, egg, da da da da da da,

chocolate... Yeah. Okay. I'm back.

What the hell is going on over here?

Mom, your car is being towed.

Jesus Criminy.

Can one more thing happen today?

Here. This is for the collection plate.

Pastor: And we found

a man crucified on a cross.

He gave his body for our sins.

Chip. Chip Baskets.

- Hey. - I noticed you earlier.

Yes, your honor.

I was actually hoping to see you.

Your mother tells me you've been struggling.

What? That's not true. No.

You know, the adopted twins are doing quite well.

- Oh! - Mm-hmm.

What is it they do again?

Deejays, very successful.

Flew first class last year.

Ohh. And how's Chip?

Oh, Chippie, he's a trouper.

We love him.

He's a free spirit, you know.

Oh, yeah, yeah. My Dana said

she saw him chasing a bull down at the rodeo.

- Dana. - Yeah.

I think I saw her at K-Mart

methed out of her gourd.

- Oh. - Mm-hmm.

No. Well, Dana did have a problem

with prescription medication,