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I'M GONNA GET YOU! I'M GONNA GET YOU!

TRY IT AGAIN...

YOU CAN DO IT. COME ON...

YOU GOT IT.

OH, THAT'S LOTS...

MORE, MORE, COME ON...

COME ON. MORE BUBBLES, MORE BUBBLES. LET'S GO.

CRAIGOR...

HEY DAD.

WHAT HAPPENED TO SIX O'CLOCK?

I KNOW, AH I'M SORRY.

IT'S JUST - THE LIGHT OUTSIDE...

LATE SUMMER... INCREDIBLE.

AND I JUST AH...

-GOT DISTRACTED AND MISSED DINNER.

YEAH, AH... DAD, I'M SORRY.

WHEN I SAY SIX O'CLOCK,

I DON'T CARE HOW GREAT THE LIGHT IS. YOU'RE HOME!

DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

JUST CLEAN IT UP.

MAN, GRADE EIGHT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OURS.

THIS IS SO UNFAIR.

I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH AN EXPANDED DEGRASSI.

WAY MORE FISH IN THE SEA.

WHAT - YOU'RE FISHING FOR A NEW BABYSITTER?

DUDE. OLDER WOMEN.

HOT, SEXY, OLDER WOMEN.

JUST WAITING TO MAKE ME INTO A MAN, OKAY?

THIS YEAR, TOBY. JUST TRUST ME. I KNOW IT.

THANKS FOR THE LIFT.

OKAY. DO YOU NEED A LIFT TONIGHT?

NO, NO, I CAN AH - MAKE IT HOME.

I'LL BE ON TIME TONIGHT, OKAY?

GOOD.

GOOD LUCK TODAY, SPORT.

IS THAT THE SOUND OF YOUR HEART POUNDING?

NO WAIT - IT'S MINE.

PROOF THAT SUMMER IS SO OVERRATED.

BACK AT THIS DUMP FOR FOUR MORE YEARS.

FOUR LONG YEARS.

LOOK AT THIS PLACE. IT'S A ZOO IN HERE.

OH, LOOK, THERE'S ONE OF THE MONKEYS NOW.

GOOD MORNING, STUDENTS AND WELCOME TO DEGRASSI.

IF YOU'RE A NEW STUDENT

AND HAVEN'T RECEIVED YOUR NEW HOME ROOM NUMBER YET,

PLEASE SEE MRS. SMITH IN THE MAIN OFFICE IMMEDIATELY.

IS DEGRASSI A HIGH SCHOOL AND A BLIND SCHOOL THIS YEAR?

SORRY, MAN. I'M LOST.

BUY A MAP.

ALREADY GOT ONE.

NOT BLIND - JUST AH -

HEY BOYS. WHO'S THE NEW GUY?

DIRECTIONALLY CHALLENGED.

HEY CUTEY...

M.I. LAB?

HERE. I'LL - I'LL SHOW YOU.

CLOSING DOWN THE HIGH SCHOOL

WAS A LAST-MINUTE BOARD DECISION.

MEANING WE ARE NOT FULLY PREPARED

FOR THE INFLUX OF STUDENTS.

WILL THERE BE A SEPARATE STUDENT COUNCIL?

SEPARATE VIDEO ANNOUNCEMENTS?

WHAT ABOUT THE GRAPEVINE?

OKAY, ONE QUESTION AT A TIME.

IN THE SHORT-TERM,

DEGRASSI'S GOING TO BE A VERY CROWDED PLACE.

SMALL PRICE TO PAY.

OLDER WOMEN, YOUNGER MEN, VERY HOT.

OLDER WOMAN, JT YORKE - VERY NOT.

TAKE A SEAT...

YOU MAY EVEN HAVE TO SHARE LOCKERS.

SEE ME AFTER CLASS.

WE'RE GOING TO BE COVERING

"PONTY POOL CHANGES EVERYTHING" BY TONY BURGESS...

ADDING GRADES 9 TO 12 IS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY FOR DEGRASSI.

AND FOR YOU GUYS.

I TAUGHT YOU M.I. FOR THE PAST TWO YEARS,

YOU GET ME FOR ANOTHER FOUR.

LATE NIGHT LAST NIGHT, HUH CRAIG?

UH - VERY AH - VERY LATE NIGHT, SIR.

KEPT - KEPT WAKING UP, IN ANTICIPATION OF -

WELL, OF THIS EXACT MOMENT - SIR.

YEAH, WELL SAVE THE ZZZ'S FOR HOME, OKAY?

DON'T FORGET TO PICK UP YOUR TEXTBOOKS IN THE GYM.

AND EVEN THOUGH TODAY'S A HALF DAY - TOMORROW IS NOT.

OKAY, AND EVERY SECOND WEEK, WE'LL TAKE OUT LUNCHES,

OLD SCHOOL STUFF -

WHATEVER YOU SAY, ROOMIE.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS VOLUNTEERED TO SHARE.

AW, IT'S JUST OUR WAY OF GIVING SOMETHING BACK TO DEGRASSI, THAT'S ALL.

YEAH OR OF DESTROYING YOUR FRIENDSHIP.

SLOW DOWN.

HOW SOON TILL WE TELL THEM WE TOLD THEM SO...?

NOW I GET THE TOP SHELF, ALL RIGHT?

WHY? WE SAID I GOT IT.

NO, I GET THE TOP SHELF BECAUSE I'M TALLER.

YEAH, BY LIKE A MILLIMETER.

NO, CHECK THIS OUT. READY? LOOK. SEE? WAY TALLER.

PAIGE, YOUR HAIR IS FINE.

FINE? I HAVE A MULLET.

WHAT'S A MULLET?

THAT.

HAIRSTYLE OF THE TRAILER DWELLERS AND FASHION-IMPAIRED.

SO GET IT FIXED.

YEAH, BUT THAT'LL TAKE ABOUT EIGHTY BUCKS.

I HAVE FIFTY PUT AWAY BUT MY EVIL PARENTS

ARE INSISTING I CLEAN OUT THE GARAGE FOR THE REST.

HELLO? CHILD LABOUR?

YOU KNOW, THERE ARE LAWS AGAINST CHILD LABOUR.

OKAY THANKS, MR. NEWS AT 5.

CUTE.

VERY.

TRY DERANGED.

GUYS, HEY! I TRIED TO CALL YOU WHEN I GOT BACK.

HOW WAS YOUR SUMMER?

ANYWAY, ABOUT MY HAIR.

GIVE THEM TIME.

I'M SURE THEY'LL, YOU KNOW...

WHAT? FORGIVE AND FORGET? RIGHT.

CRAIG!

YOU'VE BEEN GONE FOREVER!

I KNOW. BUT - SUMMER'S OVER, I'M BACK FROM CAMP

AND NOW YOU WON'T EVER GET AWAY FROM ME!

SAY...

BAD DONKEY BREATH.

BAD DONKEY BREATH.

LET ME TAKE YOURS!

WHO ME? I'LL BREAK THE CAMERA.

REMEMBER HOW TO USE IT?

YEP.

ONE HAND THERE.

DADDY AND ME ARE GONNA VISIT MOMMY.

WANNA COME?

JUST AH - TELL HER I MISS HER, OKAY?

HEY, YOU CAN'T TELL YOUR DAD ABOUT US MEETING, ALL RIGHT?

I PROMISE. ALWAYS, ALWAYS.

ANGELA?

LOVE YOU, KID.

ANGELA, HONEY. WHO WAS THAT?

MY BROTHER.

OKAY. I GIVE YOU THE ISAACS SYSTEM.

THE WHAT?

OKAY. YOU WANT AN OLDER WOMAN?

THE SYSTEM WILL DETERMINE YOUR BEST MATCH.

MEET... TERRI MACGREGOR.

GUYS, YOUR DEDICATION TO GRADE EIGHT IS IMPRESSIVE

BUT AH - GO HOME ALREADY.

CAN WE JUST FINISH THIS FIRST?

FIVE MINUTES.

TERRI'S - NOT REALLY MY TYPE.

SHE'S OLDER, PRETTY AND BREATHING.

EXACTLY YOUR TYPE.

NO. I NEED MORE OF A CHALLENGE.

SOMEONE LIKE...

OH, LORDY.

BUT YOU ONLY HAVE A 0.03% CHANCE OF SCORING WITH-

PAIGE MICHALCHUK. COME TO PAPA.

THAT'S A LOT OF YELLOW, ANGE.

BUT THAT WAS MOMMY'S FAVOURITE COLOUR. REMEMBER?

YES, I DO.

DO YOU THINK SHE MISSES US?

OH, I KNOW SHE DOES.

JUST AS MUCH AS WE MISS HER.

BUT DO YOU THINK SHE LIKES IT UP IN HEAVEN?

CRAIG SAID THAT -

CRAIG SAID WHAT?

HONEY, DID YOU SEE CRAIG?

NO. I DIDN'T. I PROMISE.

COME ON, SWEETIE. TELL ME THE TRUTH...

STAY RIGHT HERE, OKAY?

CRAIG?

CRAIG!

HEY SPORT, ARE YOU READY TO EAT?

CRAIG!

AH YEAH.

AH - I'M JUST COMING!

WOW, ROAST BEEF, MASHED POTATOES, YORKSHIRE PUDDING.

YOUR FAVOURITE!

YEAH, TOTALLY. I LOVE ROAST BEEF.

REMEMBER - REMEMBER HOW MOM USED TO MAKE -

SO, HOW WAS THE FIRST DAY? MAKE ANY FRIENDS?

YEAH. ONE GUY - SEAN. HE'S COOL.

THAT'S GREAT.

LISTEN, THERE WAS A MESSAGE ON THE MACHINE TODAY.

FOR ME?

NO. FOR ME.

FROM JOEY JEREMIAH... ANY THOUGHTS?

ANY IDEA WHY HE MIGHT BE CALLING?

YOU DIDN'T CALL HIM?

DAD, COME ON. WHY WOULD I CALL JOEY?

WHY WOULD YOUR MOTHER LEAVE A SURGEON

FOR A USED CAR SALESMAN, CRAIG?

I MEAN THE MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE ARE INFINITE TO ME.

WELL, I DIDN'T - I DIDN'T CALL. PROMISE.

I'M NOT AH - I'M NOT LIKE MOM, OKAY?

SO AH...