Fight for My Way (Third-Rate My Way / Ssam Maiwei / 쌈 마이웨이)

Whoever made noise, stand up.

No one?

- No one? Really? - Thank you.

Look at your uniforms. Are you old ladies going hiking?

Are you trying to display all the colors of the rainbow?

Sir, I just spoke one word.

- Please forgive us. - Is that so?

Dong-man and Joo-man, our man brothers.

- If you get this question, I won't hit. - Sir.

Don't try to make a deal with students. Please be generous instead.

I agree.

Fine then, I'll just hit you. Come up.

Challenge accepted!

- I'll challenge myself. - Listen carefully.

There's a 20% chance you'll know this question.

You have a 40% chance of getting it wrong.

What percent is the chance that your butts stay safe?

Is that a question?

- Could you repeat once more? - Five...

- Four, three... - I think it's 50 percent.

- 50 percent. - Two...

It's 50! The answer is 50 percent!

Fifty? Wow, give them a round of applause.

I'll give you two a reward. Come up.

Yes, sir.

Gosh.

- We're here. - Great, turn around.

- Sorry? - Both of you, turn around.

Since you were so sure it was 50, I'll hit you 50 times.

I thought the answer was one percent.

One? Just turn around.

Does anyone know the answer?

Yes, Moo-bin.

The answer is 11 percent.

Correct!

- That jerk. - Such a brown-noser.

Sir, hold please. That was my bone!

- I really got hit on the bone! - Shut up!

PUNGWOON GIRLS' HIGH SCHOOL IN SEOSAN, 2006

Please, Ma'am. That hurts!

Are you going around to perform?

- Her dream is to become an anchor. - Give me your headband.

Hurry up.

Could you let it go this time?

That's not it, Ma'am.

When I become an anchor...

I'll look for a TV show for you.

Ae-ra,

you have to study really hard to become an anchor.

Ma'am, she's smart. Last time, she even placed 29th.

So, Miss 35th place.

And you want to be an anchor as well?

No, I'll be a good wife.

Enough talking.

Clean the auditorium if your items were confiscated.

No, not today.

Take your hands off before I snap your wrist.

Hey, they're out of coffee milk.

Dammit.

Bo-ram, here you go. I bought it in advance.

Don't do this anymore. Your mom will scold me.

- You'll come to tutoring today, right? - I can't.

I have to skip school and go to Gangnam.

Gangnam? Why?

It's none of your business.

That lady from the convenience store is in trouble.

- This fried dumpling tastes... - Like persimmons?

What, you're a chef, now? Got some kind of absolute taste?

It smells like a burger.

I keep on telling her she shouldn't use the same microwave.

What's that? Why are you wearing this today?

To match my outfit.

You won't ever be a city boy.

Please just act like you're from Seoul.

Look at me.

Wolf-cut.

- Does she know you're wearing that? - What?

- Who are you talking about? - Jang Bo-ram.

Why does she need to know?

You're our best fighter and she leads the girls.

You could be allies.

Allies?

What's that?

Why...

- Did she say she likes me? - She brings you coffee milk everyday.

Do you know how hard it is to get coffee milk in our school?

Even I wouldn't want to get involved with a guy in a ragged red shirt.

Park Moo-se. No, what's your name?

- It's Moo-bin. - Right, Moo-bin.

Sponsor this poor guy.

Lend him your expensive shirt.

Your classmate is entering the National Sports Festival.

Could you do that for him?

He's going to Gangnam so you'll get it back before evening study.

Gangnam?

That's where his taekwondo match is.

He'll win the championship

and take off his uniform for an awesome ceremony.

If he shows those fine marks on his shoulder,

he'll look like a kid from Seoul.

Look what he's offering you. That's a precious gift.

I can't ignore the importance of a good ceremony.

It's the fate of a star fighter, you see.

- What time is the match? - 6 p.m.

Can we catch the 3 p.m. train?

Hey, we can make it.

We look perfect.

She's so sick.

Ma'am, I think we both have a flu.

We need to be quarantined.

Can we leave early?

Your lips are so pale.

Sorry.

Let's go.

I think we have acute hemorrhagic conjunctivitis.

I can smell the pain relief gel all the way from here.

Don't apply it around your eyes. You could go blind.

I got hit by a shuttlecock during PE class.

It hurts as if I was hit by Hyun Jeong-hwa.

Hyun Jeong-hwa plays table tennis.

You're trying way too hard.

We're doomed.

Nothing worked.

Shall we try saying we broke an ankle?

Who touched my car this time?

It's a new car.

I have a great idea. Follow me.

The plastic mic, where is it?

Hey, what are you doing?

Put that down.

Don't do it.

Where are you going? Yellow and pink, I saw you girls!

Where are you girls going?

Choi Ae-ra! Baek Sul-hee! You girls are in trouble!

You only live once!

What are we going to do tomorrow?

I didn't think about tomorrow. I just didn't think!

KUKKIWON IN GANGNAM, 2006

Do you know why men die for their hometown friends?

To drink together?

No. Because a country bumpkin shouldn't get intimidated.

Also, we practically raised him since he was six.

We have to support him.

Ko Dong-man! Ko Dong-man!

Keep your distance. Good.

Separate, separate!

- Fight! - Dong-man, use your feet.

Use your feet!

Go for it, move in first!

Kick him!

Kick him!

Kick him!

Just kick him!

- What's she doing there? - Kick him!

The psycho mic girl is here again.

- Do it! - Kick him!

- Kick him! - Go for it!

Ko Dong-man!

Seosan's ong-bak, Ko Dong-man!

ROUND 1 ONE TIME ONG-BAK, ONE TIME BAEK JI-YEON

Watch out, watch your left!

Turn around, get out of the way!

- Ko Dong-man! - You're doing good!

Keep them quiet.

Country girls are very scary.

What's wrong with them?

Bo-ram!

What are you doing here?

Why did you give the coffee milk I gave you to Dong-man?

What? Did you come here to ask me that?

Don't you have class?

Do you like Dong-man by any chance?

From now on, you can say you have a boyfriend.

Let's go out!

Jang Bo-ram!

Hey, did you hear that?

Congratulations!

We have an alliance now!

That's not it.

What did he just say?

Something about going to a college together, I think?

How dare you give away your uniform?

- Come here. - Can you let go of my ear?

Fighting!

I sent him to Seoul to train and look what he's getting up to.

Congratulations.

Did she snap her neck? Why can't she keep her head still?

Are you really going out with him?

Yes, I'm going to. Why?

- Tell my mom if you want to. - I'm going to.

He can't even calculate probabilities...

and always gets beaten up in class. He also wears a red shirt, so why?

Because he's cool and he's the best!

I only date the best.

Hey!

When did we drop this?

Sorry, my bad.

Hey!

I said sorry!

Did the legendary idiots from back then really become legends?