Black Christmas

Hey, who leave the goddamn front door open?

By the way how come I was the only one there working tonight?

We're in it this afternoon, Barb.

A likely story.

How does it look?

Yulish, very yulish!

You got your Santa costume ready?

Yeah. What time the little bastard arrive?

- At one o'clock. - Terrific!

Hello?

Pardon?

Who?

Barb, it's for you. Long distance.

Great. I'll take it in the other room.

Could you guys shut up in there? I can't hear a damn thing!

Hello!

Mom, hang on, I can't hear you.

Operator, I can't hear. What's coming from the other end. Can you...

Yeah. All right, let's see!

Party over! Come on, all the men out!

Come on! Bye bye!

Operator, I still can't hear.

All right, Mommy! I can hear you now.

No, we just having a little party.

No, I had a couple.

Come on, I'm not drunk.

No, no! I had some stuff I had to do in the afternoon.

And then I was just gonna get the 7:20 train to the City.

Come on, you got to be kidding.

Why can't I come, too?

- Well, who the hell is he? - Good night.

- See you next week. - Okay.

Hey, call before you come. I'm going to have to get my parents used to that.

I'll just get a couple of my friends and we'll go.

Okay.

Yeah, sure I'm inviting her. I'll see you around.

Hey, Chris, wait up, I need a ride.

Put the Christmas music back on.

You wants to go skiing for a few days?

Yeah, sure, Barb.

My mother's taking a place up at Mt. Holly. Anyone else want to come?

- Yea, sounds like fun. - Great.

- What about you Clare? - No thanks, Barb. I made some another plans.

I'll get it.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello!

Hey, quiet! It's him again! The moaner.

It's expanded his act.

Could that be one person?

No, Clare. That's the Mormon Tabernacle Choir doing their annual obscene phone call.

Big cunt! Yeah, big cunt. You big cunt...

Let me lick it! Lick it!

Lick it! Let me lick your pretty piggy cunt!

Pretty pink cunt!

Pretty pink cunt!

I'll make your pretty big clit...

I'm like a tuning fork, baby!

- Not bad! - Suck my juicy cock!

I'll come over.

I'll come over... so you can... Suck it, suck it.

Listen you pervert! Why don't you go over to Lambda-Chi? They could use a little of this.

You piggy cunt, you want my fat cock, too

So, why don't you just go find a wall socket and stick your tongue in it, that will give you a charge.

I'll stick my tongue up your pretty pussy.

You fucking creep!

I'm going to kill you.

Well, super-tongue strikes again.

Fastest tongue in the west.

That's sick!

I really don't think you should provoke somebody like that, Barb.

No question! This guy is minor league. In the City I get two of those a day.

Maybe.

You know, that Town girl was raped a couple of weeks ago.

Darling! You can't rape a Townie.

You really are too much, Barb.

Come on, this is a sorority house, not a convent.

I'll see you later. I'm gonna go pack.

Come on, Clare, she didn't mean anything.

No, really Jess, it's okay. I have to finish packing anyway.

Haven't she had enough trouble fitting in here without you getting at her all the time?

Come on. I know a professional virgin when I see one.

Hey, can I get a hand out here.

Speaking of professional virgins...

Here we have, the Queen of vaudeville, circa 1891.

Where have you been?

I have been shopping. You know how the store is most spectacular at this time of year.

I never saw such a bunch of junk, honey.

Mrs. Mac, come on to the other room, we got a surprise for you.

Where have you been?

See Mrs. Mac has been looking all over for you.

Little puss! Hello.

Will you get someone to see you?

Let's see.

Claud?

Is that you, puss?

Kitty.

Who is that?

Who is it?

Claud?

Who is that?

Who is it?

Dear, girls... This's really beautiful.

It's really lovely.

I got about as much use for this as a chastity belt!

Come on, Mrs. Mac, put it on.

Put it on? Come on, I'm not going to bed.

Come on, please.

Put it on.

Anything for you girls because it's Christmas?

Hey, you bet!

Okay, girls, party is over. Let's get this junk cleaned up?

Yeah, come on, everybody takes a little something and it won't take long.

Come on! Fast girls! Just a little cooperation.

- Let's just get you up, because you're tired. - You really are!

Good night.

Before...

Booze.

There you are.

Good night, good night. Merry Christmas!

Jess, you girls are just too good to me.

Nonsense, Mrs. Mac.

Hello?

- Hello, is Jess there, please? - Yes, wait a second, Peter.

Jess, it's for you. It's him.

Hello?

Hi, how's the party?

It was good. Too bad you couldn't make it.

- I had been practicing for four days straight. I am really wiped out. - Yes, I know.

Jess, dear... You won't forget to put off the lights.

You've got to plan some time. I've got to talk to you.

You sounds funny. What's the matter?

Nothing is matter. I just want to talk to you.

Why don't you tell me now?

Because I want to talk to you, face to face.

Jess, I haven't been to bed in three nights. And it's not the mood to be playing games.

Look, Peter, we'll talk about it tomorrow, okay?

- Okay, I'll be in room 30, all day. - Alright, I'll see you around 2:00.

I just mean, shortly. I guess I'm just exhausted, okay?

Yeah, it's okay.

- I love you. - I know.

See you tomorrow.

Yeah, well, goodnight.

Jesus, I wouldn't wear this to have my liver out!

Clare?

Clare?

Thank you. It's okay.

Sorry, I should have been keeping a better watch on them.

- I think so. - Yeah, well, I said I was sorry.

Excuse me!

I hate to bother you, I can see that you are busy.

But I wonder if you can help me?

You see, I'm suppose to meet my daughter here at 1 o'clock.

It's half past now, and she's still not here.

Here name is Clare Harrison, do you know her?

Clare Harrison?

Yeah, I think so.

I know she lives in a sorority house. It's called...

Pi-Kappa-Sigma.

Of course. Kappa is a sister sorority.

Some other girls were over here today, but I haven't seen Clare.

The place isn't far, I will tell you how to get there.

Ho, ho, ho, shit!

Santa, please.

Look, she's supposed to be going out with me for this weekend, God dammit.

Well, we decided that we'll go skiing for a few days, you know?

Yeah, I've been looking forward to this for three weeks. Bitch.

Isn't Santa naughty?

Ho, ho, ho, fuck.

I just don't know, Mr. Harrison. Her clothes are all packed and ready to go.

I'll take you to the common room.

They're having a party today for underprivileged children.

Yes, I know.

I am very disappointed in this atmosphere.

I intend to do something about it.

Who is this?

That's a friend of Clare. Very nice young man from the town, Chris Hayden.

I didn't sent my daughter here to be drinking and... picking up boys.

Clare is a good girl, Mr. Harrison.

I wouldn't want you to get the wrong idea about that. She is a good girl.

I am sure you will find her in the fraternity house.

As a matter of fact, I could show you the way. I have to go to a store near there.

If you wouldn't mind giving me a lift.

I know where it is.

But I will be glad to give you a ride.

This is very kind of you, Mr. Harrison.

I'll just get my bag.

"I didn't sent my daughter here to be drinking and picking up boys."

Tough shit!

I was supposed to be responsible...

for the morals of every girl in this goddamn house.

This broads.

The leaning tower of Pisa if they can get up there.

I do my best.

I don't know what the bastard expect of me.

For Christ's sake!

Claud?

Is that you, Claudikins?

Claud?

Here kitty, kitty, kitty!