Clash-A-Rama

I don't know if he's going to make it.

It was the strangest thing ever. A Hog about to do in his Rider.

Well, let me tell you how we got here.

It wasn't always like this.

They'd been getting along like a Hog and his Hog Rider.

So, we jump over a Level 3 wall, right?

Then out of nowhere, a Level 7 Tesla pops up, and I say,

"Who'd put these weak walls around such a powerful weapon?"

And Squealer says,

"Can we solve this mystery after it stops frying my bacon?"

You know, I've only ridden Squealer into battle a few times,

but I feel like we've really made a connection.

Hm, where have I heard that before?

Oh yeah, when you were riding Hammy Davis Junior!

- And Lard Bomb. - Don't forget Spamela Anderson!

Come on fellas, I'm serious. This feels different.

Squealer and I communicate without even using words...

It feels like we're one... A single, unstoppable fighting unit.

I'm not joking! I'm thinking about making our relationship... permanent.

Squealer... may I ask you a question?

These last few battles have been the best,

and I don't see myself three-starring an enemy Village

with any Hog other than you ever again...

And so, Squealer,

will you accept this nose ring as a formal token of our partnership?

Oh, so nervous.

Great idea. Let's tell your parents!

Yep, they were meant to be together.

But then time started to take its toll.

Oh yeah.

Hey, isn't that Squealer?

Yeah, think we should tell Bamma?

How do you tell a guy his Hog's makin' bacon with another Rider

right after he put a ring on it?

Hey fellas, I... huh?

And to think I let you hold my hammer!

Why can't I find a Hog that's not a pig?

What you're going through is completely normal.

You can get through it if you're willing to do the work.

Let's play a little game.

I'll say a word and each of you say the first thing that comes to mind.

- "Love." - A joke?

- "Partner." - Pfft. I wouldn't know.

A battle! What should we do?

You have to go.

And, I have to bill you for the whole hour.

Gotta go!

I scored nine minutes!

Hey! You did that on purpose!

Next time, read the sign.

All right, that is it!

You wouldn't!

Oh? Oh man!

You saved my life.

Right after you almost took my life. But still, thank you.

That's exactly how I feel!

Should we give it another shot?

Yeah! Reconciled! Yeah!

I think those two are going to make it.

They're as happy as me and my Hog, Hogby. Hogby?

Okay Hogby, you and me. Into battle. Hit it!

I don't understand why we need to find this particular arrow.

It's my lucky arrow.

It hit the seat next to me during the first battle I ever watched.

Back when the Blue Team knew how to win.