American Dad!

Mr. Gordon, what's the difference

between "assets" and "equity?"

I have a question for you, Steve...

Do you know summer break starts tomorrow?

Check out what I got in my textbook.

Babes!

Pretty hot for a dead lady...

or monster?

Where does one get... that?

From my big brother, Big Billy.

Dr. Kalgary made you a brother?

Check out this R-rated movie, little bro!

Oh, yeah.

Pope on Pope action!

Well, my big brother took me to Chimdale

to buy throwing stars.

No fair!

All these big brothers are introducing people to cool,

new stuff, but I don't have one.

Sucks to be you, kid.

My big brother's so rad.

He's 68, and all his prostate exams

have totally come back negative.

Congratulations!

You got bummer face. What's the crisis?

My life is lame and boring 'cause I don't have

a big brother to introduce me to cool stuff.

Well, you already have a brother... Jeff.

Jeff's just my brother-in-law.

Exactly. You love the law.

You're always calling the cops to snitch on our neighbors.

They're running a meth lab!

Spend some time with Jeff.

Trust me, he can show you some stuff.

If you're talking about that acorn he thinks

is a buffalo's toenail,

he's shown me.

Emergency family meeting in three, two, one.

I just got the mail,

and I've won... a coupon!

30% off for an escape room!

It's such an insane deal my hands are shaking!

Nope. Jeff beats escape room.

Aw, man. I'm gonna get so many chicks at this escape room.

Klaus, do you have any idea what an escape room is?

No way, man. No clue.

This is so cool.

Nobody's ever asked me to be their brother.

It's not really a thing that happens all that often.

Hayley's not my sister now, though, right?

Jeff, focus.

I need you to show me the world,

expand my horizons.

Okay, you know how sometimes the rest of the family

is doing stuff and I'm not around?

It's because I'm looking at this wall.

If you look close enough, you can see a little face.

I call him Colonel Forbin.

Big brother advice...

These guys are legally required to give you

as many free samples as you want.

That is not at all true.

Whoops. Darn it all!

I'll help you out by throwing these away at my house.

Look, I found another one!

And yet your clothes are always rumpled.

You can use these things on clothes?

Slack slack, slack slack.

Ducks say "slack" now?

What are we doing?! This is madness!

Ducks say "what are we doing, this is madness" now?

Welcome to The Terrifying Asylum of Dr. Insane-o.

Unlike other escape rooms, you can take all the time you need.

We'll do it in half that time.

Pssst.

Now I am a guard at this asylum,

where Dr. Insane-o, the demented scientist,

performs unspeakable experiments on the inmates...

you.

I am so embarrassed for you right now

that you have to do this.

The Doctor is out shopping

for new torture devices to use on you,

unless you figure out how to escape before he returns.

So you're, like, an asylum guard with a conscience or something?

You're... You're helping us out? I don't get it.

I know how to escape!

Follow her!

It's locked!

Oh, God, they've thought of everything!

This isn't working out.

I don't think we're compatible as brothers.

I'll take you home as soon as we hang out

in this parking lot for a few hours.

A few hours?!

In a parking lot?!

Nothin' shakin' on Shakedown Street

Used to be the heart of town

What is this?

The parking lot scene before a Phish concert!

You just gotta poke around

It's like I'm on another planet!

This area is Shakedown Street.

It's like a Moroccan bazaar,

except none of this stuff's cursed.

I sell 10 grilled cheeses,

I can afford a ticket to the show.

Cheese cubes, duck bread...

We were getting ingredients!

That's actually pretty smart.

I used my brain to make the idea.

You did it.

You've introduced me to a whole new world,

big brother.

Nothing here that could interest you

Thanks...

little brother.

Now that we're brothers, I feel like I can tell you anything.

When I was little, I saw a man stabbing his family

at a rest stop, and I pretended not to notice.

Let's just savor this moment.

Alright, here's my super secret tip

to grilled cheese perfection...

totally melted cheese.

Hey, Cheese, who's your bud?

Mars, meet my little brother, Steve.

Your brother makes the best grilled cheese on Shakedown!

Like a cheddar Michelangelo sculpting ooey-gooey Davids.

- Did I miss Cheese's cheeses? - Are you...

NBA Hall of Famer and deeply-hooked

Phish-head, Bill Walton?

Yes, I am.

I was gonna say "in constant back pain

from your height and posture," but that's cool.

I love these things, even though my heart doctor tells me

that eating even one of them will take years off my life.

Who's the new kid?

It's Cheese's little brother, dude.

A little Cheese?!

"Little Cheese."

I like it.

Jim!

Good to see you, too, boy!

That's Runaway Jim, a stray dog who follows Phish on tour.

Jim doesn't like anyone but Cheese.

He's actually kind of a dick.

Oh, we got another stray dog.

Oh, my God!

Bad Wook! Git!

What the hell was that?!

That's a "Wookie" or "Wook,"

a feral hippie always trying to mooch.

Don't confuse them with "woks."

Those are non-feral non-hippies used to cook stir-fry.

What's she doing?

The finger means she's looking for a "miracle,"

a free ticket.

I'd give her mine, but then I'd need a miracle,

and I don't know if there's another me

out there to give me one.

In the middle of the night

That guy's awesome!

No. That man is a "custie."

Short for "customer."

A rich dude who tries to buy his way into the scene.

He's human garbage.

Hello there, Mr. Cheese.

Might I still be able to purchase

one of your famous parking lot sandwiches?

Beat it, custie!

We don't need your one-percent,

Wall Street, Scrooge McDuck money!

Nice, Cheese!

I run a charity that gives puppies to disabled kids.

Screw off, money slave!

Little Cheese burned that custie so hard!

He's totally one of us!

Not the blue elixir on the red brain.

We tried that combo!

Six hours, and we haven't solved a single damn puzzle!

This restraint chair is actually pretty comfy.

So is this bloody table.

Maybe we should relax a bit.

Ever since I won that coupon, it's been go, go, go.

Why are we in such a rush?

Let's enjoy where we are.

Stuck on the beaker puzzle?

How about a hint?

We paid to get in here.

Why are you so focused on getting us out?

Because it's an escape room.

We are escaping.

From our humdrum furniture at home.

So, what'd you think of your first Phish show, Little Cheese?

Well, I didn't enjoy it as much as that girl on molly

who kept trying to kiss the music.

But I'm in love with Shakedown Street.

Oh! Wha... What's that?

That's the hiss of the Nitrous Mafia,

a violent drug gang that controls