Degrassi: Next Class

- Someone's gonna catch us. -

We got away with this over the break, but break's over.

Oh, my gosh, you are bossy.

If Zoë asks where I was last night, I was shopping.

Yeah, like anyone's gonna believe that.

Oh, looky who I found.

Less talking, more carrying me. Go, horsey!

- -

Hey! I didn't see you all break. Did you get up to anything?

Nothing at all.

Is that a hickey? Oh!

Oh, what a glorious day.

- Who is he? - Nope, nope. Not doing this.

First day back and already an illicit affair!

So, Tiny, where's Shay?

Training for track and field. My girl's trying to get scouted.

Don't change the subject.

- Whoa, look who's back. -

Tris, you're back!

Just one class a day for now,

- but he's getting better every day. -

Sweet vampire bite.

Oh, you got a hickey?

Who gave you that? Is he handsome?

- He's hideous. - Oh, come on, just tell us who it is.

Uh, is that a rookie mark?

Come on.

Okay, what's this, huh? Come here.

We're having a funfair tomorrow!

Bouncy castles, cotton candy. I'm in.

And we get the whole afternoon off.

Not that I'm complaining, but didn't we just come back from break?

The admin wanted to make sure we start off the semester

- as stress-free as possible. -

It's a suicide fair.

What? Admin clearly thinks that a few carnival games

will stop everyone's depression.

You're a little out of bounds.

Maybe you're out of bounds.

What if bouncy castles are someone's trigger?

What? It's funny.

She's back?

Maya's here?

Hey, guys.

Hey.

How are you?

Um, I don't know. I'm good, I guess.

Stop treating her like she's made of glass, weirdo.

- Hey! - Hi!

- Let's go! - Okay.

Can you guys believe that this is our last semester in high school?

- - Mmm...

Squish. I want a photo.

- Is that a hickey? -

You know what's better than one bouncy castle?

How about two bouncy castles?

That's right, I said it...

I'm gonna bounce in that castle until I puke!

Oh, gross.

You guys are both gross. But count me in.

Uh, not me. Bouncy castles are lame.

- Who are you? - Bouncy castles are amazing.

Yeah, you used to love that stuff.

Well, I don't anymore.

So, uh, you can go plan your puke party without me, okay?

I know why you don't like bouncy castles.

Because I'm older than seven?

They just keep getting bigger, and now I'm uncomfortable all the time.

You just need a good bra. I'll take you for a fitting after school.

Pass.

Does your back hurt after jumping jacks?

And burpees and wind sprints and just about everything else in gym class.

And how about clothes? Like, how they fit?

They don't really make clothes for girls with my body type.

The right bra will change all that.

Did you know that 85% of women are wearing the wrong bra size?

It's a human rights issue!

Oh, yeah, right up there with world hunger.

You're the one who's always going on about equality.

Don't you want to do the same things as boys?

Well, boys don't wear bras.

But they do bounce in castles.

Welcome to grade 12 art.

For your first assignment, you will partner up

to recreate a famous Renaissance painting,

with you as the subject.

I think I'd make a good Mona Lisa.

Uh, do you mind if I partner with Maya on this one?

I just don't want her to be alone.

You'd rather I be alone?

Well, she's just been through a lot.

Creepy camera guy is the only one who's still flying solo.

It's just for one project.

Thanks for being so cool about it.

He just wants to be there for her. She almost died.

Yeah, I was there.

Doesn't mean he'll get back together with Maya. It's just...

It took them months to get over their heartbreak when they broke up.

That's a good idea.

And Zig's never loved anyone half as much as Maya.

If they were so in love, why did they break up?

Jealousy.

- Really? - Yeah.

Dude couldn't deal with anyone else near his girl.

Tiny, you're a wise man.

I like to think so.

Shall we make a masterpiece?

- - Okay.

Well... Mmm-hmm.

Please tell me you have a way to hide this hickey.

Way ahead of you. Take over for me?

And... voilà!

No one will notice your moped damage.

Moped?

When you date someone in secret,

because you don't want to be seen with them in public.

Yeah, it's like... it's fun to ride, until someone sees you on it. Moped.

People do that?

Sadly, yes.

Well, I don't. He's nothing to be ashamed of.

Then why don't you tell us his name?

Because some humans value privacy.

Or maybe you're his moped.

- Winston! - What?

I mean, maybe there's a reason he doesn't want anyone to know about it.

Well, don't listen to me. I'm... I'm an idiot.

- A huge idiot. - I already said that.

Just don't be upset if this doesn't work, okay?

- Do you even have it on yet? - Almost.

All I'm saying is that like I've literally

tried every bra in the world, so...

- Obviously not the right ones. - What are you doing?

I have to adjust it or else it's useless.

It's not fair that I'm burdened with these fat sacks.

Band's nice and tight.

Most girls would kill for those.

Why? They always get in the way.

Cups look good.

When I was little, my mom never used to do physical stuff with us

because she had these big boobs and...

I just don't want to miss out on stuff like she did

just because I was given the worst genetic gift ever.

Now you won't have to, okay?

How does it feel?

A little better.

A lot better, actually.

Mmm. Wait till you see them under clothes.

Well, it's not gonna be that different.

Are you seriously still doubting me? I have a gift, okay?

Your life's about to change forever.

I think you should paint me into this one.

The Birth of Venus.

- But the Venus is nude. - So observant.

Uh... won't this bother your boyfriend?

You mean my boyfriend who'd rather be

with sad little Maya than with me?

I get it. You're jealous.

Why would I be jealous of a girl who tried to kill herself?

She's obviously a total headcase.

When did she do that?

You didn't know?

During the play.

I saw her during the play. I helped her open the door to the roof.

I would not spread that around.

I could've stopped her.

Whatever. She's fine now.

Can we just forget about stupid Maya?

God knows I'm trying to.

I should've known something was wrong.

I thought she just wanted to take pictures.

Enough.

Um...

What are you doing?

How else are you supposed to paint me as Venus?

Aw, do girls not get naked for you back home?

Don't be shy. This is for educational purposes.

So? Are we gonna make art or what?

- Hey. - Hey.

- Did I do this right? - Uh, let me see.

You simplified the equation incorrectly.

You need to divide the numerator by three.

Okay, what are you doing?

I think we shouldn't be a secret anymore.

I thought you liked being a secret.

Do you only want to make out with me when no one else is around to see?

So you... So you'd rather people watched?

Look, I don't want Frankie to know yet.

This is about your ex?

She was convinced you and me were hooking up last semester.

But we weren't.

Okay, but, um...

What if she... I don't know, hurts herself?

She wouldn't do that.

Well, yeah, we didn't think Maya would either.

Look, I just wanna give Frankie some time to recover from the breakup.

She's really upset about it?

- From what I've heard, yeah. -

Okay. I get it.