The Big Deal (偷神家族)

Be quick, hurry up!

Can you be quicker?

Hurry up!

You lousy thing!

1,2,3,4

Stand there! Stop running!

I'll get mad if you go on

I've made it!

How come? You made it again?

Do you know driving?

How come you're so tall?

What did you say?

Why on earth you're so tall?

I've said none of your business

Have you bought the thing?

Give me and I'll exchange

I warn you, it's hard to steal the money from my mom's cupboard

You mustn't cheat

This is hard for me to steal from the chest in my dad's storeroom

You mustn't make me suffer either

Traitor missile!

Interesting...

Who is it?

Stand there!

Put down the gun!

Why did you?

No bullets!

Catch her

Are you mistaken?

Come on...

Give me! I've share too

I won't...

People down there listen

If you won't give us the money, we'll shoot

And blow you up!

You're dreaming

Give me...

An eye for an eye

Change it secretly

Are you chasing? The money is mine! Chase! Don't run

Super power

The latest techniques, haven't I told you?

No!

Stop! Who are you?

Saint Hero!

Let me play, don't fool!

Morning, sir

Morning, the reason I summon you here hurriedly is that:

Sir, this machine has broken down

Have it fixed!

Yes, sir! It's running again

Don't beat the bush, who stirs up all trouble

And made us all rush back? It's him!

Saint Romance?

Wrong! It's now Saint Hero! From the report last month

Local crime rate risen by 180%

What do you think?

I don't care

Sir

Say!

This morning Sterling L has risen twice

Sell them all!

Yes Sir

Officer, rising of crime rate has nothing to do with us, right?

Right, rising or crime rate is trivial

But it's serious as it affects ourface

Go to hell? Have you played enough?

Sorry, Sit

You're lousy

I've made a thorough check, the Saint Hero who stirs all the trouble

Maybe it's him, him... or him!

And the result...

All are not! But from reliable information

We suspect the base or Saint Hero is in HK

We can ask airforce scratch him out

You mean that!

Are you nut?

You spoke so loudly that I'm deaf now

Send airforce? Are you nut? That waste much money, in orderto economies

I'm going to apply for a competent colleague

And have him fixed up

Who?

He's Super Canon.

Officer, he can't

Why?

He's movie star in Hollywood, he has no time

What shall we do then?

Sir, let me recommend you one

Let me see

Who is this?

What is this?

This is new generation of Lethal Weapon, Super Lethal Weapon

OK, just ask him here

Sir, we can't make it

What again?

Information said he got transferred to mainland

For how long?

30 years

OK... ask him to report in HK at once

Me?

Sure, you mean me?

Dismiss

Yes, Sir

One more thing

Damn it! They move fasterthan me

I've left HK a long time

Mad Bill, I've been looking foryou

Catch him...

You take for someone else

Handcuff him

I'm not Mad Bill, leave me alone...

Excuse us, thanks

Officer Li, let us take a shot?

Sure, you can

Let's take another

Thank you, we are finish

Good! Bye!

I've said... I'm not Mad Bill

You're not! You mean I am Mad Bill?

Sir... we've caught Mad Bill

Be polite or I'll smack you up

This?

Why? Don't you know me?

Officer, what is it?

It's misunderstanding! Men, it's this side!

I've been looking foryou! Go now... you

If you stare at me, I'll ruin yourface

Don't bullshit, let's go

Ruin my face? I'm not as handsome as Andy Lau

Hey... what shall I do with this?

Sim Lan, May

What is it?

Do me a favors!

Will someone put this on?

What?

The supper bullet-proof coat I invented

This toy again? Ask her!

Come back!

What again?

Who will help me and I'll give her $1000

I'll give you

What? Play me with money. Whoever loses must try out

Do it or not?

1,2,3

Don't worry, once wearing this, no bullet can penetrate

Can't penetrate...

Mentor, will it be like last time that bullets hole were all over

I made a mistake last time, this time won't happen again

Believe me

I believe you? Do you believe me?

I do believe it

Don't panic! Stand properly

Mentor, you must care about me

I won't make it...

You needn't use cannon even if you must hit me

Don't run, come back, come and try

It won't hurt, very interesting indeed

Sim Lan, you said you aren't afraid? Come then!

I won't come, you will kill me too! I won't

Come back.

Have some chips

Beat me... come here!

I haven't eaten the chips...

What if I have eaten them?

I've eaten them, what then? I've eaten them...

I dare not eat them...

Very comfortable

This machine is hard to play, what brand is it?

Street Fighter Brand

It's really too hard, Mahjong machine is easier

You know nothing, I get millions of point with it

So powerful? Are you boasting?

Let's bet a breakfast if you don't believe

OK! Let's bet

Who are you?

Me? I come to report to you

Why are you sitting on my chairthen?

Playing game machine

Attention!

When did you get in?

I forget. And you?

I forget it too

You are that...

Lethal Weapon, am I smart?

Forget it, this is HK

You mustn't have private weapons, hand them out

But I am a policeman!

But you're not Royal HK policeman

My words are order, hand out your gun!

Any more?

Heavy ones haven't arrived yet!

I'll tell you, however competent you used to be

You must follow rules here if you work under me

I'll detain you if you do anything wrong, got it?

I see, but if I check the case bare hands

Will it be a bit dangerous?

I'll assign a competent person as your partner

No problem?

I hope not!

Sir, you must set me free if you lose