Marvel's Avengers Assemble

S01 Ep.15 - "Planet Doom"

Asgard, your favorite son has returned.

Let the great feast...

Oh, no.

Ah, the wayward prince returns.

Get lost on your way back from Midgard?

Volstagg, tell me we are both incredibly early.

Mmm-mmm.

Is father upset?

Thoooor!

No, he's redecorating. And I'm leaving.

Has it occurred to you that Thor's day is a holiday in your honor?

I put your name right up front, hoping you might not forget.

Father, forgive me.

But I was caught up in a glorious battle for honor.

- The villainous serpent society... - Is on Earth!

Not in Asgard.

Thor, I do not understand this double-life.

Traipsing around with Earthlings. I hold them no malice.

- But humans are fragile. - On this we differ, strongly.

The true power of mankind comes from within.

- In some ways, they are even stronger... - You try my patience, Thor!

- Comparing Asgard to... - Apologies, all-father.

I have an important message for the Odinson.

To risk Odin's roar, it must be. Speak, Heimdal.

For just a moment, Midgard disappeared from my all-seeing gaze.

Something is wrong on Earth.

I'd rather go with your blessing.

You do not belong in that world, Thor.

One day, humanity will disappoint you with their weakness.

Stark, do you read me?

Hmm?

What trickery is this? Where is Avengers tower?

No, it cannot be.

Doom?

How could Doom have conquered Manhattan in mere hours?

Where are the Avengers?

Intruder detected. Engaging.

Hawkeye, where have you...

Looks like the intel is good, people. Snap, air support.

Falcon?

For a guy who's supposed to save humanity,

he seems kind of slow. I really hope the one isn't a dumb blonde.

- Spider-Man? - If you'd zip it and help

take out these D-bots, Slinger, Maybe we live long to find out.

We're sticking our necks pretty far out there, guy.

So if you are the Thunderer...

...a little help?

Enough!

No one call him a dumb blonde again. Agreed?

Mmm-hmm.

Where is Iron Man? Hulk? Captain America?

Barton! What's happened here?

- Barton? He knows your ID? - Apparently.

Looks like we got a lot to talk about. But not here.

Defenders, move out.

Defenders?

They call me Bull's-Eye Barton.

Little guy here is Peter Parker. Call-sign "Slinger."

And our aerial specialist is Snap, AKA...

Sam Wilson, I know.

What I do not know is how you do not know me.

Pal, if I'd met you, I wouldn't forget you.

What matters is they said you'd come. And here you are.

- They? - Ever since Victor von Doofus took over,

there's been talk of the "Thunderer." Our salvation.

The only man Doom has ever feared.

With a hammer powerful enough to knock him off his throne

- and bring a new era of freedom. - Someone exactly like you.

We've been waiting years. Got a tip from someone

on the inside you were showing tonight.

Years? But I've only been gone since this morning.

Oh, no! It's her!

Sam!

Slinger, get us to shore now!

All who defy Doom deserve death

at the hand of the Black Bride.

No! You would never stand with Doom!

Tell me this is one of your spy games, Natasha.

How did you know my...

He said you would try to trick me, Thunderer.

We've prepared a little trick for you.

No more tricks. No more games!

Mjolnir. To me.

Impossible.

All things are possible with the hands of Doom.

Whatever that thing is, it's sucking up half the power of Manhattan.

We can use the blackout to cover our escape.

- Avengers do not run. - Well, Defenders make sure

to stay breathing so they can fight another day.

- Slinger. - Got it.

Take him now!

No targets in scanning range. They are gone.

Do you have him?

I have his weapon.

Bull's-Eye and his merry men have scurried back into their holes.

We will find them, my lord.

Of course we will, my bride.

- The helicarrier? - It was.

Fury managed to crash it here before he...

the stealth generators still work, though.

Thanks to Sam and...

Pete?

She knew you were coming.

Funny tingling in the back of my neck says

this might just be another one of Doom's traps.

Pete, this is no time for paranoia.

Paranoia's kept us alive this long, Barton.

How do we know "the one" is even real?

Why show now? When we needed him a long time ago?

I cannot answer that, Sam. I am beyond my depth.

But I am your ally and friend.

Please, just tell me how Doom came to wield such control.

It started out years ago.

One day he's dictator of a tiny country no one's ever heard of,

the next? He's everywhere.

Armed with technology no one's ever seen before.

No army on Earth could fight him.

So it was join Doom or be obliterated.

That's history 101, blondie.

Not my history.

It was only yesterday that we fought together as Avengers.

You are all heroes of great power.

Power? Ha!

All we have is the junk we cobbled together.

But you, you were the one. Were.

Our sources promised us this big butt-kicking

warrior with a Doom-smashing hammer.

No weapon? No threat. You're not the one.

Whatever curse vexes this world, we will stop it.

See? I told you my common sense was tingling.

You led her right to us.

No, not her. Him.

Welcome, Thunderer.

Your timing could not be more perfect.

No!

You are a strong one.

Wha...?

Your traitorous friends come from much weaker stock.

Any attempt to free yourself,

and I'll eliminate a Defender of my choosing.

Natasha, please, listen. This is all wrong.

Doom has twisted your mind.

Take these three to the dungeon.

Doom will have words with this one.

No!

Captain Rogers has proven a much better sculpture than soldier.

Eerily familiar, is it not, barbarian?

ARC repulsors, enhanced by Banner's gamma rays.

I've spent years preparing for your arrival.

How did you conquer... everything?

Why do you remember me when the rest do not?

I conquered nothing.

I saved the Earth... from humanity.

I have eliminated every disease.

Eradicated world hunger.

Ended petty conflict.

All for the simple price of abject devotion.

The Avengers would've stopped you. The Fantastic Four...

Do not exist! None of them.

You have heard the saying, "knowledge is power"?

I have all the knowledge.

Therefore, I have all the power.