Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Mutant monsters and robot ninjas

are taking over my city.

How long before those freaks hurt somebody close to me...

Like my dad, my little sister,

April?

I'm not waiting around to find out.

All my life, I knew I was meant for something greater.

This is my calling,

my destiny.

A true warrior has gotta be prepared.

Huh?

Who do you...

Who do you think you are, a ninja?

Bring it, punk!

Scum-sucking, mutated freaks of the world,

prepare to meet... Casey Jones.

my sons...

You are truly becoming impressive warriors.

But to grow as a team,

you must know each other's strengths and weaknesses.

- Wah! Heh!

- Ugh, right in my face! Really?

Garlic and clam pizza!

- This competition is a free-for-all.

Last turtle standing wins.

Hajime!

I'm still seeing spots.

Ooh!

- Sorry, Donnie, it's a ninja-eat-ninja world.

- What are you doing, Leo? I was going for Mikey.

What part of "last turtle standing"

don't you understand?

Gah!

Aw, man!

Distraction, misdirection.

Powerful weapons in a ninja's arsenal.

- Looks like you've leveled up to the boss fight.

- I'm gonna wipe that smirk off your face...

Permanently.

Well, Leo won it this time.

- - Uh-oh.

He's awoken the beast.

- Raph! What are you doing?

- I'm... I didn't mean to hurt him.

It was an accident. Seriously.

Did you guys get the number of that bus?

- We have spoken about this time and again, Raphael.

Anger is a dangerous ally. It clouds your judgment.

You need to control it lest it controls you.

- But, Sensei, I wasn't angry! I was just...

Determined to win.

All: Mm.

- What? I said I wasn't angry!

This always happens.

I'm fine until those guys push my buttons.

Ah!

It's not like I was trying to hurt Leo.

They just don't get it.

My city is infested.

A boil, a festering sore.

It stinks with evil...

Pure evil only Casey Jones can face.

Actually, crime fighting's pretty boring.

I hate those furry little freaks!

Phew.

What?

What do you want from me?

Aah!

- Check it out... A walking atm.

Let me make a withdrawal.

- - Attaboy.

The watch too!

Ooh!

What the...

You slimeballs picked the wrong night.

Nice outfit.

Who's this clown? -

I'm the last guy you see

before you wake up in the hospital.

Ooh!

Choke on it, punk!

That guy's out of control.

Time for a little intervention.

Casey Jones shoots!

He scores!

- Hey, man, enough. We give up.

- Well, I ain't finished with you two lowlives yet.

What?

Who's back there? Show yourself.

Another mutant?

Got a problem with that?

Wait.

What are you, like, some kind of turtle ninja?

- Hey, you filthy scum, I'm not done with you!

- Let me handle this. - Outta my way!

You know, anger is a dangerous ally.

Why don't you cool off for a while?

That's it, Lizard, I'm done with you.

Goongalaaaa!

I told you, back off!

You let those muggers go?

You're gonna pay for that, freak. Aah!

Gotta admit. Throwing stars are cool.

Let me show you my sai!

- Heh, ain't turtles supposed to be endangered?

Only the ones that can't do this.

Ugh!

Let's go.

- Ugh! Gah.

That... hurt.

Ahhh!

What am I doing?

Maybe I do have anger issues.

You ain't seen the last of me, turtle.

Yeah!

You better run...

Or skitch! Whatever!

Well, well.

Casey Jones finally makes it to class.

What a surprise.

Ready for the big trig exam?

- Trig exam? Oh, yeah!

I was up all night studying.

Really?

Did your homework punch you in the face?

- I had, um... Uh, late-night hockey practice.

Isn't the rink closed after dark

ever since that mysterious fight broke out there

a few weeks back?

So how exactly did you get those bruises, Casey?

Hmm?

What are you, Irma, my interrogator?

I saw something crazy last night.

As in mutant crazy.

Come on, April.

We've got our exam, and I will not be late this time.

Yo!

You ready for 48 hours of mega-thrusting,

evil-fighting, galaxy-saving

super sentai action?

I was...

Until you spilled greasy popcorn

all over me!

My bad.

- Hey, Leo. You got a minute?

- I was gonna check out Super Robo Mecha Force.