Misfits

You keep looking until you find it.

Who is she? She was my girlfriend. She died.

I thought we could go away together.

Like a holiday?

I was thinking Morocco, somewhere like that.

What, you found it?

I thought you'd be a little more excited.

It's complicated.

If the probation worker goes missing and we don't turn up to community service,

it looks suspicious.

Something's going on with my power.

I can't switch back.

I'm stuck!

I can help you, but I need you to do something for me.

I'll do it. I've got another power,

and you'll have to use it for me. The power to bring people back from the dead.

Like who?

My dead girlfriend.

What's she going to be like?

Jesus, what's she going to say?

She's going to freak out.

What do I say to her?

Well, have you got any advice?

I guess you play it cool.

Play it down, like...

hi.

Hi?!

Well, I don't know.

I've been mixed up with some seriously weird shit, but this...

this is definitely out there.

You don't tell Kelly I was involved.

Let's go resurrect my dead girlfriend.

Are you sure you want to do this?

Do it.

What the fuck is going on?

Hi.

Are you OK?

Shannon?

Sorry.

I made your favourite - lasagne.

Well, I say I made it... I bought it and stuck it in the oven.

So...

how've you been?

After you died...

the funeral and everything...

I was a mess.

I should've never have let you have the gear.

I could've stopped you.

You didn't force me to take it.

Yeah, well, I'm going to make it right.

We've got a second chance.

Are you OK?

I'm tired. I'm going to bed.

What about dinner?

I'm not hungry.

I'm sorry.

It'll be OK.

I promise.

Are you all right?

He's dead.

Mr Miggles. A car hit him.

He's dead.

Do...

Do you want me to take a look at him? What are you going to do?

I'm a vet.

You don't look like a vet.

You don't think black people can be vets?

No, no, no, no.

What are you doing to him? Well...

Well, CPR, innit?

You never watch those hospital shows on TV?

Well, back up! Give me some space.

Mr Miggles!

Mr Miggles! Thank you.

I want to kiss you!

Oh, no, no, you're all right.

Would you like a cup of tea? No. I have to go.

What about cake? I've got a Victoria sponge. Please!

All right. I'll take the cake.

You will promise to bring my cake tin back, won't you?

Yeah, yeah. I'll bring your cake tin back.

Is this turning you on?

No.

You should get her one of those costumes, mate.

One of those short little skirts. I'm not dressing as a cheerleader.

All right, maybe I'll do it for your birthday.

Cheerleaders?

Sweet!

What's that? Victoria sponge.

Why have you got a Victoria sponge?

I baked it.

You baked a cake?

What, you didn't know that about me?

I love to bake.

Fucking voicemail.

It's me. I've left four messages. What's going on? Where are you?

Just give me a call, yeah?

Morning, my lovelies.

Jesus!

Fucking cheerleaders!

How are you feeling?

I'm... sorry...

I was so weird last night.

You were brought back from the dead.

You're entitled to be a little bit freaked out.

It hasn't changed.

I still feel the same way about you.

Are you OK?

Yeah.

I won't be long.

Hello?

Hello?

Are you OK?

You're not going to believe this!

Is there something up with your phone? I've left loads of messages.

I can't see you any more.

What?!

I'm sorry. You're dumping me?

I have to. It was a mistake...

I'm a mistake? Fuck you, you prick!

No. I didn't mean it like that.

Kelly, I really like you.

So, why are you dumping me?

I found someone with the power to bring dead people back to life.

What are you talking about?

I brought her back.

Shannon's alive.

I had to. It was my fault she died.

How could you do that to me?

I'm sorry.

Yeah, well, you did it.

And you can fuck off back to your dead girlfriend.

Just fuck off! Go!

Fuck off.

What's all this about a cat?

Curtis says he's trapped in the bathroom.

There's a crazy killer cat in there.

Oh, now, come on now. Nobody told me we were getting tooled up.

Can we just go and kill this fucking cat?

"Crazy killer cat" - it sounds like the sort of shit

you'd use to lure someone into a surprise birthday party.

He's probably waiting in there with a load of his mates,

some party poppers.

Maybe not.

Curtis!

What happened?

It was her cat. It was... it was eating her face.

Well, it came after me. It's gone psycho!

It's in here somewhere.

Mr Miggles?

Here, kitty, kitty.

He's under the sofa!

The blanket. That blanket.

Now what are we gonna do with it?!

We kill it.

- I can't do it. - Aw.

Why should I do it?

I'm not doing it!

No way! It's bad luck to kill a cat.

Now, come on.

You can kill numerous probation workers... you can't kill one cat?

Probation workers don't count. Well, then, it's your lucky day,

because I hate cats.

All that fucking miaowing. Here you are, man. Right.

No, no, no, no. I can't kill a cat, man.

It's just... It's out of order, innit?

Oh!

What are you doing?

We thought Mr Miggles killed you!

He attacked me. Yes, he has!

He's eaten a bit of your face there.

Cornetto?

No?

Oh, ooh! Get her off me, man!

Oh, Lord God!

Oh, mate!

Oh!

Urgh!

What the fuck is going on?!

Mr Miggles got hit by a car.

I brought him back to life.

It was you?

You brought Shannon back, didn't you?

It was the only way to get rid of my old power.

Otherwise I would've been a girl forever!

I got dumped because of you. Thanks a lot, mate.

It's like a zombie film.

Never watched one, mate. I'm more of an ET man, me.

I fucking love that little cunt...

How do you mean, it's like a zombie film?

Anyone who was brought back to life, it's like they need to feed.

It's infectious.

If you get bitten, you become one of them.

Hang on a minute.

He brought Shannon back from the dead. Are you saying she's a zombie?

Who's Shannon?

Wait, Kelly!

What are we gonna do with this frigging cat?

You OK?

Just tired.