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You look beautiful.

I work with Amanda Barnard.

She says your blog could be the next Fifty Shades of Grey.

What would it take, to get you,

to let us publish your work?

Your guarantee that nobody will ever know I wrote it.

Welcome to Armitage Books, Author X.

I just want to make sure our parties our cool.

That's why I came to you.

You're young, you're fun, single.

Best way to start getting over my divorce?

Secure a hot new client.

Hello, Jordan? Naomi Clark.

I ended up talking to Mark.

And he ended up coming home with me.

I broke the pact, and I'm really sorry.

It's fine.

- My stepson's going to be home soon, and... - I got it.

I know, they're withholding

the semester grades because they know we were cheating.

It's going to come out.

Everyone at Cronus is going to be okay.

I've set Navid Shirazi up to take the fall

for the whole thing.

: I had no idea what I wanted to do after Yale.

None...

I mean, for about two minutes there,

I wanted to be a war photographer.

: Shut the front door.

I'm serious.

Can you believe it?

I... I didn't even last a week.

- Okay, so, from failed war photographer... - Mm-hmm.

To successful owner of a media company.

That's pretty impressive.

Well, that was another dream of mine.

But this one actually seems to be coming true.

And, as a bonus, I get to meet interesting people like you.

How's the food?

Did I get the job?

Ah, hell yes.

Consider yourself hired to cater my company's

next big event, sir.

Cool.

Let's negotiate my salary after

you try my bacon-wrapped dates.

Naomi, ever since we first met

I've wanted you...

Continue.

To plan an event for my company.

I would be honored.

My next party needs to be mysterious, glamorous and sexy.

In other words, it's perfect for you.

I think you're great, too.

Well, this will fill you in

on everything you need to know about the event.

All right, now, it is all top secret.

So, if you think there's a chance that you might

leave it at a coffee shop or something somewhere,

please, handcuff that to yourself.

Well, I... I do like handcuffs. (laughing)

My company's going to need to throw

a ton of major events every year.

So, if this party goes well...

we are going to be spending so much time together...

you're going to get sick of me.

(chuckling)

I highly doubt that.

Well, see you soon?

Okay, you two need to get a room

before you cause a chain reaction

that destroys the entire planet.

You're insane.

The ink on my divorce is not even dry.

Right now I need to avoid a relationship like the plague.

Sounds like you have it all figured out.

And I'm being facetious.

: Jordan is not a rebound guy,

he is boyfriend material

and I am emotionally not ready for that.

That is shockingly mature of you.

Thank you.

Although, if I

happen to impressive the hell out of him

on a professional level, and he happens

to fall head over heels in love with me as a result,

then I will deal with that at the appropriate time.

You know, you could tell him you like him.

He's a smart guy.

You mean, be honest?

Ugh, I keep forgetting you're new around here.

Anyway, it's funny you should be avoiding a relationship

just when I'm trying to get into one.

Adrianna?

I knew it was going to be a good match.

It's someone else, who's pretty great.

But I can't tell if she's into me.

And, besides, I usually avoid relationships

- lasting longer than a weekend. - Mm.

I think Beverly Hills has fried my brain.

Oh, yes, it will do that to you.

Good luck.

Ade.

Hi.

What are you doing here?

Uh, I was just dropping something off for Dixon.

I got to go.

Okay, wait.

Um, I really want to talk about what happened.

What do you mean?

With me and Mark.

I know you said things were fine,

but it's been a week and you haven't

returned any of my calls.

Yeah, I've been so bad at looking at my phone lately.

Anyway...

Ade, please.

I hate this.

Last time we fought over a guy

things went down a really dark path.

Did they?

That was so long ago, I almost forgot.

I was busy, that's all.

You should really work on

not letting your imagination get the best of you.

Eggs Benedict tomorrow,

a little turkey bacon on the side.

Oh, geez. Can we do that?

You two look cozy.

You're not,

like, dating my surrogate, are you?

What?

No... no, hey, no. (laughing)

We just, uh, just had breakfast.

Dixon made me waffles.

Really spoiling me.

Huh. I was making some for myself,

I had some extra batter,

so I made some for her, too.

- And virgin mimosas. - What?

The royal treatment.

I know, right?

Okay, guys, it's just orange juice, okay?

Let's not get carried away, okay?

So, what, Ade bakes you cookies?

I thought you guys hated each other.

I don't know.

She said she was thinking about who her real friends were,

and, how she wanted to put the past behind her.

You know how Ade is.

Yeah, I do.

I don't...

I don't think we should be

eating these, you guys, okay?

Silver, this wouldn't happen to have

anything to do with you and Mark, would it?

I mean, you know the last time you and Ade fought over a guy.

I know.

And I have to handle it, like, now.

And I will.

Can you drive her to the doctor?

Oh, oh, um...

It's just a blood test,

it's not gonna take long.

We can go to the movies afterwards.

Uh, well, I don't mind hanging out with you all day

if Silver doesn't have a problem with it.

Why would I have a problem with it?

Great. It's a date.

Yeah.

Thank you.

It... it's... it's not a date.

Um, just... just, just errands.

Court, what time does that brew pub of yours close?

'Cause we should have our next poker game there, after hours.

You say when, I'll make it happen.

- All right, let's do it. - (phone rings)

It's, uh... got to take this.

Yeah, man.

Hey, Mom, how are you?

I'm doing terrible, son.

Uh, I'm about to get expelled

and you're hanging out with the bad guys?

You're supposed to be helping me,

or did you already forget?

I didn't forget...

to send Grandma a birthday card.

Okay, just left the Dean's office.

My disciplinary hearing is Tuesday.

Unless you find the evidence that proves

that I'm being framed by Campbell for heading up

the cheating ring, I'm screwed.

I hear you loud and clear.

Don't worry about it.

I love you, too.

- So, poker at Offshore. - Yeah.

Your mom can come if she wants.

No, I think mom is...

- She's good. - Yeah, all right.

Undressed is generating so much buzz.