Insta Famous

That's your baby.

I already know.

Mama's baby wanna lick the spoon.

Mm-hmm, I'm waiting on that.

Let's do it like old times.

Remember the airplane?

Mm-hmm, you know I do.

How's that taste?

Mother, that is so good.

That's mama's toot.

Now boy, if you don't get over there

and finish those dishes

and I'm a just go ahead and check the oven.

All right.

This is gonna be delicious.

Damn, that was good.

I can't wait till that's done, ooh.

That's mama's baby.

Stop, stop, stop, stop, damn.

Learn how to stop.

Know how to do that, though, head.

Yo!

Ray-Ray, what up?

Hey, what's good, man?

Hey, I'm about to prank call Reg

on three-way real quick, so don't say nothing.

Aight, bet.

Shit 'bout to be funny as hell.

You there?

All right.

Hello?

Hello motherfucking it?

Who's this?

What's your favorite scary movie?

Dave, man, what do you want?

How do you know this me, I mean Dave?

- I could smell your breath through the phone.

Bitch, anyways, hey bro.

I got an epic prank that we can do

to go out on top, fam.

Hey, bro.

Yeah, anyways, we gotta do something epic

to go out with a bang, bro.

A bang?

Yes.

I'm talking about social media fame.

Something that would immortalize us.

I don't know, man, knowing you,

that sound kinda risky.

And plus, I'm trying to focus on getting into college.

Bro, only stupid people go to college,

which leads me to my next point.

You're already in.

- Well, I'm trying to focus on like keeping

my image clean.

When did you become such a pussy?

I'm not a pussy, man.

Ray-Ray, back me up here.

Hey, yeah, so look, so look,

I'm down for whatever gets these women involved.

See, Reg, Ray-Ray's in.

He wants pussy, not to be one.

- Look, there's other ways of getting pussy,

women, like being a gentlemen.

Man, see, there he go again.

That's way too much work.

- Man, look, I'm not saying we blowing things up

or anything illegal.

I just want us to be noticed.

Man, ain't you tired of just being

in your room all day jerking off?

Come on, man, let's just do this

one last thing, bro, please.

Come on Reg.

All right, man, cool.

Whoo!

Bring on the pussy.

Fuck, I just got this phone.

Mom!

I think I need a new phone.

Did this nigga just say whoo hoo?

I need some new friends.

Where you been, man? You late.

Hold on, boop, boop, you say what?

I said where you been, you late.

Why you didn't just say that?

Always got an excuse, man.

My bad, bro.

Oh, there he go right there.

Did you get him? There he go.

Yeah, my dawg.

Hey, listen, man.

What's up?

While you out here Tony Hawkins,

table number two need they order, man.

Got you.

I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

I drank about four of them apple juices.

Wow.

Stomach ma, bleb, bleb, bleb.

Bloo, bloop, I already know.

Man, I'm farted double time,

don't tell nobody. - That's you?

Yeah, that's me, man.

That's crazy.

Table two, table two.

Table two.

Hey, how you put this hairnet on.

Never mind, I'll figure it out.

Let's get this, what they get some burgers.

Oh, shit, they seen me, did they see me?

What?

Nah, nigga, we closed.

Appreciate you.

Hang that.

Order up.

Order up.

Guess I gotta take this shit myself.

Hey, this for y'all or the kids.

Right here, baby.

Your family, you ain't gonna feed your kids?

Shit, these ain't my kids.

These ain't your kids?

Let me see, look at me.

Y'all got a hairline,

them ain't my kids, either.

Call the CPS on you.

What the?

Bloop, bloop,

bloop, bloop, bloop.

Man!

What the?

There's ants on this burger.

What you say, man?

- Man, there's ants on this motherfuckin' burger.

Ants?

- What type of joint is this, bro?

It's, uh...

You left the plastic on the cheese.

Now you trippin', man.

Just take the plastic off the cheese.

- Y'all some pathetic ass black motherfuckers.

- Nigga, lookin' like a cricket man,

should be happy.

Hey, look, hey, Dave, come here man.

Huh?

Man, I'm tryna eat, fam.

Bullshit.

Wrapper on this cheese again,

let me see this.

- You actually ate the wrapper, though, that's crazy.

Yeah, I don't know.

Hey, man, what's wrong with you, man?

What?

You got ants on the bun.

I just got rid of,

I just rid of the roaches, man.

I forgot about that.

And you put ants on people bun.

But, look, they edible, man.

It's harmless, look, they harmless bro.

Man, let me tell you about harmless.

Harmless is baby Jesus sleeping

in a manger, that's harmless.

Yeah, that is, you right.

But you puttin' ants on people bun,

you gonna get my business shut down, man.

Look, look at this.

This one might be real.

Oh, no, that's fake.

Taste like shit, but it's fake, though, man.

This ain't "Bug's Life" Dave.

You fired, man, get outta here, bro.

My God.

Hold on.

Before I leave, let me find-

I'll sing it.

Phil, watch out Phil.

Move out.

Excuse me, can you scoot up,

scoot over, fam.

Can you lift your hat up for me?

Man, it ain't under there, what the fuck.

Is it under you?

Ooh, you gotta change him.

What you lookin' for, man?

- I'm trying to find who the fuck you talking to.

- Man, get your airhead ass outta here, man.

Oh, shit.

Oh, you back?

Forgot my skateboard.

Boop, boop.

- This raggedy ass motherfuckin' TV done went out again.

I'm 'bout ready to toss this motherfucker here.

Miles per hour.

Goddamn.

What's the temperature.

What's up Pops?

- Ain't no motherfuckin' what's up motherfucker.

What the hell is you doing here so damn early?