The Fixies: Top Secret (Фиксики: Большой секрет)

Fellow seekers, I welcome you to Mysterious Mysteries.

I'm the mystery man, Thomas Werrington.

And today we aren't looking at aliens,

conspiracies, or Bigfoot at all,

but at the tiny little mysteries

surrounding us all the time.

Have strange noises ever ripped you from a deep sleep?

Sounds like someone or something in your house

creeping around.

Have you ever felt absolutely certain

there was somebody else in the room,

even though you were all alone?

Seems we all know this feeling right,

though where does it originate?

We need only look at fairy tales and legends.

In them, we find countless references

to teensy mysterious creatures

living alongside man.

In Russia, they're called house spirits,

leprechauns in Ireland,

gnomes in Germany,

lobbyists in America,

not to mention elves, trolls, fairies and countless others.

Could it be that there's something real behind these myths?

You better believe it.

That is really smart.

Then you do believe in this?

I meant your tie looked smart.

You look really quite dapper babbling all that silliness.

Thanks, darling.

Tom Thomas.

So do you believe there are little creatures

living all around us?

Uh.

Just because something can't be seen

doesn't mean it isn't absolutely real.

Microbes.

I do believe in microbes.

Chewsaga must have millions of 'em.

Might there be teensy tiny creatures

living side by side here with us even as I'm talking?

Maybe we just don't know how to see them yet.

Why is Tom Thomas's father

suddenly this obsessed with little creatures do you think?

You don't think Tom Thomas spilled the beans about us?

Told him about us, absolutely not.

He'd never tell anybody about Fixies, papus.

Right, not if you held him down

and made him eat gallons and gallons of boiled broccoli.

I feel sorry for Tom Thomas' father.

He wants so badly to see mysterious small creatures

in real life

and he's clueless we're here.

Simka, our classmates

should really, really be seeing this.

You're right, let's go tell him, Nolik.

Yeah.

Verda, catch.

Think fast, Toola.

Digit, kablamy!

Got it.

Verda.

Thanks a lot, Fire.

Game over guys.

You're missing Tom Thomas' dad

talk about secret little creatures on TV.

Race you to the office.

There's a TV in there.

Fire, just keep it down.

Elisa will hear.

Quiet, I mean quiet. Got It.

Judging by this intriguing video footage,

tiny mysterious creatures actually could be everywhere.

That's incredibly true.

Look, listen, feel, sense.

They could be right beside you.

I feel them.

I keep telling Professor Eugenius

that this laboratory is haunted.

If you hear anything that sounds strange.

If something falls down for no reason at all.

Or if an electrical appliance suddenly turns itself on.

Oh my stars and gutters.

Are you all right?

Elisa, come on, don't shred it, I like that scarf.

Listen to me. If you...

But I didn't start the thing.

An explainable phenomenon-

that's it, it was an unexplainable phenomenon.

Or found even the slightest sliver of a trace of tiny creatures.

Tiny creatures, it could've been them.

You can't possibly believe the stuff on this show.

Please give our hotline a call.

That's our show.

So fellow seekers, goodnight.

Elisa we're scientists.

Use your head.

We don't waste time on the mystical.

Oh no, could this be a tiny creature?

No look, it isn't,

just a screw, that's all.

So I'm just a screw, am I?

Professor, you know I'm just looking after

our little conspiracy.

Shh.

And in three fingers,

two fingers, go.

You contacted us and allegedly alleged

you were friends with some tiny little creatures.

Talk about them.

I did what, Simka?

No I didn't.

Come on, just go with it.

We're pretending to be your dad's show Mysterious Mysteries.

Uh.

Okay, I'll play along.

Then tell us kid,

how'd you meet the little awesome beings?

Well, it all started many, many years ago,

two to be exact.

Those were simpler days.

Bedtime was earlier,

doorknobs seemed higher,

life was good.

I saw Chewsaga barking at something a little screwy,

get it,

'cause it was a couple of screws.

Anyway, I ditched the dog

and the two screws turned into tiny people creature things.

I was like whoa, no way

and I go, "uh, who are you?"

And they did this adorable little dance.

We're Fixies.

That's not true.

We didn't want to blab what we are.

Maybe not, but you did

because I saved your lives.

That's not the reason we told.

We were trapped in that glass

and you wouldn't let us out

unless we told you who we were.

Nolik, you're the camera man, get back to your post.

If we made all of our guests tell the truth,

there'd be no show.

That is the truth.

What, no it's not.

Is too.

Simka, isn't it true?

No.

It's not.

Time for us Fixies to hide.

Tom Thomas,

you have a guest.

Katia.

Hi there.

I asked Katia to stop by

and give you a little help with your math

to try and bring up your grades.

Okey doke,

well good luck with everything.

Why does Tom Thomas look like he's going to the bathroom?

Uh, that's Katia,

he wants to be her boyfriend.

Like you are with Fire?

I thought we could start with fractions.

We're not really gonna study, are we?

That's why I'm here.

We're kind of good friends, right?

Well yeah.

Look, now she looks all weird.

And don't you think good friends

should always help each other out?

Don't you?

Then why don't we just play

and tell my mom that I'm totally the king of math now?

Yeah.

Listen, I'm here to help you study not to play around.

She's just like you sis, unfun.

No, what she is is responsible

and beautiful.

Nolik, you just don't understand anything.

Yeah, what's to understand,

except Simka and Fire sitting in a tree?

Just stop.

We've spied long enough.

It's time for school.

Ah, but it's fun to watch Tom Thomas try to do math.

Fractions.