L'Enlèvement des Sabines

Is it a music hall?

No, a cabaret, near the Champs-Elysées, it's called "Le Sexy".

Aren't you embarrassed getting naked in front of all these people?

I was at first, because I was looking back at them.

Ijust ignore them now and it makes me laugh,

that it stimulates them to then fulfill their marital duties.

Then, there's a check at the end of the month.

You missed.

I have to go now...

but these morons out here don't tickle me so much.

THE RAPE OF THE SABINE WOMEN

- How is it going? - Nearly done.

I'm rewinding it.

Channel 3 called. They would like a copy.

We'll make one, then.

- What's this? - An erotic film.

Oh, no, not again!

Stop it!

Listen, you tied the knot five years ago.

Two years later, you needed a bit on the side.

At first, it was perfect.

I believed you, when you promised to divorce her...

yet you're still married.

Hey, what's wrong with you?

At first, it was all fun and games with your mistress,

it was stimulating all round,

even helping your married life, back home.

She too deserves happiness, right?

However, now you need movies, even with me.

Well, I've had enough.

I'm not a just a play-toy, for a frustrated sex maniac.

I want someone who makes love to me, committed, thinking of me.

You dirty bastard!

We still haven't received an invoice for this fodder.

Francoise, can you leave us alone, please?

Don't look so sulky!

Come here! Over here!

Listen, Monsieur Herville, I've had enough of your gifts.

-L'm just trying to be nice to you. - Of course.

You wanted your own office, you got it.

You wanted more pay, you got it.

An extra week off, you got it!

Now, I've brought you a nice gift.

- Are you angry? - No, I'm not angry.

You wanted me to lose the moustache... gone.

Be a nice girl, now. Try them on.

I never wear these.

Why do you wear underwear? It's so inconvenient.

- I don't mind you wearing a bit. -lt's not the same.

Honestly, you're not wearing a bra?

-L'm not. - Let me see.

You're so beautiful...

Come here now.

You revolt me.

Oh, it's huge! You bastard...

Oh, yes...

Oh, you're hurting me!

Oh, yes...

Yeah, yeah...

Oh, yes...

Go on...

I'm going to come!

Hello there!

Hello, is harvest over at your place?

Since yesterday. Can I pick you up tonight?

I don't want to be one more on your list.

Aren't you going to get changed?

No, out it out.

I don't feel like taking a shower with you.

- Hello? - Hello, it's Sabine.

- Oh, hello! -ls Lily here?

Is Bernard with you?

It's not Bernard I'm after;

put me through to Lily.

- Is Bernard there? - No, he's not here.

He's gone to the TV studios in Auxerre.

Can I speak to Lily, please?

Okay, cool it. I'll put you through to her.

Thank you, good evening.

Bye,babe“.

It's for you.

- Hello? - Say...

We're all meeting at the office tonight.

You know, I told you about forming this club.

We have Sabine Riviere, who's having a two-day break from Paris,

Sabine Roger, Véronique, the nurse...

- I'll call the others. -ls Bernard lending you the office?

I asked him for the conference room.

It's okay, he owes me.

Here!

If Gabriel comes by, give him my car keys, he needs it tonight.

Oh, I'll ask Iris to come.

- What about Lily? - She's just called, she's on her way.

- Hello, when did you arrive? - This evening.

Did you swap it for your bike?

No, Patrick lent it to me.

They're quite a team, aren't they?

Today, it's me.

Who was it yesterday, and who will it be tomorrow?

No, you're the only one.

You know, I prefer you as a blonde.

Like Véronique?

- Véronique? - The nurse.

Drive me back, I have an appointment tonight.

- With whom? - My girl friends.

Ugh, those broads again?

So, once we file the articles of association,

we'll have to find a name for the club.

- Hello! - Hello!

Oh, you're here, too?

Like we discussed with Sabine Riviere,

Sabine Roger and Sabine Bérard,

we could call it "The Sabines club".

Ha, that's an excellent idea.

I just hope there won't be some Romulus,

to treat us like the Sabine women in Rome.

Let's hope not.

What an honor for the Sabines!

The Sabines club!

-4-33 -33...

Excuse me!

-6-55. -4-33.

- Not yet. -23.

- Anyone? - One for me.

3-31.

I don't know what's got into these chicks...

Sabine Bérard asked me to lend her the agency's office,

so those broads can have some secret meeting.

Kind of strange, isn't it?

Are you still okay for that weekend in Paris?

Sure, yes!

How do we organize things?

Maybe we could rent Daniel's van.

Yes, that's an idea!

-L'll give him a call. - Okay.

When?

Next weekend?

Hold on...

Yes, that's okay.

Who's going to provide transport?

Well, you of course!

Just add your driver's salary to the bill.

You slave!

Right, okay.

3-5

Same with Lily, she's always going on about misogyny.

According to her book, we're all phallocrats.

You don't know how to handle them.

Oh, come on! You think itjust comes down to sex?

Chicks just have issues with independence, that's all.

Hey, look who's here!

- Hello there. - Hello, how you doing?

- Business as usual? - Yeah!

You know what?

We've got a club in the neighborhood.

"The Sabines Club".

Chicks only. No men allowed.

They want to rent my van next weekend.

- A trip to Paris. - Really?

Yeah, it's true.

- So, you're driving them in your van? - Yes.

That's what I said!

So, they don't need our assistance anymore?

Bitches...

That's what Sabine Roger's appointment was about.

Of course, we don't spoil them with vacations, weekend outings or sprees.

Oh ! 4-21!

Right, we have to do something about this.

Yeah, we're not falling for this one.

There's nothing we can do.

They're taking matters into their own hands, that's all.

It's irreversible.

Oh, no, my dear!

We've agreed to pay your fee, a very high rate,

so, we want a driver with a proper cap.

Vive Paris!

You are illegally parked.

I'm only staying a couple of minutes.

I'm taking the ladies over there.

- Your papers, please. - Okay.

- Here. - Thanks.

Come back, girls! Hurry up!

Please be kind, officer!

Don't fine him, he's our employee.

It is strictly forbidden to park here.

Officer, we come from the provinces,

from the town of Sancerre.

Please, be kind!

Oh, yes...

Good bye, officer!

Bye, officer!

- Can I walk along with you? - No, thanks.

You look far better than these ugly things.

Leave me alone.

Can I take a picture of you?

I said no. Leave me alone.

Hey, you! She said no!

Can't you leave her alone?

Big stallion not so impressive now.

- Mind your own business! - Go back home, little boy.