Communion (Komunia)

COMMUNION

Wrong, wrong, wrong.

Can't you see where it goes?

Can't put his own belt on. Sheesh!

You can't... Boy, it's cold.

Cold metal.

Wrong again!

Wrong, wrong, wrong again!

The other way round.

The other way round. Don't you get it?

Don't you know what it means?

The other way round.

And wrong again, my gosh.

Nikodem, you've packed the wrong books.

- You don't need this today. - Stop throwing things.

And you didn't need it yesterday...

...or on Friday.

- Don't throw it! - So you've packed your books, yeah?

You don't have IT today.

See how light your backpack is now.

And take the religion notebook out.

Oh no.

- Take it out. - But...

'No Mongols allowed.'

'Life is a rat.'

'He was born to be a rat.'

'When Jesus was born, the dinosaurs&

The dinosaurs.'

What?

'Most of the dinosaurs&' Why do you write these things?

- Shall I tear it out? - Don't!

That's not the right topic for a religion class.

- Shame on you. - 'The end of Jesus.' Great.

Shame on you!

I'll tell the teacher you can't do that in the religion class.

Stand up, everyone. Lidka, Nikodem.

Let's pray.

Come on!

'In the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit. Amen.

Our Father, who art in heaven,

hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come.

Thy will be done, on Earth as it is in heaven.

Give us this day our daily bread.

And forgive us our trespasses

as we forgive those who trespass against us.

And lead us not into temptation,

but deliver us from evil. Amen.

In the name of the Father, of the Son and of the Holy Spirit.'

Sit down.

Good evening.

Dad! It's the welfare officer.

- What? - It's the welfare officer.

Come inside, Marek.

The dog is running away very fast.

- I've heard things aren't going so well. - Kind of.

- What's going on? - Some problems with my classes.

- Not only the classes. - My behaviour could be better...

You mean this?

I've got an appointment with the doctor on Monday.

She'll fill it in. Is that it?

You've been drinking. For heaven's sake.

- Coffee! - You know I can always tell.

I only drank coffee and ate dinner!

Are you messing with me?

- How many beers have you had today? - None!

You're weren't standing in front of that shop for no reason.

I'm telling the truth.

Do you want me to report this?

Do what you want. I wasn't drinking!

- Listen... - Look, I was there to buy...

- I'm not going to ask Ola. - Excuse me?

I'm not going to ask Ola because she'd tell me the truth.

You're not thinking. At all!

This will destroy everything you've been building.

Ola can't take care of Nikodem on her own.

If anything happens to him I will be held responsible.

99 people out of a 100 would take these kids today.

But if I see you drunk again

there won't be anything left to talk about.

- Shut up will ya? - I'm not a human.

It's too much.

Leave it alone!

Don't touch it!

You're so smart, but you can't even light it.

Leave it! Stop touching it.

- It's not burning. - You're not burning.

- It goes out when you open it. - So why open it?

An animal can kill another animal.

An animal can kill another animal, unless it's a human being.

The one that is most expansive shouldn't kill at all.

Here, for tomorrow.

Don't you want it?

Thank you.

Take my heart.

Let them sing thy honour.

My heart, my soul.

Lord Jesus, take it.

The church...

...is no place for stress-free education.

Maybe the school is, but not the church.

I want to remind parents, yet again,

that they are responsible for religious education.

They cannot leave this up to the priest or teacher.

Let me recall the words of the Scripture.

Whom the Lord loves he chastens.

He has strong demands.

I have a runny nose and it won't go away. And a cough.

The communion is on the 25th. Are you coming?

I don't know. I'll let you know, don't you worry.

- And apart from that? - Everything's fine.

The church is on Partyzantów St.

Yeah.

I'm eating soup. This greasy broth.

Yesterday I cooked some yummy chicken for him.

With carrots, vegetables and potatoes.

I made it for him with carrots and a chicken leg.

I see.

And it made a nice yellow broth.

So I decided to give him some today.

All right, I'm off.

- I've run out of free minutes. - Sure.

- Bye. - Bye.

'Hail Mary, full of grace, the lord is with thee.

Blessed art thou amongst women,

and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.

Holy Mary, mother of God, pray for us sinners,

now and in the hour of our death. Amen.'

Once again and then your turn.

'Hail Mary, full of grace, the lord is with thee.

Blessed art thou amongst women

and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.

Holy Mary, mother of God, pray for us sinners,

now and in the hour of our death. Amen.'

Now your turn. See? It's not that long.

'Hail Mary, full of grace, the lord is with thee.

Blessed art thou amongst women

and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.

Holy Mary, mother of God, pray for us sinners...'

Stop messing around.

'...now and in the hour of our death.'

Say 'Hail Mary'.

Have you ever tried an olive?

- Yes or no? - No.

So why did you say it was yuck?

- Why? - Because.

You keep giving Casper money. I asked about it today.

You keep doing that.

- Why? - I want him to be rich.

- So you want to be poor? - No. - You will be.

Carry it properly! Right now!

- That's not right! - Carry it in front of you.

That's not right at all.

Nikodem!

Oh, it's you lady.

- Excuse me? - It's you, lady.

- Come in. - Right now?

'As a bonus we get... God's love.' Let's stick it here.

Come here, boys.

'2 for the price of 1. You forgive others, God forgives you.'

'A sale price on God's mercy.'

'The best price is the 3-pack: prayer, fasting and charity.'

The three good deeds: fasting, prayer and charity. Well done.

We're not finished yet.

All right.

As we all want to get to heaven like Magdalene in the song

let me repeat the moves: when all the saints go to heaven.

You all know it well. Let's sing.

Nikodem, can you help us? We'll all sing together.

Together, all right?

When all the saints go to heaven,

St. Peter plays the sax,

The little angels drum on the tables

and Magdalene dances along. Cha cha cha.

How may times must I say it? I'm not the air.

I have arms, legs, I have a head and a torso.

Did somebody say something, or was that just the sound of the air?

You're mean.

Please, I'm not the air.

I am an animal.

What are you doing?

Time to get out.

You can't sit here forever.

Oh no. Look at all the bubble bath you used up.

- But... - Just look!

That much. Get out of the tub.

- No. - Get out.

Is mum there?

Magda's out. She'll be back in 5 minutes.

OK, thanks.

- I'll be back in 15 minutes. - When will you be back?

And where are you? - I'm in...

You're at the pub.

Dad, Jesus, who are you kidding? Yourself?

If you are not drinking, come back home.

He's on his way.

Here you are.

Thank you.

Is this the kind you wanted? It's fashionable.

- But don't lose it. - What about the crisps?

Don't lose it, because your hand will grow.