How to Rock

Whoa, is it really fair for you to be putting.

Your campaign posters over Molly's?

Is it fair for humans to drive polar bears.

Out of their natural habitats?

Good point.

How is that a good point?

She just completely changed the subject.

She's very convincing.

Thank you, Nelson.

It's one of the many traits that will make me.

The best class president this school has ever known.

Perfs win every year.

It's time we elected a normal kid president.

And you're a normal kid?

Compared to The Perfs, yes. Yes, I am.

Well, as your campaign manager,

I'm happy to report your message is getting out there.

Oh.

Indeed it is.

According to my latest polling numbers,

You've got solid support in most of the key groups,

But you and Molly are still in a statistical tie.

Dang it!

I've got to start playing dirty.

Start playing dirty?

- Zander, less commenting, more poster up-putting.

What do you think you're doing?

Putting my campaign posters over your ugly eyesores.

It's on, y'all.

And the time has come for perf rule to end,

So why don't you just give up now.

And spare yourself a long, humiliating campaign?

- Why don't you stop defacing my custom-made posters.

With your photocopied monstrosities?

Ooh, a real political thriller.

Now, remember,

Never fight a boss monster.

If he controls the spell you already have.

It's a waste of health,

And it won't level you up.

Wow, the gamers really flock to Kevin.

It's like he's covered in nerd attractant.

But these are exactly the people.

Your campaign is not appealing to.

It's true.

81% of them feel you're out of touch.

With the issues that affect gamers.

So these people aren't voting for me?

That's not gonna work.

Then and only then.

Do you put your saddle on the golden Toad.

Oh.

Hey, Kevin,

I want you to be on team Kacey.

Not now, Kacey.

I'm with my people.

I think you mean our people.

What up, gamers?

Whoa.

"A match made in Kevin."

I like it.

But I don't get it.

It's your campaign poster.

But I don't want to be class president.

You've got to come in early for meetings,

You've got all this extra work.

Don't worry, Kevin.

You're not gonna get elected.

I just need you to run,

Get the support of your gamer friends,

Then right before the election, you'll drop out of the race.

And tell them all to vote for me.

- Sounds like an awesome plan. - Mm?

But I don't want to do it.

Come on, Kevin. Please.

For me?

You'll be my hero.

I'll do it.

Yes!

Thank you!

With the support I already have.

Plus your gamers,

I'll be elected,

And the normal kids will finally have a voice.

That's good, but we probably shouldn't.

Leave anything to chance.

Maybe we should hold a campaign rally.

Yeah.

We could have pizza, a dj, big time rush can perform,

Balloons...

Hang on a second.

Now you're being ridiculous.

What?

You don't think I can get balloons?

Yeah, I meant big time rush.

I totally know them.

My cousin Danny's friend Phil.

Is friends with big time rush's manager,

Steve's girlfriend, Melanie's cousin, Robin.

Wow, you're practically family.

I know.

Kacey, maybe you should stick to pizza and balloons.

It seems that 100% of your bandmates agree.

There is no way you know btr.

You'll see.

They're in town. I'm gonna get them.

So you guys worry about Kevin's campaign,

And let me and Stevie worry about mine.

I guess I need a campaign manager.

Nelson, I couldn't imagine it being.

Anyone but you.

Sorry, but I'm an independent pollster.

Zander, I couldn't imagine it being anyone but you.

Wow, I'm honored...

But I'll do it.

Okay, was it just me, or was that awkward?

Yeah, I've never been asked.

To autograph a baby's face before.

It wasn't awkward. The baby was totally into it.

Yeah.

A little too into it.

I'm telling you, there's no way.

That we were the first people to ever sign that baby's face.

Hey, guys.

- Hi. - What's up?

Uh, what can we autograph for you?

Actually, I'm not here for an autograph.

I'm Kacey Simon.

- Oh. - Oh, yeah.

Oh, boy.

Kacey Simon.

You know Robin, your manager's girlfriend's cousin?

Do we?

- Mm-hmm. - Yeah.

Yeah.

Her friend Phil is really good friends.

With my cousin Danny!

Now it makes sense.

That's lovely. That's great.

I have no idea who that is.

- Right. - Not a clue.

Let's hurry it up, girls.

Let's hurry it up, Kacey.

Okay, let's cut to the Chase.

I need you, you, you, and you.

To perform in my campaign rally.

What's it gonna take?

Look, you look like a really nice girl,

But this is more of a buy a cd, get an autograph.

Kind of thing.

Oh.

Can't it be a buy a cd,

Get a concert at my school kind of thing?

All right. We're done here.

I am not leaving here until these guys...

I guess I am.

All right, Nelson.

Hit us with the numbers.

Impressive.

Kevin's already making gains in my latest poll.

According to this, he's got favorable numbers.

With gamers, skateboarders, kids who think they're wizards,

And those weird dudes who eat lunch in the trees.

Good.

I've been getting Kevin ready.

For tomorrow's debate in assembly.

No, you haven't.

All right, Kevin, again,

Debating isn't just saying.

The opposite of whatever the other person says.

Yes, it is.

We've still got a ways to go.

Hey, check out my poster.

"you need Kevin Reed,

Guaranteed, yes indeed."

Very rhyme-y.

Thank you.

All me.

How's your campaign going?

Well, it's...

You know, we had a small setback.

Big-time setback.

But luckily, my campaign ad is coming out tomorrow.

It's gonna blow everybody away.

- Big-time. - Stop it.

A lot of candidates promise you a lot of things.

Some promise you some things,

But I, Kacey Simon, am the only candidate.

Who promises you no things,

Except one thing.

I will be your voice, the voice of the regular kids.

I believe Brewster high can be great again,

So vote for me.

Simon says.