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Fist Pump!
One night only!
Fist Pump has come out of retirement/prison
for one last show,
"their" Lasers 4 Lyfe Concert
and Laser Light Show Extravaganza."
The U.N. banned Fist Pump
from playing the show anywhere On Earth
for being, "Incredibly dangerous."
Well, guess what, Earth?
Fist Pump didn't think you were even that cool anyways.
Fist Pump has left that dusty old marble
and is bringing "Lasers 4 Lyfe"
to the vast expanse of space!
Tonight, come pump your fists with Fist Pump
in the Space Tree Observatory at the very top of the tree!
Space Tree is not liable for any harm, burns, explosions,
smoke Inhalation, blindness, eardrum degradation,
boils, literal face-melting, or other injuries that may occur.
Man, I never thought I'd be so excited for a Fist Pump show.
I must really be missing Earth junk.
Well, also, last time we worked all day
to afford tickets and ended up sleeping
through the entire show.
The universe is giving us a second chance...
for redemption.
Hmm-hmm-hmm.
This time, we got our tickets two weeks in advance.
Two tickets for... hey!
We took a long space nap.
We both downloaded this sweet lighter app
for slow power ballads.
And we still have two hours to get to the show early.
Let's do this.
Fist Pump!
Aww, what?
How come the tubes get you to the Top of the Space Tree
in five seconds, but the line takes two hours?
Don't worry, dude. I planned for this.
I know a secret elevator.
It'll take two hours to get to the top of the Space Tree,
but there's no line.
Dude, nice work.
Follow me, dude.
Whoa! A Lift Master!
Classic. Yeeah!
The 4,000 series is one of my favorite Lift-Master Models.
Oh, it's on my top five for sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
No way!
Their best music video was where they drove that truck
With the big fist on the front into that high school.
And the they're all like
Yeah, yeah.
And then all the teachers get turned into swimsuit models.
So stupid.
Here's the best part!
Rigby, what the heck did you do?
Don't worry, I just hit the "stop" button.
No big deal.
All I gotta do is press the button for the top floor.
Dude, we're not moving.
Just press the button.
Try hitting the stop button again.
Oh, yeah!
- Nothing! - Here, let me try.
Come on! Come on!
We're gonna be late for Fist Pump!
Dude, you gotta press it harder! Hwah!
Rigby, you're gonna break it.
Look, we'll try the call box.
Maybe they need to reset the system or something.
Hello? Hello?
Dude, no one's answering.
Okay, okay, don't panic.
What did we do when we were stuck in that meat locker?
- Help! - Help!
Get us out of here!
The emergency phone's not working!
Wait a sec. We've got our own phones.
Oh, yeah!
Oh, man.
I don't have any reception.
Hmm, I think I'm getting
a little something over here.
Gimme a boost.
Almost got it.
Where'd it go? Rigby!
Ha! One bar!
Oh, sweet.
There's an update for the lighter app!
Now they also have a blow torch, a glow stick,
and... Whoa! A tiki torch!
See, Mordecai? See? See? See the tiki torch?
- Rigby, just call for help. - Chill, man.
This'll just take a second.
Gotta have my sweet lighter for Fist Pump!
Hmm.
- What is it? - My battery just died.
- What?! - Oof!
Rigby, you idiot!
Why'd you have to break the elevator?
We were this close to seeing Fist Pump.
Instead, we're stuck here in this tiny little box.
And it'll probably be hours
before anyone notices we're gone.
Plus, who knows how long it'll take 'em
to get us out of here?
It's just a good thing
your claustrophobia's not acting up.
I gotta get out of here.
I gotta get out of here!
Dude, will you relax?
Three, four, five!
That's the last time you throw a dance party, maggots!
No one's answering. We're trapped.
It's cool, man. We're gonna be okay.
You don't know that!
I can't breathe!
This shirt's too tight!
Rigby.
The only thing left to do is to pose our bodies
so we leave behind cool-looking skeletons.
We're not gonna die in here.
Lemme get that.
We had a good run, man.
We're gonna get out of here, okay?
So just focus on thinking about good things.
Like hot wings,
Strong Johns, Cheezers.
Cheezers.
I wish they had a Cheezers on the Space Tree.
Yeah. But we've got most of the stuff we had back on earth.
So it's still pretty cool. Yeah.
But what are we gonna do when we leave the Space Tree
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