Horny Diver: Tight Shellfish (絶倫海女しまり貝)

A NIKKATSU CORPORATION PRODUCTION

TIGHT SHELLFISH

Wow! A great haul! Just as I'd expect!

You might be college students, but you're at home at the sea.

How did you do?

It's a tie. You were diving for the same amount of time.

Wonderful!

You saw me coming up and you decided to come up too, didn't you?

Did you do that out of pity?

No... I was at my limit, too.

Even though they call you Fusa, the Diving Master?

Come now. Anyone can see that this was a tie.

Here, grab my hand.

Don't worry about her, Sa-chan.

She's the fishing chief's only daughter, so she's pretty competitive.

But I'm sure she doesn't mean to be unkind.

She's treated me like an enemy ever since we were both small.

You really think so?

Excuse me.

Could you take me to this spot?

- Sure! - Thanks.

So that girl Yumi's trying to become a diver?

She'll never do it! The girls at Tokyo University

are all so spoiled. They're busy having their own fun.

That's not true. They just need a good man.

It takes more than that.

True.

- Thanks. - Bye.

Excuse me! Hello?

Go ahead and buy that land. One lot or two, you have my permission.

Those college girls aren't bad, are they.

You have permission to go after one or two of them.

C'mon, Boss!

Quit joking around...

TEMPLE

LONG LIFE

Ah, hello!

How do I look?

That looks great on you, Fishing Chief.

Well, shall we go?

What's that?

Boss!

- Let's go. - OK.

- Who's there? - It's me, Junpei!

You're unbelievable.

The Tokyo water has made you look radiant.

You've changed, too.

Now you're working for Matsunaga Real Estate, huh?

That's right.

I'm the boss's right-hand man.

And weren't you also the ones who double-crossed my father?

Think about the good of the village!

We've been concentrating on tourism.

We built an airport, we built a leisure center...

We're attracting tourists.

The big Tozai Tourism company is interested in this area.

And Matsunaga Real Estate will be their window to this village.

This whole area will be...

...a great place for fishing and purchasing land.

How wonderful.

Yeah! Not bad.

By the way, Fishing Chief...

We'd like your cooperation in purchasing some land.

Of course!

Well, I'm thinking about it.

Tozai Tourism will back you up completely

in the upcoming mayoral election.

Mr. Matsunaga, don't be uncouth.

Of course! I understand.

Well, I'll just butt out, then.

Fishing Chief, I'll leave things to Kaori.

Excuse me.

Here.

I'm cheering you on in the election, too.

But elections cost a lot of money.

How about listening to Mr. Matunaga's proposal?

Why would you suggest such a thing?

Do you really want to make a woman say such...

...awful things?

Please...

Let's eat!

I'm so tired...

Make sure you dry it well.

Why do anemones and clams look so much like a woman's parts?

Anemones, especially.

They're a lot fresher than yours is!

What's with you?!

Are you some kind of idiot?

Come on.

The fire is strong!

Smells good!

Nature's calling out to me!

- Natsu, what's wrong? - Ow!

Hey, that hurts!

What? What's so funny?

"Nature's calling out to me" made me laugh.

It's funny to listen to Matsunaga's hanger-on.

Ahh... I get it!

Can't you leave her alone?

Sa-chan, are you jealous because Junpei's not paying attention to you?

Please.

Knock it off with the fighting words!

OK, let's eat!

Get some broth.

The company is our friend. Don't speak so badly of it.

OK?

Huh? You're getting remarried?

That's right. I'm not joking around.

It's fine. Do what you want.

Anyway, go ahead and give me the OK to study abroad in America, like I mentioned.

Even just 10 million yen would be fine.

- 10 million yen? - Yeah.

If you compare it to the money you're spending on the election...

It's pretty cheap, right?

Here you go!

Hello?

Ah, it's you, Fishing Chief.

That's no problem.

We'll just have to agree on some lending conditions.

Yes, I understand.

If you're so worried about that,

I don't mind if you solicit some other groups.

Yes. OK.

All right.

Just as I heard.

His new marriage isn't going to get in the way.

You're awful.

By the way, how was he in this department?

Don't get my hopes up!

How do you like that?

SNACK BAR YOKOMICHI

Yona-chan! We've been waiting for you!

All right!

Na-chan!

OK! The entertainment of Yokomichi... Part One!

Try this.

She's still going!

Wow!

That's the third one!

The fourth one!

All right! Tips are 1000 yen!

Tips are 1000 yen!

OK, I'm going to mix them up!

OK! Mixing, mixing!

Pay the tips in advance! OK!

All right!

Wow!

Here you go!

Out of the way!

My turn! My turn!

Delicious!

Hurry up!

Gross!

Don't spill it! Don't waste it!

My turn! Out of the way!

Please!

That's it!

Come on! Come on!

All right!

That's just piss!

What the hell?

It's what you've been waiting for!

Hey! Part 2! Give her a hand!

Let's see some more of the ass.

Gimme a cigarette.

Check this out!

It's an octopus!

She stuck the octopus up there!

Wow!

Damn it! I'll remember that!

Let's try this next!

How do you like that?

It's an electric jellyfish!

I don't like this!

The power is on!

What happened? You're very late! Tell me.

The story of this woman that Dad's fallen for.

You know it, right?

Yes.

I'll tell you what I know.

She's a city girl. She's been staying at Yamashita Inn for a while.

She claims to be from around here, but...

I don't know the details.

He says he wants to get remarried.

Say, Grandmother...

Back when you were the head diver...

Didn't Dad have a kid by one of the diver girls?

No! I don't know anything about that.

I just have a feeling that he did...

Sa-chan!

I need to talk to you.

I don't want anything to do with you.

I've heard you're buttering up young kids... selling them on these land purchases.

You've got it all wrong!

Didn't we promise that we'd always be together?

That was back when you were a fisherman.

But...

But now you've changed...

What are you doing?

Sa-chan! I love you!