Adventure Time

Get back here, you worm!

What?! The last chapter of "Cosmic Kissing"?

My stirring lyrical interlude

from "Fionna Goes to the Market"?

The epilogue from "Flame Prince Breaks a Sweat"?!

Who gave you permission to edit my fan fiction?!

Prepare to be punished!

But first...

what'd ya think?

Wenk!

Great critique!

Wenk.

I don't need an editor.

I'm my own editor... editor-in-king!

Wenk. Wenk!

Wenk, wenk, wenk, wenk, wenk, wenk, wenk, wenk!

Ooh! My custom tape!

"Sunlight gleamed through the window

as Fionna sat patiently at the breakfast table."

Hah!

Check out my sweet flippin' moves.

You're a real ace in the kitchen.

Roar! Ha ha!

Cooking is fun!

Here come the flapjacks!

Know what's better than cooking?

No! Wha?!

These are narrative flapjacks.

Darlin', don't you see the brilliant comedy laid out before you?

You wouldn't eat Act II before Act I, silly.

Now try starting with the dockworker having a moral crisis.

Okay.

This... one?

Fionna, this character doesn't serve any thematic purpose

until much later in the meal.

Sorry, Cake, but these just look like

formless blobs of sweet flapjack to me.

Mmm...

It's true.

Maybe if I based them off real people,

do some "life cooking"...

nonfiction flapjacks!

Let's go griddle up portraits of the entire kingdom!

Got to get my supplies together.

My portable griddle...

Mmm.

Some peppermint eggs...

and the twice-cursed flour!

Got it!

Ready for stories and flapjacks?

Heck yes!

You're wasting me on breakfast!

No one asked you, Flour Demon.

That was like a cookbook...

written by a genius.

On to the next chapter...

"A Game of Gumball."

Prince Gumball would probs make a great flapjack model.

Sometimes he gets so absorbed in his work

that he doesn't move for days.

Ooooh!

I can break out the pink sea salt and...

Hey, there's Gumball!

Uh...

Is it here?

No. No.

Ah! Just what I need!

The periodic table of candy elements!

If I use this one and this one here...

Ha ha! The perfect strategy!

Hyup!

Butterscotch Butler, the butterscotch Scottish butler,

I challenge you!

Again?

I've gathered all the necessary strategy and tactics

to finally defeat you!

To play, one must know strategy, yes.

But to know victory, one must also know their opponent!

Opponent?

Their dreams...

...their ambitions...

...their rrrregrets...

...and their fears!

M-My mortality!

Byeeee!

King me.

Maybe we should find someone a little more relaxed.

How?! How did you know?!

Huh?

Oh. You leave that lying around everywhere.

Yes!

Still not quite right.

How about this for some inspiration?

Pancakes and flapjacks are nothing alike!

Aw, Cake.

It's just that flapjack literature is such a niche genre,

and none of my flapjacks are turning out any good.

Come on, Cake.

We've still got 10 minutes before the library closes.

It's Flame Prince!

What's that fire hazard doing in the library?

Hmm?

Oh, no!

Oh! I love that author!

Have you read her newest book?

I-I could, uh, find it for you.

Oh. Uh, n-nah, that's okay.

I'll just start with this one.

Thanks, though.

Uh... Aah!

Oh. Sorry about that.

Uh... Uh... W-w-w... W-w-w... Eh...

No, no, no, no, no! Hot, hot, hot!

Wow. I am not graceful today.

N-Not the first editions!

Ow, ow!

Ow, ow, ow!

Easy...

Unh!