Sisters

I'm a virgin.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

You're a beautiful woman. I'm flattered.

No, no, don't say that.

Isaac really likes you.

He wants to take you out.

Have you confirmed your DNA yet?

No, I've got to get onto that.

Abraham Gill is in prison for manslaughter.

You think that I'm doing time because your father

jerked off into a Petri dish?

And what about Dad? The last moments of his life

are going to be about being sued.

Our song has gotten over 18,000 views on YouTube overnight.

I slept with Amanda.

- You had no right, Edie. - What?

You're not the only person this involves.

Did you enjoy sleeping with her more than me?

You two are in for a shitty couple of months.

Is sleeping with women something that you really need to do?

No.

I'm just trying to imagine a future

where our marriage still exists.

I'm just...

..trying to think of a way we can accommodate that.

Tim.

I wonder if it might help if we establish times

when we're grappling with this, and then, other times,

when we just focus on other things.

Oh, I'm grappling with this all the time.

Now, I know there's going to be a lot of mums out there

with kids who are asking, "Mum, why is Miss Roxy on the news?"

I mean, what's happening? What do we tell them?

Yeah, yeah, you can't say spunk. Can't say man-mush.

How do you explain that to a 6-year-old?

I would just say, "Families come in all shapes and sizes",

"and Miss Roxy is on the news"

"because she has a very, very big family."

Ah, yes, perfect. That's great. Say that.

The in-law factor. Just so many in-laws now.

- Do you have a boyfriend? - Sorry?

Are you in a relationship of any kind?

Not now. Not right now. Not at the moment.

- I have a date this week. - OK.

Um, I just haven't met that special someone at the moment.

It's just that my partner's got a lot of cousins.

I'm trying to keep up with the names.

Yeah, yeah.

Well, thank you again, Roxy "Caribou".

Did I say it wrong? Fuck!

Found bank statements from 1984.

No. It's an expandable file.

Vita used to bring it in to the office.

If memory serves, it had a handwritten label,

shares or investments or something.

Honestly, Butch,

I thought she left all the financial documents with you?

No. She was a very discreet woman, your wife.

I had the wills,

but she liked to keep all the financial documents here.

He's really gone downhill, Julia.

We should have been on to this months ago.

Oh, my God. I think I found 1980s babywear.

Actually, nurse. Do you think you could look up there?

Aye, aye, captain.

Oscar's actually not a nurse. He's one of the brothers.

He's one of Julius' kids.

He's marvellous. He's Scandinavian.

Isn't he?

Not that I prefer any of them.

They're all wonderful. Mediterranean, Oriental.

Negro.

Actually, nurse? Don't worry about it.

Julia... Come here.

- He's the son? Is that confirmed? - Yeah.

Well, then he shouldn't be listening to any of this.

I strongly advise you to ask him to leave immediately.

So, we need to start quietly

transferring things into your name.

All the property, all the investments.

And we don't want anyone to be across that,

particularly not another claimant.

Oscar's not part of the class action.

- Not yet. - No, he wouldn't do that.

He lives with me.

- He lives with you? - Yeah.

Look, Julia, you're a lovely girl.

You always have been.

But there are three things we need to do right away.

Cut all contact with these siblings,

clear out your house,

and start transferring as many assets as possible into your name.

Otherwise, you're going to be left with absolutely nothing.

Julius Bechly, even when he was a young man,

he was a bit pigeon chested.

Bret's an asthmatic now, and I can't help but think

that there's got to be some correlation...

It's weak.

She goes on to use the word "violated" several times.

She becomes quite emotional.

Yes, but she's not a lead.

We need a lead claimant who radiates damage.

When's Roxy's father being interviewed?

Both Ron and Diane Karibas are scheduled for Thursday.

See, with him, it's all there, the pain of it.

Dreamed of having a daughter, ended up with a living princess,

and found out it was all bullshit.

I been tracking a new potential claimant, Abraham Gill.

He was confirmed this week, via DNA testing.

He's serving 20 years for manslaughter.

I don't really think that convicted criminals are a direction...

No. That's vivid damage. Set up a meeting.

Mm-hm.

Has anyone approached Julia?

Julia Bechly?

She has very provable damage.

She slept with her brother.

Julia despises this case.

Has anyone taken the time to outline it to her?

Carl. There is zero chance.

- Hello? - Julia.

It's Carl from Logan Hawker. How are you?

OK.

I was wondering if you'd be free for a drink tomorrow night.

Why?

I'd like to walk you through the class action.

Outline the damages I believe you're owed.

Wait. You want to talk to me about suing my own father?

See, I wouldn't put it that way.

And I understand why you'd be wary.

Yeah, I hate this class action and everything about it.

Well, you wouldn't have to engage in any discussion.

You could just sit and listen.

Really, what do you have to lose?

Um, my faith in humanity.

I'm confident I won't extinguish that.

Come on, Julia.

I know that this ordeal has thrown you into a range of situations.

I'll do my best to ensure this one sits

at the more enjoyable end of the spectrum.

OK. A, gross, and, B, can you please delete this number?

Hi, you've called Julia. Just leave a message.

A, Come on. Don't you want to know what you're up against?

And, B, tomorrow night I'll be going to Bar Juliette.

8:30pm. I'll text you the address.

I offer this information with very little hope,

and far less expectation.

You have a lovely evening.

You have one new message.

Oh! Oh...

What are you doing?

Um, it looked like you weren't breathing.

And, um...

I'm training CPR, so I thought I should check.

Cool. That's all.

Good...

He said this was kind of like Centrelink.

This is not like Centrelink!

Look, it'll take your mind off the radio thing.

I don't think this is going to take my mind off anything.

I actually think this is going to put my mind on bad things.

We only have to stay for 15 minutes, and he is our brother.

So we can't treat him differently from the other brothers.

Oh! This is not like the other brothers.

Oh, my God.

Sorry. I wasn't aware that you were also visiting today.

Using the Facebook page to recruit people for the case?

Ah, I wasn't actually the one who made the first contact,

- so I'm not sure. - He's only just got his results.

This is literally the first time I'm seeing him as his sister.

And in the same meeting, he's going to be asked to sue me.

Me, too.

- No, not you. - Not either of you, actually.

Just Julius.

Look, I'm happy to leave.

I'm very happy to leave.

No! Let's just get this over with.

Honestly, I thought there would be glass,

and we would have to speak through a phone.

It's fine. There are guards everywhere.

Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Here we go.

- You came? - Hello.

Sir...

Abe, this is Roxy.

You look like my mum when she was young.

Oh...

Yeah, it's a connection through the dad side.

Again, I'm just saying.

Hi. I'm Edie.

She's a lawyer. And a sister.

Who's primarily here as a lawyer.

Actually, no, I'm just here to meet you, no agenda.

Yeah, but in time, she's going to ask you to sue me.

I'm just glad that you're all here.

You know, I haven't had anyone visit in almost a year.

- I visited. - Yeah, apart from you.

- Family, huh? - Yeah!

Yeah!

Now that we're all confirmed, I've got to tell you something.

I shouldn't be here. It's bullshit.