Steven Universe

And Steven!

Bye! Thanks for coming!

Man, two customers!

The car wash hasn't been that busy

since that mud tornado 15 years ago.

They called it "The mud-nado."

Wow! You've worked here longer than I've been alive!

How'd you even get this job?

Well, I was hanging out with your mom, and...

Hold the phone!

Oh, you're getting fast there.

Don't tell me, sing me!

You rascal!

Can I ever tell you a story without working in a song again?

I'm playing it by ear.

Oh, that's not even enough for a bad hot dog.

Sup, Vidalia?

Greg...

What a surprise.

Ready to eat?

You're gonna love these mushed up carrots!

Ooh!

Someone's excited!

Get ready.

Oh, you're too cool for mushed up carrots?

Meh. I'm hungry for babies!

Hey, I'm trying to negotiate here.

Ooh! You got the good stuff.

Doesn't your magical girlfriend know how to cook?

Nah, Rose doesn't really need to eat, but I do.

Hmm. So have you done anything lately...

besides worship everything she does?

I've been working on some songs for my new album.

Oh, the same new album

you've been working on for six months?

Yep!

Oh, that's good.

How's baby life?

How does it look?

Hard.

Mind if I bum around here for the day?

No more than usual.

Man, you're really selling me on that cereal, Universe.

It's so good!

Come to mama.

Thanks for leaving me all the cereal dust, Greg!

No problem!

Ugh! What am I supposed to eat now?

Mmm! Oh, good idea, Sour Cream!

Coming this fall...

He's a little butler with a big attitude.

Vidalia, have you seen this com...

Whoa! My couch!

Whoops!

I guess I made a mess, huh?

Uhp-uhp! Take it off.

Oh, yeah, sorry.

Whoa, that's a look.

Where'd you get that shirt?

T-shirt shop.

You bought that?

No, it's my uniform.

I work there starting today.

You sold out, V.

Got to grow up sometime.

Hello?

Uh-huh.

Wait, what do you mean you can't come?

Death in the family?

Wait, a hamster doesn't count!

You can't do this to me!

Look, I... I really need...

Hey! Hello?

Aaaah!

Lousy 12-year-old!

What happened?

Listen, Greg, my babysitter cancelled.

I need you to watch Sour Cream for me while I'm at work.

Can you do it?

Oh, yeah. Why not?

I'm not doing anything.

I think.

Trust me, you're not.

Okay, don't forget, diaper bag's over there,

snacks are over there.

Emergency number's on the fridge.

And if anything bad happens to my kid,

you better pray your space goddess' magic

can bring people back from the dead,

because I will destroy you.

Have fun at work.

So, how about it, Sour Cream,

you ready to spend the day with your rad Unkie Greg?

Meh.

You really are Vidalia's son, aren't you?

There you go.

Okay. Baby Sour Cream, meet sun screen.

Oh, can't forget these!

You're one cool baby!

Hi, Greg!

Hi, Rose.

Greg!

Where did you get this mini human from?

Oh, this is Sour Cream.

Did you make him?

Wh-what?

No. I'm just babysitting for Vidalia.