The House Of No Man (Nhà Bà Nữ)

Nhuan and Nhu, wake up!

That's your alarm.

Get up!

- Mom! - I'm up!

I did it myself.

Damn you Nhuan!

Your fart stinks!

- Everything you do is annoying. - Nhuan!

Pay me back the 10 bucks.

After I poop.

Flush it thoroughly or you'll know how your life goes if it stinks.

- Good morning grandma. - Hello!

Get up!

- Get up! - It's the weekend.

Who says you can sleep in on the weekend?

How can a lady

leave her toe nails like that?

People would judge your family ethics by these nails.

A sloppy lady can't be a good one.

Get up.

- What the heck? - Get up!

I'm up! I'm up up up!

- I'm up. - Get up now.

I'm up!

I'm up!

Why do you keep expanding your mess?

How disgusting this is!

Stop spending time on these useless things.

If you piss me off I'll smash everything.

Dress shirts stay with dress shirts.

T-shirts stay with T-shirts.

You have to separate them.

But why? They're just clothes, just mix them up.

Do you eat rice mixed with bran,

as they're from the same plant?

Okay, you're the boss.

You have to fold your underwear neatly.

What for? Gotta spread them to wear them anyway.

Then spread when you do wear them.

If you keep talking like that I'll spread your face.

Give me the receipt for the tuition.

In the basket.

- What basket? - The hamper basket on the desk.

- I threw it out. - Why did you throw my stuff out?

It looks ugly.

It's ugly just to you. I put all my receipts in there.

Why would you put it there but not your drawers?

I can put it wherever I want. Why did you have to throw it out?

Stop explaining, just pick it up for me.

Here's the receipt.

Don't throw it out again.

Do the same to me next time so I won't ask.

Where is all my stuff?

I put them in the drawers.

Why did you move them from the desk?

What are the drawers for if you keep putting things on the desk?

I put them there for my convenience.

Take things out from the drawers when you need them.

That's convenient too.

Sure, you're the boss.

What are you doing?

That's what I wanna ask you.

Why do you keep men in your room?

What men?

Those are photos.

You think they're not "men" enough?

What about when you're changing?

Can't you see they're looking at you?

No point in being grumpy. Come and help me.

Wow!

Do not put lipstick on.

I forgot to tell you.

Hey sisters, come and join my stream.

Just leave your phone number, and give me a share.

I mean share my livestream,

what share do you think I was talking about?

Thai cream!

It's all for your beauty.

Usually this jar costs 70 bucks, but it's on sale for 7 bucks today.

Let me show you! See!

Delicious? I told you it's all for your beauty,

this is not for business.

My whole family has extremely bright skin.

All the biatch from grandma to me.

Oops that was disrespectful!

The texture of other sellers are like sugarcane juice.

Look at mine! Just like cream cheese!

Nhuan!

Nhuan, I need to borrow your arm.

Nhuan!

- What? - Give me your arm.

I have a tester for you guys.

My husband! Hurry up!

Your arm!

Here, look at this.

I'll test for you guys.

Oh so so smooth! I put Gucci smell in so it smells fantastic.

Why does it stink?

I've been cleaning the crabs.

You're trying to sabotage me, aren't you?

Your other arm.

Here, have a look.

This is the original ox-like skin tone.

This is what my cream did to him.

For real though!

What more do you ask for?

He's normal, just looks a bit ridiculous when he does this...

Oh for God's sake! Go away!

Bye bye bye bye.

Chubby Piggy.

Don't yell at him, poor him.

Oh girl even that couldn't get through to him.

He only has to give his arms while I'm streaming and he can't even do that.

Live with my husband for a day, you'll see.

Really though!

Nhi are you up yet? Come give me a hand.

Yes mom!

Where are you?

Right here!

I woke you up to help me, not for you to play with the ceramic.

- What do you need? - Peel the crabs.

Peeling crab is way too mundane for a university student.

Does your degree make more money than I do?

Why did you make me get it then?

Well if you're too good for crab noodles then go work at a bank. Stop talking back!

Peel them and bring them downstairs.

Nhuan, take the soup down for me.

Nhuan, where are you?

- Grab the deep-fried onion for me. - Okay.

Whatever you do, give her a hand, or she'll yell at me again.

Boiling soup!

Guys, put some chopsticks on the tables.

Hurry up, you guys are so slow.

I don't get it!

Boiling soup! Boiling soup!

Watch out!

Ladies and gentlement, 15 bucks for a bowl of crab noodles.

Can you believe that?

It's the truth.

I'm Le Minh Ho, and I'm standing at Mrs. Nu's crab noodles restaurant,

a very well-known place in Thu Duc area.

The place is busy,

and the owner is sassy.

Don't want crab? Bye!

Boiling soup everyone!

Let's discover

what makes these crabs

as precious as crowns.

Let's go inside!

Come on!

Get out of the way dude, what nonsense are you talking about?

I'm a Youtuber, I'm promoting your restaurant.

What is promoting? Line up if you want food.

I am lining up, there's my sandals.

See?

I'm serious with this.

I know the rules well.

Nhuan, go set up the tables.

Okay, so I'm still not in yet.

The sandals were not accepted.

But it's fine. We'll start it over.

- Should I put the aces here? - Better move them down here.

You have no ideas where it should be put. Move.

People come here for

the taste of the crab noodles.

The other part is for

the taste of the owner's daughter.

When I get inside...

Hey hey hey!

There she comes!

Look at her!

She's beautiful, isn't she?

Great wife material!

Are you okay?

I'm so sorry.

Can I take my crab back?

What do you mean are you okay?

- Don't you look at where you're going? - I'm sorry.

How can you throw a whole crab in her face?

I'm sorry.

- What's the matter? - I dropped food on the customer.

- Did you apologize? - I did.

Then why is he being so difficult?

Oh my gosh!

You staff dropped food on us,

and you're having such an attitude?

I got an earful before a mouthful.

So annoying! Let's go!

Go about your own business.

She already apologized. It's not like she meant to do it. Why so difficult?

Your style of apologizing is more like attacking.

Why are you such an ass?

She apologized politely, what more do you want?

What's with all the noises?

Since you're here Liem,

take care of this for me,

they're disrupting public order.

You're the one disrupting things.

You gotta leave a pathway for people!

Oh, sorry.