Killer Vacation

Okay, now we're going to bring our feet together...

Find our sit bones and we're going to begin breathing...

There you are!

I'd almost given up on you.

How about a toast to celebrate our three month anniversary?

What are you doing?

Babe?

What's going on?

Babe, what are you doing?

Please... please!

Shayla?

Aha!

What are you doing with the sales report?

Double checking it.

Lindsey, you've got to stop going above and beyond.

I mean, I know you're good,

but you're making the rest of us look bad!

I'm a team player, you know that.

If there's something wrong with the numbers,

I'm supposed to catch it, not you...

Was there something wrong with the numbers?

Not anymore...

Thank you!

I love you! I owe you dinner.

Speaking of, some of the girls are coming by this weekend

for wine and movie night.

So, what do you say?

Unless you already have plans with someone else?

Nice try.

Come on, Lindsey.

At some point, you have to tell me who this mystery man is.

Do I?

You've been dating him for months now.

What does he do? Is he hot?

You know I don't kiss and tell.

I know, and it makes me crazy.

I understand your concern,

but if you just look at these quarterlys...

These results are not what we expected from you.

And I'm doing my best to improve them.

I'll take the report home this weekend.

There's got to be some mistake.

A mistake?

Or we ordered more medical adhesive than we sold.

And whose fault would that be?

Jake, every year we send you

to the medical conference as our representative.

But this year, if these numbers aren't up

I'm sending somebody else.

As head of sales, I expect certain standards.

As my son in law, I expect the best.

I won't let you down, sir.

Lindsey!

You found the problem and you fixed it. You...

Are amazing? I know.

I'm kidding, anyone could have found it

if they knew what they were looking for.

Well, Andrea in accounting missed it.

Um no, actually, she helped me figure it out.

I'll mention that to Mr. Benson.

In the meantime, this is a life saver.

The numbers are up, Mr. Benson will be off my case,

and I'll get to go to the desert.

Because of you.

You know what you need? A raise.

Andrea, too!

Andrea, too.

I'll double check these numbers tonight,

and if that's all good...

Then I'm going to run it by Mr. Benson tomorrow.

I'm crazy about you, you know that?

What would I ever do without you?

Did you meet with the lawyers?

I did.

So the divorce is going through?

Not just yet...

Look, I know we've only been dating for a few months,

but I just need to know where we stand,

when we can be open about our relationship.

Otherwise, I start to look like the other woman.

Which I would never be.

I know, you're right.

You shouldn't even have to ask.

So then, what's the answer?

It's tough.

My marriage is over, but...

Look... being separated from Gwen

and living in the guesthouse is not the same as being divorced.

For me, it's not.

My lawyers have advised me to wait a little while longer.

See if she cools off, let's me go without destroying me.

Hey... I understand that it's hurting you.

Look, I'm sorry that I ever got you involved.

It was my choice.

I love you.

And I know it's soon to say,

so if you don't feel comfortable saying it back, I understand.

But I want you to know that this divorce is going to happen.

Because I can't lose you.

I just need you to be a little more patient with me.

That's all.

I think that I need a little time away from you.

So you can work on whatever you need to work on.

Please don't leave me.

I'm not going anywhere.

Hey, I'll be right here.

But you need to finish what you started.

Lindsey...

Mr. Johnson?

Lindsey Harris from sales.

I'm the new hire on your team.

Yeah, Lindsey.

We met last week. Hi...

Hi.

I was working late and I...

Sorry if I'm interrupting, but I thought it looked like

you could use a coffee?

Thank you, Lindsey Harris from sales, but...

I'm good.

Lindsey?

Actually I could use a friend right now, if you don't mind.

Just to talk to...

Okay.

I just don't want to be alone.

I understand.

Can I ask you something, Lindsey?

Are you married?

No.

Maybe you wouldn't understand.

I was engaged once.

What happened?

I called it off.

Why?

He was jealous and controlling.

And I realized that I'd rather live life alone

than live like that.

That's why I moved here.

New city, new job, new life.

That's smart. That's really smart.

Me, I must be the stupidest man on the planet.

Don't say that...

I shouldn't even be talking to you about this.

It's okay, I'm a good listener.

I'm separated from my wife.

And now that I want a divorce, she won't let me out.

And you know the boss, the big boss Benson?

It's his daughter.

And he doesn't know we're separated, it's a big secret.

She doesn't want me,

but she doesn't want me to be happy, either.

See that's what I was saying: you're smart.

Lindsey Harris from sales.

You got out.

Good effort.

Hey!

You changed your mind.

Come here.

I need to tell you something first.

Is everything okay?

Not really...

Lindsey.

Hey...

Talk to me.

What's the matter?

You and I...

My god, don't cry...

I'm not crying, I just...

You know what I love about you?

You're strong, you're smart.

And you have such a good heart.

And I know the situation with Gwen is affecting you.

But you're still willing to stay with me, no matter what.

Would you be willing to stay with me no matter what?

What kind of a question is that, Lindsey?

I just told you I loved you.

I'm pregnant, Jake.

What?

That's impossible.

We were careful.

I know, I'm as surprised as you are.

How long have you known?

Last night I wasn't feeling well.

I thought it was something I ate for lunch,

so then I looked at the dates and realized that I'm late.

You're late, that doesn't mean you're...

I know, so then I went to the pharmacy and bought a test.

It's positive!

Yeah, but those tests aren't doctors.

We need to get you a medical professional

before you start ringing any alarm bells.

The test is 99% accurate.

That's not good enough for me.

You need to go to your doctor

and then we'll talk about it after.

That's it? That's all you have to say?

No, this is not happening.

- What's not happening? - This!

Lindsey, come on.

That's not what I meant.

You're making me seem like I'm a jerk here.