Steven Universe

And Steven!

And your dad won't even let you alphabetize the condiments?

That's rough.

Whoa, I want to see what that is.

Hi, Mr. Smiley!

Is that game new?

Not even close.

I've had old Zoltron here in storage.

You got a quarter? We can see if he still works.

I am Zoltron,

robot fortune teller from the future.

I know your future because I am from there.

Whoa!

Go ahead, ask him anything.

I've just been dying to know.

Will I get that fancy kazoo I've always wanted?

Your lucky numbers today are 16, 47,

and "W."

Can I have my quarter back?

If I had a quarter for every time

somebody asked for their quarter back... oh, wait, I do!

Ba-da-bum-ching!

What?

It was a joke.

Man, I must be rusty.

Been a while since my comedy days.

You used to be a comedian?

Yeah.

But that was a long time ago.

What were some of your jokes?

I'd rather not talk about it.

Did you have any knock-knock jokes?

You want to ask questions, ask Zoltron.

Hey, Zoltron.

Why did Mr. Smiley quit comedy?

You can do it, buddy.

Aah! I just gave him a little tap!

A little tap?!

Do you know how expensive this machine was?!

I-It was an accident! I'll make it up to you!

Please, I-I just don't want to be banned

from any more of your businesses!

Hmm.

Hey, you do a pretty good robot voice, don't you?

Sadie, come on.

It's like all you want to do is work.

Let's go watch a movie at your place or something.

Nobody will even notice we're gone.

Somebody'll notice.

You know, when they need a doughnut or something.

Beep, bop, boop.

I am Zoltron,

robot fortune teller from the future.

Fetch me a quarter and I'll find your fortune.

What is that?

Don't change the subject.

I'm not. This is just interesting.

Ask me anything.

Ugh. Look at its face.

All right, Zoltron.

Since you know everything, should we skip work?

Oh, great. Sick the robot on me.

You should go to work because... Because...

even though Lars won't admit it,

he really likes to do a good job.

Letting people depend on him

fills his heart with warm feelings like love and trust.

No, it doesn't.

And even though Sadie loves to take charge...

No, I don't.

She'll still be really impressed

with all of your effort.

Is it weird that it knows our names?

Yeah, I don't want to talk about it.

You want to go to work?

Yeah, let's.

Halt! If you're not careful,

Zoltron sees prison bars in your future.

Zoltron sees that both of you are right.

You do deserve your own rooms.

Zoltron predicts you won't need to worry about that stain.

You can make anything look cool.

Zoltron knows that even if he seems stuck in his ways,

deep down, your father really loves you.

How's it going out here?

Great!

I really feel like

I'm making a positive change in people's lives.

Are they paying you for it?

Yes, sir!

Then keep it up, Zoltron!

Sure!

Hmm, a fortune-telling machine.

This should be good for a laugh.

That's right.

I am Zoltron!

Beep, boop!

Give me your questions and your money.

Was it a mistake to come here?

Zoltron says, uh...

of course not?

Um...

Funland is fun for all ages.

Will talking to him make any difference?

Any difference at all?

Zoltron isn't sure.

Human emotions are really complicated for Zoltron.

Tell me the truth.

Do I really just drive everyone around me away?

Z-Zoltron says your lucky numbers for today

are 16, 47, and "W."

Come back later?

My final quarter.

Even coins don't want to be around me.

Poor guy.

I wish I knew what to tell him.