The Family and One More (La familia y uno más)

THE FAMILY AND AN EXTRA ONE

Do you remember them? This was the big family.

A family whose feeding required

a lot of arithmetic and overtime.

But they coped with all the problems

because they were always like this, in this photo, very close.

Some years went by and some of them are not around anymore.

Grandpa is missing, who went fishing one day

and a double pneumonia took him to heaven.

He modestly called it "a cold".

The mother is also missing.

She passed away, but she left someone else in the family.

It was to be called Jesus, but, as it was a girl, she was named María.

Today she's crying her eyes out

because no one pays her any attention.

But today is a very important day for the whole family.

And your father? Where's your father?

- Your father... - Get in and I'll take you to hospital.

Very funny. Where's your father?

Probably in the office.

What's wrong with this beautiful baby? Why is she crying?

Come on, cute little thing.

Tell your sister, who loves you so much.

Give her a lollipop and see if she calms down.

Go with Chencho and blow the horn.

- It's my horn! - Chencho, don't be grumpy.

... Russian try and now it's Emiliano who counterattacks

- and scores wonderfully. - Lifts, scores.

Turn it up, Juanito. I can't hear it.

- Spain has sped up its rhythm. - And what about me?

- Phillip IV. - Phillip IV succeeded Phillip III in 1621.

He moved his court from Valladolid to Madrid and appointed

Count Duke of Olivares as his favorite. I don't know what that is.

Mrs. Consuelo, what is a favorite?

- Somebody who does favors. - Another present!

I bet it's a lamp. It will be the 15th lamp.

Let's see who sends it.

- Now. - She doesn't stop moving.

I figured it. From the Martínez.

How cheeky! They're probably broke after buying this rubbish!

I think it's very nice.

It's awful and indecent. God knows who that woman is

- She's Paulina Bonaparte. - Bona what?

Bonaparte, Napoleon's sister.

She was the model for Canova's Venus.

A model? The things they teach at school nowadays...

Hurry up or she'll get away!

- Red Crow never fails. - Now!

Críspulo!

You, brute! Vandal!

When your dad comes I'm gonna tell him.

Here we are. Leave the horn alone.

Get down!

- Horn mine. - Come on, Chencho!

You're such an ass! Why don't you let her blow the horn?

Poor thing, I'll give you supper in a second.

- Sabina, come over with me. - I'm studying.

Come over or the girl won't eat a thing.

Let her listen to the radio!

Do what your sister says.

And why won't she eat unless I play the guitar?

- Because she likes flamenco. - Please be quiet, I can't hear a thing.

Hello? It's you.

Yeah, I'll get her on the phone. Mercedes, it's your bugging boyfriend!

Hi, love! Yes, your mother's here. Alright, but hurry up.

- Who was that? - Your brother in law.

Why are you staying at home all afternoon?

You haven't noticed until now?

Yes, that's why I ask. Are you sick?

I'm waiting for a long-distance call.

Yeah, Piluca's. You still got that fever?

Piluca? Don't be ridiculous! That's over.

It's something much more important,

but I'm not telling you anything.

I won't be able to live with that suspense.

- Who's in there? - Me.

- What are you doing? - I'm doing myself up.

Come out now!

When I'm finished. How annoying, they don't leave you alone!

That's right, see how my baby eats!

Another one for you. That's right.

That's right.

And another one for you.

- Okay, that's it! - More, more!

My fingers are hurting.

Play, otherwise they won't eat and dad will tell us off.

What a drag! Okay.

Here is a spoonful for you. That's right.

Another one for you.

Another one for you.

- Hi, godparents! - Hi, Pedro!

Where's the family?

- Here we go again! - Críspulo, it's our godfather.

- We thought you were the janitor. - Red Crow apologize.

Red Crow is being a pain this afternoon. Godfather's here!

- Go on and laugh! - He didn't do it on purpose.

Hello, my dear ones!

Candy? Candy after that arrow prank?

- Don't be like that. - I'd rather give you a...

Don't tease them.

- Very nervous? - Shaking like jelly.

That's normal. We all go through the same. Hi!

- Thanks for the fridge, it's beautiful. - And very big!

Last model, with a double freezing system

and a silent operation!

- You are so good! - Where are the girls?

- Dining in the kitchen. - I'm going to see them.

Let me take off my coat, you savages!

Later! Where is your father?

- We'd like to know it. - Hasn't he arrived yet?

No, he hasn't and we don't know anything about him

- since 15:00. - He must be in the Ministry.

In the Ministry... He's probably celebrating with his buddies.

What are you looking for? The engine is there.

- Nothing's fallen down! - My glasses.

- Are these ones? - Look! Thank you!

What shall we do now?

- I have to go to the mountains. - And I have to go home.

It's not the same. If I'm the last to get there I'll have to pay for everybody's gin.

- You can't drive me there, can you? - Me?

Of course not. With that heap of scrap we wouldn't get there until Monday.

That's for sure, because if the road gets steep... it won't even move.

- Then do something! - Yes.

I will write it down for the insurance company.

If I can...

but I can't.

Take these. See if mine do.

- Oh, so you too... - Yes, sir. Me too,

but I don't need them. I have them because they look nice.

I see.

Now I know why you didn't see the car.

- What do you mean? - That you look very nice with them on.

I didn't know older could be so tricky.

Maybe you caused the accident on purpose to see if you could hit on some girl.

Well, not with me. I'm old enough.

Yes, you're 18 at least.

19, so you could almost be my father.

Skip the "almost", have a daughter of your age.

- You're kidding me! - And 15 more of all sizes.

What about grandchildren? Don't you have any?

Not yet, but...

Well, that's it.

I admit you're very original, but

you won't put me on. Let's see the registration number of your car.

Speak louder, please.

Will you please be quiet?

Then it's 8000 plus allowances. And the trips, of course.

I'll go and see you tomorrow. Well, the day after tomorrow.

Yes sir, 12 o'clock, thank you very much.

Sister, today is a great day!

Hurray! Kill the paleface! Finish him off!

- What the? - Good night, dad.

- Hello, dad. - We're playing with godfather.

Can't you play without making such a racket?

Godfather buffalo.

And you should behave yourself,

they are only children but you...

Well, if you enjoy that go on, go on.

Then the neighbors have good reason to complain!

- Hi, family! - Hi, dad.

- Hi, dad. - Hi, dad.

And about time too! It seems nobody is getting married here.

Well, somebody is: My son.

And he's going to have the most beautiful bride in the world.

- Aren't you boy? - I'm a lucky man.

- Don't doubt it. - Daddy, up.

What's the little one doing here?

- My dolly, my treasure. - Daddy, TV.

- How is it rated? - I didn't notice.

- Adults only, dad. - Very nice,

and the girl is watching an adults only? And you?

- Are you over 18? - Not yet.

All right then, the show is over.

Come on, we won't know who the murderer is.

The gardener, as usual.

You go to bed.

Let's go to bed and have some rest...

We have to talk. We've been after you all afternoon.

I guess you settled the car business.

- Yes, madam. I took it to the garage. - To the garage?

I don't suppose you want us to go to church in that jalopy.

Dad, godfather.

Yes, love. Acting like a hooligan.

Another present, Mr. Carlos. You get a lot of the aforementioned,

- if you'll excuse the metamorphosis. - Did they give you a tip?

The usual and meager one, madam.

Did you hire an orchestra?

- Yes, madam. - And the carpet?

- That's out of fashion. - Having some fun...

Listen, you didn't answer to the orchestra thing!

And the carpet! Answer me, please!

Oh my god! I'm going nuts!

- Shall we scalp him? - He doesn't have any hair.

Godfather buffalo.

Let go of me, barbarians! Savages! Let go of me!

We have to torture him first! Let's get the torches and the firewood!

Pretty little angels... Let go of me, darlings.

I'll give you sweets and chocolates, whatever you want.

Don't be afraid. In the end the federals

will arrive save Buffalo Bill.