Cobra Kai

This could all be over in an instant.

The decision's yours.

Who trashed the Miyagi dojo?

Y'all know I'm no fan of LaRusso's,

but that sort of bullshit we don't teach in here.

At least not anymore.

So, I'm gonna ask you again. Who trashed Miyagi-Do?

It was not me, Sensei.

I would never disrespect another man's dojo...

Shut your cake hole, Chubs.

I'm not looking for excuses.

I'm looking for answers.

Sensei, we really don't know who did it.

Somebody knows something.

Question is, who's gonna break?

Keep going. We can do this all day.

Hey, hey, man. Long time.

Good, man.

Listen, I'd love to catch up. I'm just in the middle...

Wait, what?

How bad is it?

Sensei, we need a water break.

Two-minute break.

Get your bearings.

I think I should tell Sensei Lawrence that I did it.

Say nothing.

I'll handle it.

Yes, Sensei.

I gotta go deal with something.

Can you man the fort?

Of course.

I want you to figure out who did it.

Do what you gotta do.

Don't worry.

I will.

Listen, about the other night...

Nothing happened.

So, there's no reason to feel uncomfortable, right?

Right. Exactly.

Are you guys lifting? Because I feel like I'm doing nothing here.

Forget it, all right. It's too heavy. We're gonna need a forklift.

How did they even knock it over?

It's a lot easier to knock something down than it is to lift it up.

Don't worry. We'll get it up again.

Uh... Excuse me.

Is this Miyagi-Do?

Yeah.

Come back for another beating?

Hey, Robby.

Robby!

This is one of the guys who was beating on Demetri.

Probably helped trash the dojo.

We didn't have anything to do with that.

But I am sorry about what happened at the mall.

We just wanna learn Miyagi-Do karate.

I'd be careful about this, Mr. L, letting the Cobra Kais into Miyagi-Do.

It's like letting the wildlings behind the Wall.

Didn't the wildlings help Jon Snow win the Battle of the Bastards?

Should've picked a different analogy.

We're happy to have you.

Nice to meet you.

Hey. Nice to meet you guys.

Hello, sir.

No need to call me "sir". "Mr. LaRusso" is just fine.

Come out front with me.

Start your first lesson.

Thanks again, sir.

Hey, I'm looking for a friend.

Johnny.

Hey, Bobby.

Hey.

Long time, man.

Yeah. You look good, man.

Few more wrinkles, but, you know, not too bad.

Yeah, what about you?

You'd think with all that preaching and praying,

you'd get some of that hair back.

Yeah.

Unfortunately, God doesn't work that way.

But I've definitely been doing a lot of praying since, you know...

Yeah.

How's he doing?

He'll be happy to see you, Johnny.

Room 112.

He kicks the ball...

- You're watching soccer? - It's worse than I thought.

Johnny.

You didn't have to come all the way out here.

Yeah, you were gonna come and see me?

Yeah.

Right.

Does it hurt?

Nah.

Meds do their job.

Oh. Did you see? They already got me a priest.

I'm a pastor, Tommy.

But if you wanna confess about that 50 bucks you still owe me,

the Big Guy's listening.

You're gonna fight this.

Nah. That part's done.

It's in here now.

Besides, you were always a better fighter.

Bullshit.

Remember that tournament back in '83?

You beat Vidal to get to the semis.

Yeah.

Who beat me in the finals?

All right. Yeah, but you didn't make it easy on me.

Yes, hon. I know.

All right. I love you, too.

All right, gotta go. Bye.

Hey, sorry I'm late.

Hey, Jimmy.

Hey.

Hey, buddy.

Hey.

Jenny and the kids send their love.

Aw!

Tell Jenn and the boys, I said "Hi".

Oh, you again.

Guys, give me a minute.

I spoke with the doc.

He can sign out for 24 hours, but I don't know.

Is he gonna even be able to make it to the car?

What are you talking about?

You didn't tell him?

Look,

we can't let Tommy rot in this place. He deserves better.

What do you have in mind?

Road trip. Give the guy a wild night to remember.

I don't know, man, in his condition...

Let's get the hell out of here.

Keep going.

I have all day.

You think it's okay if I puke in here?

No.

Navy SEALs puke all the time.

Do not puke.

He's not gonna let up.

We gotta figure out who did it.

I bet it was Shit Breath.

Hey, screw you.

What'd you say?

You wanna do this right now?

Hey, hey!

Come on, come on.

Stop!

Would you really like to know who did it?

It was Hawk.

And it was Diaz.

And Robinson.

And it was Nichols, Chubs, Red.

When one of you makes a move,

you all make a move.

You live and you die

with the consequences and the spoils

because you are all Cobra Kai.

Main dojo, five minutes.

You're about to begin your real training.

No, of course I can cover the sales meeting,

but are you sure you can't make it?

It's the second one in a row.

I know, and I'll be at the next one, I promise.

I just got a ton of new students and I need to spend the day here.

Why don't you say it to my face?

I didn't say anything.

Oh, shoot, I gotta go deal with something important, okay?

I'll talk to you tonight.

"Something important."

Right.

You think I'm just gonna let you diss me?

I didn't diss you. It was constructive criticism.

Hey, what's going on here?

This nerd called me an imbecile.

And I told him he can't just drop a challenge and leave.

I didn't "drop a challenge." He dropped the potted plant.

It was an accident.

Okay, guys, guys. Relax.

What's your name?

Chris.

Chris, this is Demetri...

Yeah, we're acquainted.

You tried to kick the crap out of me, remember?

Okay, so, you guys have some beef with each other.

No, no, no.

This isn't a two-sides-to-every-story situation.

He was the clear-cut aggressor.

I already told you I was sorry.

Guys, enough.

I'm gonna give you both a mission.

You see this stone?

You're gonna pick it back up.

How are we supposed to do that?

Good old-fashioned teamwork.

I believe in you.

All right!

Yeah! Come on!

Let's ride.

Then there was that time that Tommy got that horrible fake ID,

and the bartender served us all dishwater.