Jane the Virgin

Hi, friends.

As a young girl, Jane was taught

to protect her flower.

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And so Jane did,

but then she was accidentally inseminated

with Rafael's sperm,

and things got really crazy from there.

First, Jane broke up with her detective fiancé, Michael,

because she fell for Rafael,

but Rafael was going through a lot.

His father died, and his long-lost mother showed up

and dropped a bomb.

So Rafael cracked...

Maybe we should take a break.

Leaving Jane devastated.

And Petra realized her mom was a psycho

who was pretending to be in a wheelchair to control her.

Just get out now!

On the bright side, Jane was pursuing her dream.

See, Jane wanted to become a romance writer,

so she joined a writers' group led by Amanda Elaine,

and there she met a new friend, Andie.

- Hi. - But then Jane found out

Andie was only there to check her out,

- because she used to date Michael. - Hi.

Pretty dramatic stuff.

Also dramatic,

Jane's mother had fallen in love with her father,

but unfortunately, his mother did not approve.

Oh, and remember our criminal, Roman Zazo?

Well, his twin brother, Aaron, showed up,

only it wasn't Aaron; it was Roman.

I know you know who I am.

So let's dive in.

Ah, yes.

Sex education.

A rite of passage, if you will.

Alas, since Jane went to a Catholic school,

the lesson was rather brief.

Don't do it.

Understand?

Leaving the kids with questions.

Questions that Jane knew she could help answer.

YOUNG Jane: Okay, good.

Now take your flower

and crumple it up.

Now try to make it look new again.

That's what happens when you have sex.

Actually, that's not what happens.

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Trust me, I have four sisters.

I know where everything goes and when and for how long.

But Jane held on to her version,

to what she knew was right,

and she was determined to hold on now.

So you know, it had been exactly

16 hours and 22 minutes

since Rafael had broken up with Jane,

- and in that time, - (elevator bell dings)

Jane had cycled rather quickly

through the seven stages of grief.

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Nothing.

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Jane: He broke up with me, Mom!

Can you believe it?!

- _ - What a piece of...

Please, God, help him realize he made a mistake,

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I'll send our daughter to Catholic school.

- _ - It's my fault.

Why couldn't I just leave it alone?

His father died.

The hotel was his legacy.

And I started to doubt him.

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- _ - (grunts)

I'm tired.

All leading up to...

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This is a mistake.

Or in Jane's case...

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Jane.

We've been having some problems, yes,

but we can fix this.

First of all, what happened last night?

- Nothing. - If you call seeing your mother

for the first time in 27 years nothing.

I don't believe you.

Did I do something?

- No. - Then what?

Because you don't just go from

asking someone to marry you to breaking up.

That doesn't just happen.

I realized that we were too different.

We jumped in, and so much was good,

but long-term... it just wouldn't work.

How do you know?

Because I was constantly disappointing you.

And you were having major doubts, too.

And isn't it better for us to know now, for our baby?

- No, better for the baby is us together. - Not if we're always fighting.

Then we work on it; we don't just give up.

Who's getting excited for a baby shower?!

It's tomorrow; so much to set up!

Which way to the kitchen?

- I'm gonna throw onesies outside. - Over here, you guys.

Okay, come on, I need a picture.

I don't have any pictures with you together.

Luca: Smile!

Ah! You guys are the cutest couple ever.

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Ah, yes, here we are,

- with our other cute couple. - Ow! You're hurting me, Roman!

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Move.

- What is this place? - Everglades.

So don't bother screaming, 'cause no one can hear you.

You should know I killed my brother.

I won't hesitate

to kill you.

Still no answer from Petra.

I told her to act normal around Roman

till the fingerprint results came in.

Look, we have an APB out on his car.

We're gonna find them.

Rogelio: I'm surprised it hasn't been all over the news yet.

I don't like to use the term "triple threat,”

because it suggests that I'm limited to only three skills,

but the fact is, in addition to acting and dancing,

I'm a rather phenomenal singer.

And now, at last,

I have been offered a Las Vegas residency.

Like Britney Spears.

Though mine is only for one night.

Well, congratulations.

And to you, too, Xiomara.

Because I told them I will only do it

if you open for me,

and they agreed.

And they have arranged a photo shoot for us.

You may wonder why Xiomara

isn't jumping for joy.

Well, remember this?

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So she was pretty much wracked with guilt.

Xiomara, why are you not jumping for joy?

I just...

I can't believe you did this for me.

Also in disbelief...

Jane: Am I being practical or brave?

Rafael: Be brave.

- (screams) - Oh!

Oh, God!

Jane?

- Huh? - You know how I'm a little psychic?

I can't agree with that.

Anyway, I'm pretty sure I sensed something wrong

between you and Rafael upstairs.

Dude, you guys okay?

I don't know.

I mean, we've been having problems,

but last night, he just kind of freaked out.

Okay, I don't know if this has anything to do with it,

but I did see him having

a super intense conversation last night.

With who?

A woman, older.

Jane: What time was it at?

7:00, 7:30?

Oh, my God.

Elena Di Nola?

Who's that?

His mother.

This is what must have happened.

It had to do with his mother.

- _ - Something bad must have happened to her,

and now he's pushing you away!

- _ - Don't throw in the towel.

He's pulling away because he's hurt,

but now that you know what's going on, you can fix this.

- _ - Fight for our love, Jane.

Fight for our love.

I will.

Hmm?

I have to talk to Rafael.

Can I come in?

Yeah, yeah, of course.

Why didn't you tell me you saw your mom last night?

Lina saw you with someone,

and I checked the receipts.

I would've been there for you.

I know.