Jane the Virgin

Hi. Remember way back when you first meet Jane Gloriana Villanueva?

Daughter of Xiomara. Gran daughter of Alba.

Back then, Jane was engaged to Detective Michael Cordero,

and across town, Rafael was married to Petra.

But then... zoinks!

Jane was accidentally inseminated

with Rafael's sperm.

So Jane broke up with Michael

and Rafael broke up with Petra.

And guess what? They fell in love.

Until Rafael started spiraling

and broke up with Jane...

which, for the record, he really regrets.

Also full of regrets: Petra.

See, she owns part of Rafael's hotel,

but she doesn't have the one thing she really wants:

- Rafael. - Oh.

I know! Straight out of a telenovela, right?

Well, imagine this: Jane realized her father

was her favorite telenovela star, Rogelio de la Vega.

And he came back into her life...

with a vengeance.

And that's enough recapping.

There's a baby to be born,

so let's get popping.

Here's what you need to know about Villanueva babies...

Come on. Push, Xiomara.

They come late, they come quick,

and they come girl.

Come on.

Ah! Ah!

Push...

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- I need you to push again, Xiomara. - I can't.

Mommy, I'm tired.

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And just like that,

another Villanueva came into the world.

She's perfect.

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I have a name.

Jane.

Jane Gloriana Villanueva.

Mom, relax.

The baby's not due for three weeks.

I'm still only one centimeter dilated,

and there's no movement,

there's no change...

But I'll never forgive myself if I miss it...

You won't.

But if you miss his Vegas show,

Rogelio will never forgive you.

You're his opening act!

And you guys just became friends again.

I know, I know.

Plus, you know, this is really good for your career.

And it's only three days.

Two and a half. And if anything happens... Of course,

I'll call and you'll be on the next flight out.

Okay.

Jane?

Ah...

Ah... A contraction?

Ow, ow! Ow.

- Oh, my God. - Ow...

You're going into labor. Oh, my God,

oh, my God!

Oh...

: I'm sorry...

I hate you.

: I'm sorry.

It was just so easy.

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So how was it for you and Rafael

at the doctor's appointment?

Pretty good, actually.

You know, I'm glad we broke up when we did.

I mean, after the baby

it would have been so much messier.

Which I told him, by the way.

It's not that easy, Luisa.

Jane keeps talking about how glad she is

that I broke up with her when I did.

Because you said that you didn't love her.

She needs to know that's not true.

Does she? Is that fair?

I mean, she's moved on.

Jane? What are you thinking?

Nothing.

Just...

you know, there was a moment

at the doctor's office today.

That, there, looks like hair.

What? You can see hair?

Sometimes.

I was bald. That must come from your side.

I did have a lot of hair.

Wait, like a weird amount?

- No, not a weird... - Come on, if you had

a weird amount, just admit it.

Okay, it was kind of a lot.

For a minute,

it felt like nothing had changed.

It was like before I screwed everything up.

What happened next?

Well, I wanted to take a picture...

Fine, one.

You'll thank me.

The timing could not have been worse.

The timing was perfect, actually.

A reminder: we're better off apart.

You know, there's too much crazy drama in his life.

And Petra is evil.

Of course I don't blame Jane

for not wanting to be around her.

I mean, I don't even want to be around Petra.

Do you even know all the stuff she's done

- since we broke up? - I'm not sure.

I know about the custody play,

the false abuse allegations,

- the covering for... - The point is,

I am finally seeing the light at the end of the tunnel.

And with the influx of cash from the Maracay sale...

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I can actually buy Petra out.

If she'll sell.

I mean, yeah, she wants to be around you

and she clearly wants you back.

And I plan on using that.

Trust me,

I will get her to sell.

Ah, I've hinted at

a playboy past, have I not?

Our Rafael had quite the game.

Okay, well, just be careful.

That woman is the devil in a pretty package.

It is called the Vegas Star Package.

Three complimentary buffet breakfasts

and unlimited spa time.

I already signed myself up

for an energizing, 40-minute body buff.

Sounds very impressive.

As impressive as the city of Las Vegas itself.

It's a cultural mecca.

My driver's waiting.

Where is your mother?

Xiomara! Hurry up, Xiomara!

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Who are you texting?

No one. Just Michael.

It's nothing.

I actually just canceled dinner with him.

So you were having dinner?

As friends, Mom.

Which, for the record,

she tried to believe was true.

Don't you guys have a plane to catch?

Oh, yes. Yes, we do.

Now, if anything happens with the baby...

Yes, any change, uh,

one centimeter more dilated,

or a half a centimeter more dilated...

I will call. I promise.

Don't worry.

Break a leg.

Oy! Oh... Dad.

Okay. Baby.

So I think we should gut the recovery suites.

Just... turn them into something else entirely.

Rafael?

Uh...

Sorry. Uh, could you...

could you just repeat the last part?

I told you he was good at this.

Focus.

Okay?

Look, we need to change the recovery suites.

Because right now, they're...

associated with Rose.

I just wanted to drop off some ideas for the upgrade

to the Recovery SPA.

I agree.

- Let's gut them. - Great.

And let's also get dinner.

- What? - Come on, Petra.

I mean, I can't be the only one that's feeling...

- Not now, Scott. Sorry, uh...

it's Miami-Dade Memorial.

Patient Representative Department again.

What? Is the cancer back?

Did you get another scan? Are you okay?