How to Rock

Uh, that rocked.

Uh, the song rocked.

The 48 texts you got during the song did not rock.

Yeah, it was all, "doo, doo."

You're right. That is annoying.

Okay. From the top.

Wait. Aren't you gonna check your texts?

I don't have to.

They're from my mom.

Her credit card bill came in,

And she is going through the roof.

You're seriously not gonna answer it?

Uh-uh.

- I'll answer it. - No!

Your mom loves me.

Hello, Mrs. Simon.

Yeah, it's...

Okay, well...

I'll handle it.

Ugh.

How many times have I told you.

That credit card is for emergencies only?

But those furry boots were an emergency.

And so was that cute vest.

And the skis, I need for when I learn how to ski.

Well, all I know is, somebody owes me $411.

Ah! But, mom...

Don't "but, mom" me.

I'm sorry, mom.

You're right. I'll fix it.

I know you will, sweet pea.

That's why you're my baby.

I love you, mama.

Let's never do that again.

Ever!

How're you gonna fix it?

I don't know. I need some way to pay her back.

Why don't you just get a job at the mall?

Yeah, we all have jobs.

All of us except for Zander.

Sorry, but I don't work for the man.

I play my ukulele on the street,

And people toss money in my case.

Didn't a dog use your ukulele case for a toilet?

That is how dogs show their appreciation for music.

Well, I guess if you guys all have jobs,

It wouldn't kill me to get one.

There's an opening at Danny mango's.

I could put in a good word for you.

You would do that for me?

Of course I would. We're friends.

Think about how much fun it'll be working together.

Okay, cool.

I'll take that job for...

$50 an hour.

It pays $7.25 an hour.

Eh, $45 an hour, and we've got a deal.

Huh! Kacey Marie Simon!

Fine, I'll do it.

Where did that come from?

Now, remember, after the customer pays you,

You hit total, and then you give them a...

High five!

No, a receipt.

Receipt. Right.

Got it. Let's do this.

A small kiwi colada with protein powder, please.

Coming right up.

Kacey.

Down here.

What are you doing down there?

We have a customer.

That's why I'm down here.

Kacey, you have to interact with the customers.

That's your job.

Oh, good. I don't know you.

Can I get you something today?

Little late, Kacey.

Thank you very much.

Kacey, you really don't have to hide.

Uh, I sort of do.

Imagine if Molly and Grace see me.

I will never live it down.

There is no shame in having a job.

And why do you even care.

What Molly and Grace think of you?

They're not your friends.

You're right.

I know. You're right.

Don't worry. I got your back.

Oh, be right with you.

Kacey.

Can I order a smoothie today?

You've got to be kidding me.

It is so hard getting good service around here, right?

Kacey,

Get back over here and do your job.

And the attitude.

No tip for that one.

thank you, thank you.

Anyone like to donate money to help a struggling musician.

With dreams of greatness and, uh, no current girlfriend?

Thank you. Oh, thank you so...

Coins are good. Bills are better.

Thank you very much.

Move along. Move it.

Hey, Romeo.

You work at the mall?

No, sir, I work for the American dream.

The American dream?

You mean the ice cream shop?

No, sir, I mean the way of life.

Well, there's no collecting money here,

So take your teeny guitar...

And get out!

It is a ukulele, music hater!

It's okay, baby. He didn't mean it.

I'll go.

Stay put.

I know you don't love your uniform, but trust me,

It could be way worse.

What could be worse?

Behold! The human hamburger.

Okay, that's worse.

Have no fear. Super slice is here!

That's way worse.

You look dazzling.

Dazzling... And greasy.

Well, I hate to split,

But these coupons for pizza Pete's.

Aren't gonna give themselves out.

Neither are these for brodsky's burgers.

Bye-bye.

- Uh-oh, perf alert.

You can do this.

What makes you so sure?

Because we're in it together.

Come on.

Kacey Simon?

Is it my birthday?

Because seeing you here.

Is the greatest present anyone could give me.

Molly, I didn't know it was your birthday.

Welcome to Danny mango's.

The sign says you won't rest.

Until the customer is 100% satisfied.

That's what it says.

Great, then I'll have the mango explosion,

Only instead of mango, I'll have strawberry.

And instead of lemonade, I'll have coconut.

And instead of lime sherbet, I'll have...

16 pomegranate seeds.