Out Cold

AHH!

GEARY AND CANNALD.

CANNALD AND GEARY.

THE RAIL IS SAGGIN', OK?

ERNIE, ARE YOU THERE?

MRS. CHELNICK.

LOOKS LIKE ABOUT A POUND AND HALF HERE, MRS. HOLLANDER.

OH, I DON'T THINK THAT'LL BE ENOUGH, DAVE.

WELL, IT ALWAYS BLOWS UP A LITTLE WHEN YOU GRIND IT.

UH, WELL, I GUESS YOU KNOW BEST.

HEY, YOU'RE PAYING FOR THAT ICE CREAM BAR.

AH, THAT'S RIGHT. GIVE IT TO HIM.

GIVE HIM TIME OFF FOR COLLEGE.

15, MRS. CHELNICK.

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT BOY'S GONNA DO FOR YOU?

HE'S GONNA OPEN A BUTCHER'S DOWN THE STREET. PUT YOU OUT OF BUSINESS.

HAVE I EVER DISAPPOINTED YOU BEFORE?

AND I'M NOT GOING TO START NOW.

BUT YOU COME BY TOMORROW YOURSELF, OK?

I WILL, ERNIE.

I MISS SEEIN' THAT LOVELY FACE.

HUH?

YOU TOO, DARLING.

BYE-BYE.

MRS. HOLLANDER, HOW ARE YOU?

I WAS ON THE PHONE. I COULDN'T SAY HELLO BEFORE.

I WAVED. YOU DIDN'T SEE.

HOW COULD I MISS YOU, DARLING?

KNOCK IT OFF, ERNIE.

I'VE GOT NO TIME FOR ROMANCE.

YOU SEE THE SIGN?

YEAH. I MADE YOUR VENISON LAST YEAR. NOBODY LIKED IT.

IT TASTED STRONG AND STRINGY.

I DON'T KNOW, IT'S JUST NOT FOR US.

FIRST TIME I BROUGHT A DEER HOME,

MY WIFE BOUGHT A FRENCH COOKBOOK.

SHE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE NOISETTE DE VENAISON.

THERE YOU ARE.

THE SINGLE MOST TENDER PIECE OF MEAT

YOU'LL EVER PUT IN YOUR MOUTH.

ANYTHING ELSE TODAY?

NOT NOW, DAVE.

THAT'LL BE, UH, $23.71.

JUST CHARGE IT.

LET ME HELP YOU, MRS. HOLLANDER.

I CAN HANDLE IT. UH, THE CAR'S JUST OUTSIDE.

OH, YEAH? WHAT ARE YOU DRIVIN' THESE DAYS?

BESIDES ME CRAZY.

OH, COME ON.

WHOA.

VERY NICE.

$20 SAYS I CAN SCORE WITH HER.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

THERE SHOULD BE $400, $410 MAYBE.

$100, $200, $220, $240, $260, $280.

$300, $320, $340, $360, $380.

EVERY WOMAN COMES INTO THE STORE,

YOU THINK IS IN LOVE WITH YOU.

BROADS DIG ME. WHAT CAN I DO?

OBVIOUSLY A PROBLEM YOU DON'T HAVE.

I'M BUSY!

ERNIE?

HEY!

ERNIE!

HELP!

I'M FREEZING.

I'M GOING TO DIE. PLEASE HELP.

HELP!

DAVE, ARE YOU OK?

I WAS OVER AT THE REGISTER. I LOOKED DOWN, I SEE THIS.

THEN I HEAR SOMETHIN'. I SAID, NO!

I OPENED THE DOOR. YOU'RE IN THERE! CHRIST!

THANK GOD YOU'RE STILL HERE.

WE'VE GOT TO GET THAT DOOR FIXED.

DAVE, HEY. HERE.

THERE. LOOK. SEE? IT'S FIXED.

I COULD HAVE DIED IN THERE!

HERE. HERE. COME HERE.

HERE. I WANT YOU TO SIT DOWN HERE.

THERE YOU GO.

NOW, I WANT YOU TO TELL ME IF YOU FEEL UP TO DOIN' THE DELIVERIES TONIGHT.

BECAUSE IF NOT,

WHAT THE HELL, LET THEM ALL WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW, HUH.

HUH?

YOU'RE NOT JUST SAYING THAT?

NO. WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO SELL THE HOUSE IN A FEW WEEKS.

THE MARKET IS IMPROVING ALL THE TIME.

AND WE CAN GET THAT PRICE?

WE'LL DO OUR BEST.

THIS IS A VERY DESIRABLE LOT OF PROPERTY.

IS IT?

HMM.

WHAT'S THAT?

WHAT?

COME ON. GET UP. IT'S MY HUSBAND.

OH, SHIT.

OH, JESUS CHRIST.

COME ON.

I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE DIVORCED.

LET'S GO!

HEY, SUNNY. YOU HOME?

HIDE IN THE CLOSET.

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.

CUT THE SHIT, AND GET IN THE CLOSET.

I'M NOT GETTING INTO THE CLOSET. WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY?

ANYBODY HERE?

HE'S COMING. HURRY, UNDER THE BED.

I'LL BE...

HEY, SUNNY.

...RIGHT OUT.

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' IN THE BEDROOM

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE AFTERNOON?

I HAD A HEADACHE. I WAS TAKING A NAP.

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HOME SO EARLY?

I GOTTA TAKE A SHOWER.

SO, WHAT'S NEW AT THE STORE?

WHAT DO MEAN, WHAT'S NEW AT THE STORE?

WHAT WOULD BE NEW AT THE STORE?

NOTHING'S NEW AT THE STORE. SAME OLD SHIT.

HOW'S BUSINESS?

WHAT?

I SAID, HOW IS BUSINESS?

BUSINESS STINKS.

GO. GO.

WHAT?

WHAT'D YOU SAY?

I SAID, I WAS TALKING TO DAVE,

AND DAVE SAID THAT BUSINESS WAS PICKING UP.

WHAT DOES THAT ASSHOLE KNOW? GIVE ME THAT TOWEL.

THE BEST THING HE COULD DO IS DIE,

AND HAVE THE TERM INSURANCE KICK IN.

I'D MOURN HIM IN VEGAS.

HOW COME YOU WERE TALKIN' TO DAVE?

I CALLED LOOKING FOR YOU.

YOU WEREN'T THERE.

YOU'RE NEVER THERE ANYMORE.

WHERE THE HELL DO YOU SPEND YOUR TIME?

I GOT A LOT OF BUSINESS INVESTMENTS.

I CAN'T MAKE A LIVIN' FROM THE STORE ALONE.

I'M TRYING TO MAKE A LIVIN' FOR US.

BUT IF YOU'RE ALWAYS PRESSURIN' ME, ASKIN' ME WHERE I AM...

WELL, JUST FORGET IT. I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

WHAT I DO IS MY BUSINESS.

I'M NOT HURTIN' YOU BY DOIN' WHAT I'M DOIN'.

IF I WANT TO GO TO THE TRACK,

IF I WANT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME...

SO DON'T ASK ME WHAT I'M DOIN'.

I DON'T LIKE IT, YOU UNDERSTAND?

OH, FINE. HE DOESN'T LIKE IT.

LEAVE ME ALONE, SUNNY.

GIVE ME SOME MONEY, AND I WILL.

GET OUT OF MY WAY.

WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT MONEY, ERNIE.

WOULD YOU GET OFF MY FUCKIN' BACK?

OH, NOW I'M ON YOUR BACK?

BUT WHEN I NEED MONEY, WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO GO?

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, HUH?

YOU LEAVE ME HERE. YOU GO OUT WITH BROADS.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE DOING!

WILL YOU STOP FOLLOWIN' ME AROUND? WOULD YOU JUST STOP IT?

LET ME ALONE. YOU'RE GETTIN' ME PISSED OFF.

BUSINESS STINKS, HUH? LOOK AT ALL THIS MONEY.

GIVE ME THAT.

DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH MY WALLET AGAIN! YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

BITCH!

JESUS.

I'VE BEEN HEARING STORIES LIKE THIS FOR 8 YEARS, MRS. CANNALD.

AND BELIEVE ME,

I'M NOT ASHAMED TO TELL YOU THEY STILL BREAK MY HEART.

HERE. I WANT YOU TO DRINK THIS.

I'M GONNA HAVE ONE WITH YOU.

WHAT IS IT?

JIM BEAM. IT'S OK. JUST--JUST DRINK IT.

THERE. YOU FEEL A LITTLE BETTER NOW?

YEAH.

THANK YOU.

I ASSUME YOU ARE PREPARED TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS THEN?