Robot Chicken

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

IT'S ALIVE!

GREETINGS.

YOU KNOW, FREEDOM OF SPEECH

IS THE MOST VALUABLE RIGHT OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.

AND SO, TO HONOR OUR FIRST AMENDMENT,

I WILL NOW FART THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.

I RECOMMEND YOU VIDEOTAPE THIS MOMENT

AND WATCH IT AGAIN ON THE FOURTH OF JULY.

HA HA HA! OOPS!

I JUST CRAPPED MYSELF. HA HA!

STAY IN SCHOOL, KIDS.

WHOO-HOO!

WHOO-HOO!

- WELL, IT'S YOUR BABY, DOUGLAS!

AAH!

OK. THIS IS GONNA HURT...

A LOT.

EXPERIENCING A TWIST ENDING

AT THE END OF A MOVIE CAN BE FUN.

YOU CAN GET IN ON THAT FUN

WITHOUT HAVING TO SIT THROUGH ALL THAT HOLLYWOOD CRAP.

ENJOY.

ARE WE STILL GOING TO DO IT?

- TURN TO THE DARK SIDE AND JOIN ME.

I'LL NEVER JOIN YOU!

YOU KILLED MY FATHER!

- NO, LUKE. I AM YOUR FATHER.

THAT'S NOT TRUE!

THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

- AND PRINCESS LEIA IS YOUR SISTER.

THAT'S NOT TRUE!

THAT'S...IMPROBABLE.

- AND THE EMPIRE WILL BE DEFEATED BY EWOKS.

THAT'S...

VERY UNLIKELY.

AND AS A CHILD,

I BUILT C-3PO.

HUH?

AND THE FORCE?

WELL, THAT'S JUST MICROSCOPIC BACTERIA IN YOUR BLOODSTREAM

CALLED MIDICHLORIANS.

- LOOK, IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY,

I'M OUT.

OH, MY GOD!

ANGELA'S THE KILLER, AND SHE WAS REALLY A BOY!

OH, MY GOD!

SOMEBODY REMEMBERED THIS MOVIE

AND WROTE A COMEDY SKETCH ABOUT IT!

IS ANYONE THERE?

I COME FROM A VILLAGE WHERE WE THINK IT'S 1886.

I'VE BROKEN OUR TABOO ABOUT ENTERING THE FOREST

TO FIND MEDICINE FOR MY FIANCE.

HELLO?

THAT--THAT WAS A REALLY WEAK TWIST.

YEAH. SORRY ABOUT THAT, FOLKS.

WASN'T THAT GREAT?

AND AS AN ADDED TWIST,

I'M JUST 3 DUCKS IN A MAN COSTUME.

GOOD NIGHT, FOLKS.

OH, THAT WAS CLOSE.

SHE'S GONNA DO IT.

PREVIOUSLY ON "TEEN TITANS"...

- WE WERE CLEARLY OUTMATCHED, TEAM,

SO I'VE ADDED TWO NEW TEAM MEMBERS.

- UH, HUH HUH HUH HUH. - HUH HUH HUH. YEAH!

HUH HUH HUH. YEAH!

BATMAN!

HUH HUH HUH. BATMAN.

NICE BELT.

YEAH! HA HA.

HAVE YOU TWO GONE OVER THE NEW MISSION SPECS YET?

HUH HUH. UH, NO.

- BUT YOUR ASSIGNMENT IS IN THERE.

HUH HUH HUH! ASS-IGNMENT.

- LISTEN, GUYS. AREN'T YOU SERIOUS ABOUT BEING TITANS?

UH, NO.

- WE CAN'T DEFEAT THIS CREATURE BY TRADITIONAL MEANS,

SO CYBORG WHIPPED UP THESE NUCLEAR-POWERED BATTLE SUITS FOR US.

- IF WAS THAT BEAST DUDE, I'D BE A MONKEY,

AND I'D WHIP MY OWN CRAP AT PEOPLE.

HUH HUH HUH. YEAH.

WHEN HE'S A DOG, I BET HE LICKS HIS OWN NUT SACK.

- HUH HUH HUH! THAT WOULD RULE.

BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD,

DO YOU TWO HAVE ANYTHING TO CONTRIBUTE?

UH, YEAH.

I HAVE, LIKE, A QUESTION OR SOMETHING.

THAT CHICK HAS ORANGE BOOBS.

YEAH. HUH HUH HUH!

GRRRR!

HA HA HA!

YOU GUYS NEED TO APOLOGIZE

TO STARFIRE RIGHT NOW.

- THAT CHICK'S JUST MAD BECAUSE, LIKE,

GOTH MUSIC SUCKS.

HUH HUH HUH.

HUH HUH HUH!

THE PROXIMITY ALARM!

INTO YOUR BATTLE SUITS, EVERYBODY.

YOU TWO, COME WITH ME.

OUR SUITS ARE POWERED BY THIS NUCLEAR GENERATOR,

BUT IT WILL ONLY WORK FOR A SHORT TIME.

YOU NEED TO WAIT FOR MY SIGNAL,

THEN FLIP THE SWITCH TO TURN IT ON.

GOT IT?

GOT IT?

GOOD! DON'T WORRY. WE'LL WIN THIS BATTLE.

WE'RE THE TEEN TITANS.

- I'M HUNGRY. - YEAH.