Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

Ello, ello, ello?

Oh, is that the police?

We've got someone here you might be interested in.

Mm-hm!

I think we've just foiled a robbery!

Feathers McGraw, you have been found guilty of the attempted robbery

of the Blue Diamond.

If not for the actions of two upstanding citizens,

you would have succeeded in your wicked plan.

Therefore, it is the decision of this court that, for the rest of

your natural life, you be removed to a high-security institution.

There's no escape from here.

So don't even think about it.

Get me up, Gromit!

Another great day of inventing beckons!

Ha-ha!

Oh-ho!

Oh, top dog!

Here we go-o-o-o!

Wahey!

Oh, lovely!

Ooh! Tickles!

Oh, oh!

Ooh!

Wahey!

Wa-a-a-hey!

We-e-eee!

Woohoo!

Ooh...!

Hoo-hoo!

Huh? Oh.

Oh!

Ah!

Hit it, Gromit!

Wahe-e-eey!

DING!

Ugh!

Morning, Gromit!

Oh!

How's my favourite pooch, hmm?

Oh, you do look after me, lad.

Oh, very interesting...

Oh, I must say...

Mm.

Oh, yes...

Mm. Hmm.

Mm!

Mm... Mm!

Cracking toast, Gromit.

Oh, dear. More bills?

Inventing doesn't come cheap, does it?

Maybe I'm just making too many gadgets.

Oh, don't worry, lad.

We'll think of something.

You look like you need a good pat.

Come here!

That's it, lad!

My new Pat-O-Matic will oblige.

BEEP!

And if you think that's progress, wait till you see

the next thing I'm working on!

Hmm!

Ooh!

Ha, ha.. Oh...

Ooh...!

Look out, lad! Coming through!

Phew!

Don't think I haven't noticed, Gromit.

You spend ages toiling away in this garden.

Well, no more!

THUD! THUD!

He-hey!

This is my latest invention - a smart gnome.

Hi!

I'm your Nifty Odd-Jobbing Robot.

Call me NORBOT!

Norbot, meet Gromit.

Pleased to meet you, Master Gromit!

He's very friendly.

Oh, steady on, Norbot!

Well, go on, chuck.

Why don't you put him through his little paces?

He's voice-activated.

Ha-ha! Bit shy, are we?

All right.

Norbot, make Gromit's garden neat and tidy.

Neat and tidy!

Yes, Mr Wallace!

I've pre-programmed him for you, lad.

He's watched every episode of DIY Garden Squad there is.

Only two hours to go, and they still haven't got the patio down!

Just watch him do all those tedious gardening tasks.

Chop, chop, chop!

Mowing!

Oh, ho-ho! Wahey!

More mowing!

Don't forget the edges.

Strimmer!

Careful, lad.

Pointlessly blowing leaves around!

Oh, whoops-a-daisy.

Hedge trim!

Last bit of mowing!

Neat and tidy!

Oh... Oh!

Oh, he's a little treasure, that one.

Amazing job.

And very convenient.

Well, well.

Looks like you've "made the cut”, Norbot.

Better take a bow.

Bowing!

Bowing again! Where did you get him from? Thank you!

Well, actually, I made him myself.

What fun! Is he for hire?

Is he for hire? Ha-ha...

Oh...

Come on, I need your help.

Not you, lad. Norbot.

Yes, Mr Wallace.

How may I assist?

Come along, Norbot, lad. We've got work to do.

Righto, Mr Wallace.

It's a crime. That's what it is, a crime!

That you and I can't be together.

Mwah!

Not yet, my sweetness.

Soon, though.

Oh...! Eh?

Got a mo’', Chief? Wha...?

I've just finished my investigation into that missing bike saddle.

I've got witness interviews, crime scene reports, full forensics.

Mukherjee...

AND I checked the National Bike Saddle database.

There isn't one, apparently.

Mukherjee! Chief?

Oh...

How long have you been with us now?

Since 9am this morning, Chief.

Well, you can forget what you've learned at training college.

Because at the end of the day, there's just one thing that matters

in this job - a copper's gut.

Copper's gut, sir? Instinct!

The important stuff's not up here.

It's down here.

Yeah, I've got quite a copper's gut meself, actually.

Oh, I can see that, Chief.

I mean, I, uh...

I didn't mean I can see...

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Oh! Is that Feathers McGraw?

Oh, what?! Where?!

Oh, that.

Well, there you go - a copper's gut.

He stole the Blue Diamond, right?

Oh, he tried.

But he couldn't escape the long arm of the law.

Oh, yes, I played my part.

Ello, ello, ello?

Oh, is that the police?

The Blue Diamond ended up back in the museum vault.

I locked it up meself, well out of harm's way.

Oh, I'd love to crack a case like that.

You must be dead proud, Chief.

It's not...it's not about pride, Mukherjee.

It's about duty.

Which is why I've accepted one last task

before I hang up me truncheon.

Oh?

The new Blue Diamond exhibition.

The diamond's going back on display?

Oh, aye.

I've designed all the security arrangements meself.

Foolproof.

Yeah!

Well, not unless Feathers cuts a hole in that skylight.

Skylight?

Or he removes the back plate off the air con.

Air what?

Oh! Actually, he could just get in through the gift shop.

There's a gift shop?!

Look, Feathers isn't going to get in, is he?

He's safely banged up in the zoo.

Literally doing bird.

Now, I've got a grand opening to prepare for.

So get out there on the beat. Burn some shoe leather.

Yes!

Ahem. I mean, yes...sir.

Hrmph!