Big Love

Sorry-- traffic.

That's okay. You look great.

Thank you.

I thought they were outstanding.

Really?

Well, I've just never seen that sort of thing before.

It's sweet of you to say so.

- oh! - oh, are you all right?

- I just broke my shoe. - oh.

They were my best pair.

Oh, snow cones.

I'd love cherry, please.

We could get them fixed.

Who cares? Just shoes.

I'm walking on air anyway.

Here you go.

Thank you.

You know, sometimes your eyes are green

and sometimes they're blue.

This is very... cooling.

Oh!

Go.

- So what do you think? - Look at this!

I like the idea of a boat,

but what exactly are we going to do with it?

Do you even know how to drive it?

What's this do?

- Dad, where are the brakes? - It doesn't have brakes, honey.

Well then, how do you make it stop?

Well, you drop the anchor.

I love it.

Where are we going to take it, the lake?

- sure. - ugh, no.

The lake stinks to high heaven

With swarms of brine flies.

How do we move it?

Gee, I guess we're gonna have to get a trailer hitch for the car.

And then you drive it?

Honey, this on the interstate?

Well, it is big.

So what do you say? Let's celebrate.

Okay.

What exactly are we celebrating?

Good enough.

- Ice cream all around. - Yay, ice cream.

- Chocolate, yay! - Did you hear that? Ice cream!

- Yeah! - Yeah!

We're delighted to have her.

We have a son at The Y and a daughter at The U.

And our oldest son is away on a mission, so...

Ground rules-- no questions

About the open abuse investigation against Juniper Creek.

And Rhonda has prepared a statement

urging all other girls married off into a...

historical tragedy like polygamy

to find hope in her example.

Rhonda is a very brave girl.

Should I bring out more snack mix?

Mom?

So, start by telling me

the story of how you escaped.

- Were you frightened? - Oh yes.

Very.

Are you afraid they'll find you?

Now that I'm here, I feel safe.

I think this'll come out the day after tomorrow.

Oh, and Tuttle is T-U-T-T...

Please coordinate through me.

I'm handling all of Rhonda's press.

I knew it was a bad idea to bring her here.

I didn't know this was going to happen, Sarah.

I don't trust her for a second.

She's horrible.

Hi.

Are we still doing your hair?

What was that all about?

They're doing a story about my plight.

- Who's they? - I don't know.

Did you say anything about me or my family?

The story is about me, Sarah.

Did my parents arrange this?

- I don't know. - She cannot stay here.

Yes, I am staying.

Aunt Laura and uncle Chuck are getting custody.

What?

Run two sets of numbers folding Weber Gaming medical plan

into Home Plus, or a separate PPO.

Same with retirement. Do we want to fold it in

or run it under Jaden Corp or what?

I sat down with the manager Larry.

He's a nice guy.

He said there's 18 full-time employees

and another six seasonal part-time.

Video poker is seasonal?

I ordered this for you.

Abraham Lincoln?

He tried to hold things together in a time of great change.

He never forgot that he was an imperfect human being.

And he knew he couldn't do it alone.

Weber Gaming's a big move for us.

You can't ask me to embrace it without caution.

I understand.

I appreciate this, Bill.

You know what I like about him?

He's such a real person, you know?

Like a regular guy.

I like that.

So, yes, I think I'm doing everything right with him...

- Mmm-hm. - ...Except no bingo.

But when he says my name his eyes go, "Shhh."

He can't control that. So that's good.

Maybe he's just being old-fashioned, taking it slow.

Oh, it's fun just fooling around with him.

Yeah, you shouldn't fool around with him too much.

That wouldn't be right.

- You might hurt him. - Oh no, Margene.

Of course. Of course I don't want to hurt him.

So what are your intentions then?

I mean, what do you want from him in the long run?

I guess I don't know yet.

Sorry.

You know what?

I was thinking of doing something selfish and decadent tomorrow.

Would you like to come with me?

You and me?

Mmm-hm. You're my best friend in Utah.

Really?

I like you too, Ana.

I do.

I probably can't.

Another time maybe?

You know what? tomorrow could work.

- Really? - Yup.

- Great. - Great.

My third wife Joyce was tough.

When I finally told her the score, I was taking my ring off

she called me a lech, and an a-hole.

Took weeks to reestablish trust.

I mean to really trust her again.

Taking off the ring is problematic.

It suggests we're cheating or it's all about sex.

Mmm-hm.

Well, what's done is done. It just happened.

Don't beat yourself up. There's no road map.

I know, I know. It's just...

I was a happy guy. I still am.

Barb, Nicki, Margene, the kids.

I had everything I need to walk a righteous path and then I meet Ana.

Finally get a handle on three and bam!

Holy spirit sucker punch.

Well, they say four is a good number.

- The odd numbers are tough. - Yeah, with three...

you get a lot of that two against one.

- Oh yeah. - Is everyone else onboard?

I haven't even discussed it yet.

I mean, Nicki, she grew up with the principle.

And I think Barb would love her.

But Margene...

New wife is always hardest on the last wife.

- Uh-huh. - You know, I just...

I'm worried she's going to take it personally, you know?

Like she's lacking.

Remind her that earthly increase

is the due of every righteous man,

as is eternal increase on resurrection.

Just maintain the appropriate physical boundaries.

- You feel that? - Yeah.

So what do you want to do tomorrow night?

Um, I don't know.

- You feel that? - Mmm.

We should get downstairs.

I could do this forever.

I love you.

Coming.

- Hello, darling. - Hello.

Oh, Jesus, it's so hot. Come in.

Oh, thank you.

You grew up here in Utah, here in the city?

No, a few hours south.

St. George?

Close.

Hey, what's this?

Those are me with my patients.

I was dental hygienist back in Belgrade,

of which I was proud.

Oh, apartment has no air conditioning.

I could run out and get us a fan and be back in 15 minutes.

No, dinner is ready.

I boiled meat all day long. What a disaster.

Do you like dental hygiene?

Yes. Sit.

I thought I could practice here, but it's not so easy.

I have to pass four exams, and with my English, well...

but they say I can keep testing until I pass.

You will.

Thank you.

And now, let's eat.

Heavenly father, thank you for this wonderful warm day

and this delicious food.

Bless it to our use and bless Ana.