House of Lies

Previously on House of lies:

I'm out. I'm gonna start my own shop.

Is that Marty on the line?

Remind him that I own his ass.

I own your ass, motherfucker!

I got into an altercation with the cops.

I'm moving forward. I'm happy.

I wish you could move forward, too.

Are you sure that you're okay with him living with Monica?

I mean, she fine, but cuckoo crazy.

Oh, God.

You put together six months of sobriety,

and I'll vanish.

Roscoe: Dad, I've been thinking.

I'd like to move back home.

You gonna move back in with me?

Clyde hit on you?

If anything, I would've thought there was something

going on between you and Marty.

So, what does this mean? It means, as far as I'm concerned,

my marriage is over.

Tamara: Mmm, good morning.

I see you, um, broke out some new moves in there.

Very nice. You've been married ten years, girl.

Everything's a new move to you.

You shouldn't have been avoiding me in "b" school.

Oh, I wasn't-- there was actually a time when I was...

I was gonna give you some.

When? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Before you started fucking the antichrist. No.

You were way into Kevin back then.

You were all in love and shit.

Marty: Yeah. Hey, listen.

Um, I want you to meet Roscoe.

He's-he's moving back in today.

And I'm always so... I'm not...

I'm trying to be a little more... I understand.

You know what I mean? I just think I need

a little bit of time to think about that.

I'm not sure I'm ready for you to meet my kids.

Kevin's in town.

Oh. That could....

That could be a mess, I mean...

Oh, no, I get it.

You sure? Yeah, I get it.

I'm gonna go find my panties.

: I want you to meet Roscoe.

Shut the fuck up.

Barry, hey.

Yeah, how's it going?

Look, thanks for getting back to me on a Sunday.

Yeah, uh, the message was cryptic, I know.

Here's the thing, man.

I am going out on my own.

Yes.

Yeah, I know. I-I want you to move all my assets.

I know it's a big investment. That's...

(Wind chimes tinkling, dog barking)

L-Larry, hold on. Hold on.

I got to call you back, man.

Fuck.

You're really getting the hang of this.

Do not patronize me.

I'm not.

I mean it.

You've been really great with Roscoe.

I mean, it's great. It's surprising. Who knew?

I know.

Keep it up, mo, okay?

He really needs this.

The magnanimous winner.

That's what this is, right?

Let's not forget that he was here because

you fucked up.

He came running to me.

Monica, let's not kid ourselves, all right?

We always knew this was just a detour.

And I can't compete with a police beat-down to guilt him

into staying, can I?

Roscoe feels like he has to move back.

This is pity, Marty.

Flash the applause sign.

What do you think you have?

I don't know. It's proof.

This is just... (Scoffs)

It's theater, Monica.

It's fake.

Ah.

: That's...

That's beautiful.

You want to fuck my shit up?

I will fuck yours up, too.

Come on, Roscoe. Let's go, buddy.

Roscoe: I'm coming. Hey, baby.

I made your favorite.

Here you go. Thank you.

Oh, my God, you are getting so good

at the eyeliner.

It's all in the wrist.

Monica: When your dad

messes up again, you can come back here, okay?

Marty: Really?

Seriously, Monica, you want to do this right now?

Guys... It's fine, Tessa.

Same old shit.

It's not scarring at all.

: Okay.

I love you, mom.

I love you, too.

Marty: Come on, let's go, buddy.

You okay, babe?

Fuck.

Marty: ...Hurt so much.

Tamara: Ooh. You didn't?

Marty (Chuckling): No. Tamara: Well, see...

Fire in the hole. Carlson's here.

Oh, yeah, I know that.

He's been blowing up my e-mail all weekend.

Yeah, at 3:00 in the goddamn morning.

Can you please tell me again why we're even putting up

with this add asperger-hole?

This has... Is a Facebook deal of Vegas.

You've got to put your name and stank on this, Marty.

Come on. Uh...

Is that a marmoset?

Doug: Uh...

Marty, meet ferret Marty.

He-he's...

A cute little guy, huh?

Carlson: So...

Who approved this, uh,

phonics for business school shit

you call an offer?

The international language is whack.

You approved it, Mr. Carlson.

During our six-hour conference call last week, sir.

Marty, Marty... go potty.

You know what? I'm getting a little sick and tired...

Watch this.

Go ahead. Go, go, go. (Gasps) Oh.

Jeannie: Oh, this Marty

does tricks.

Good boy, Marty.

Oh.

Oh.

Good boy.

Oh, Marty knows shit when he smells it.

Come here, Marty.

Come on, Marty. Good boy, Marty.

Good boy.

Look, I want that shit structured like a deal

I did a few months ago,

so call my office, get the particulars

on my Dubai deal.

No problem. We'll have Jeannie and Tamara work on it this week.

Listen, why can't you work on it, Marty?

I've been subpoenaed to be deposed in Nebraska

this week.

Uh, the p&g telecom subcontractor case?

You might have seen it on the news.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I know.

Some guy fell off a cell tower,

and he's trying to hold p&g liable.

It's corporate rape.

Look, I don't give a shit

about some Mickey mouse subpoena, Marty.

Don't offend me.

You stay.

It's my legal obligation.

It's your choice.

Or it's

my legal obligation.

Or it's your choice.

Mmm. Uh, this is...

Mmm. It is...

: So...

Well, we leave in about an hour,

so, uh, how about I just call you when we land?

Yeah, you, too.

All right, bye, lover.

Okay. What?

What what?

What what? Yeah.

The Sarah thing you do.

Every time I talk about Sarah, or talk to Sarah,

you do a thing. What thing? What are you talking about?

I was sitting here. I just saw it, just then as I was walking past.

You went, "aah!" That. That thing. That's what I do?

This... Aah! Yes. You just did it then before.

I've never in my life done that. You've been doing it for weeks.

In my entire life, I've never done that.

You have been doing it for weeks, and I'm sick of it.

Oh, my... No, I'm not. You have. No.

What you are right now, honestly, is insanely sensitive.

Say, Jeannie, could you please tell Clyde

that I'm-I'm not talking to him anymore?

Oh, thank you for that gift. I hate when you talk.

Jeannie: Clyde, Clyde, please just

apologize to Doug for whatever, being a dick,

so we can focus on more important things,