My Name Is Baghdad (Meu Nome é Bagdá)

My Name is Baghdad

FUCK OFF

Sick!

Ah, dude!

Go fuck yourself.

Worthy of a toilet paper.

Asshole.

I'm gonna record it.

Go, go.

Go, dude.

Doing a flip just for fun.

Hey!

That doesn't look pro to me.

Did you see that?

I did it nicely.

Big flip. I did it nicely.

Already doing a big flip like that.

I'm not playing anymore. Start from the bottom, dude.

That's it!

Give me the lighter.

Check this guy out. Shut up.

Come on, idiot.

What, I can’t smile?

You look like the Joker, but of course you can.

Happiness is in the air, man.

Ah, I see. You’re in love, huh, dude?

Come on dude, a hot chick like that.

Even I would.

Pay attention, Deco.

He’s your friend, you pay attention.

You guys are awful.

You don’t even know her and the first thing you say is that’s she’s hot.

She probably does a lot of cool things

that you don’t even know about,

and you just say that she’s hot. Is that all?

Are you jealous? Jealous?

Relax, Baghdad.

It was just a compliment. What compliment?

You treat her like a piece of meat, and you think that’s ok?

Don’t be mad, Baghdad.

You know that you’re my muse.

Baghdad.

My bad.

Fuck off.

Sorry about the muse thing.

I meant that you’re charming.

I don’t want to talk to you, Clever.

Let me help you with that flip.

I don’t need your help. Let me help!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Help mommy.

Sir, my mom can’t pick up the phone because

she was abducted.

There’s an alien invasion here.

My sisters are being abducted too! I’m the youngest,

I really need... Sir, help me.

To, to, to...

Mommy’s helper. And destroyer of mommy’s phone.

Now, everyone...

What are we gonna do? Get changed to go to grandma’s.

Energy, youth! Let’s go!

I'm not going.

If you’re all not ready in five minutes,

What’s gonna happen? Nothing.

One week without…?

Food. Internet.

Go, Bag! Get up.

Blackmailing works.

I'm ready!

No, you’re not. Yes, I am.

You're not.

Here, Baghdad, your style.

Once in your life you’ll wear... That’s ridiculous.

a dress for grandma.

A dress for your grandma, you’re capable of doing it. Let’s go.

What the hell, mom?

You’re kidding me! I won’t wear it.

It’s hideous.

Mom, this doesn’t look like me!

That's not the point. Dress up to visit grandma.

I don't want, I feel selfconscious.

It's been a long time since you last saw grandma.

For God's sake.

I don’t want these ugly clothes. I'm here!

Big ass!

Bia! You have a big ass.

I don't! Yes, you do.

What can I do if I have a little booty.

Little booty? That’s a big ass!

Stop it.

Vetoed.

Look at that skirt! Your legs will freeze.

Look at your skirt, Micheline. It's a decent skirt.

You're jealous.

Come on, just put the clothes on. No way!

She's supposed to put the clothes on and she takes it off.

Mom, that’s beautiful. Look at it. Beautiful for your taste.

Look! Let's go.

Mom, no! Stop it.

I'm ready.

I'm ready.

Me too.

My God, Bia.

Grandma's house.

Honestly.

Grandma will be surprised.

Grandma’s is cancelled.

Grandma’s is cancelled. We know you didn’t want to go either.

Everybody jump on mom.

First you, Josi!

Come on, come on.

My name is Zé Pereira and back home I'm called Arthur’s Zé.

I was born in Alagoas, on Murungu’s Farm.

I'm the grandson of Antonio Pereira and the son of Arthur.

Pose, pose.

She leaves us here in the closeup.

Statue.

Gladys, honey, whip something up for us, please?

Just a minute, girls. I have an idea, hang on.

My little nuisances.

I'm starving.

Come on, girls. Come help auntie.

Bia, I'll put it here, ok?

Take the lettuce and prepare it. What color is this, whose is that? Oh my God.

Did you enjoy it? It’s delicious.

It’s great.

That’s good.

Mine has a bite taken out of it, who did that?

It was an alien that came here.

Yeah, Bia, an alien came here last week.

Really?

If you spend more time with auntie Gladys you’d see the alien.

Let her come more often, Micheline.

I feel lonely here.

Will you help me with the clients, Bia? I will.

Tell me more about Mars.

Mars is the fourth planet from the sun.

It’s considered the red planet because of its color.

It has two moons, a lot of craters, and of course, Aliens.

And there are aliens only on Mars and no other planet?

No, we also have them here on Earth.

Sit down, auntie. Make me pretty like you.

That’ll be hard. Just joking.

Butter me up, just to put me down.

It’s easy. You’re gorgeous.

You are, I don’t have to do anything.

Hey Gladys!

Ignore it.

Psst.

Psst, Gladys. Hey!

He just wants some gum and makes such a scene, you'll see.

Grab me a cachaça, will ya?

Now what?

Go, Baghdad. Just go, ignore it.

Amazing.

Do it again.

Break it.

It won't break.

I broke a TV here once.

Hey.

Watch it.

Idiot.

I’m here for the destruction.

What’s this?

Deco.

Ouch! Are you hurt?

No. Stand up.

I'm not hurt.

I saw this and became emotional.

So you fell on purpose.

I fell on purpose to get closer. Cool!

Where’s the thing you threw?

Wow.

Where’s the remote? It's here.

Look at this.

It’s one of those rich girl's bags.

What do you think?

I’ll be very fancy.

Come on, Deco.

Little miss priss.

I’m rich, I have a thousand bucks to spare.

You’ll be more feminine.

Where did you find this?

I bought it in a fancy store to match your style.

Asshole.

What about a bun?

Vintage.

For God’s sake, again?

Sit down, Emilio.

Breathe, breathe.

Again, Emilio?

I know what he wants. Hang on, I’m gonna go grab something.

Don’t worry, it happens.

Here, suck.

He just needs something on his mouth.

That’s all it takes.

Now rest.

There's no use taking all that medicine,

and no rest at all.