The Locksmith

Work release is when you're a non violent felony,

and you go there, and you gotta find a job

To live there is something cause you go back there

every night, you get searched,

it's like getting rearrested again

Cause you get searched every time you go in there

Like, I would work there like 6: 30

and have to be in by 9 o'clock,

On Sunday, every time you got church,

they let you go out but you didn't even go to church,

I went to the movies or something.

But, I work six days a week,

so I get to stay out...

cause you don't want to stay in that dorm all dry, let me tell you.

On holidays, you had to stay in there all dry if you didn't work.

And then they take money out of your check, too.

I used... I... I... For staying there.

You had to pay to stay in work release.

May some good fortune Come to you

May some good fortune come to you

She's always Thinking up something

When I'm feeling down

She know just what To say to pull me through

Looking like Booker T And the MG Sound

there ain't nothing My girl can't do

Not to change the subject But have you seen My shoes?

I think I left them The last time I played

Sometimes I feel like all I ever get to do Is lose

Sometimes I feel Like I got it made

And may some good fortune come to you

May some good fortune Come to you

People say that Life is precious

And you have to make The most of it

But nobody has Proven either thing

When you stand back And you look

At the long And the short of it

What else is there To do but sing?

And may some good fortune come to you

May some good fortune Come to you

You think there's a kid in this entire town

Dreaming of growing up to be a bum?

I didn't think you did

But we both know how that Is exactly what some will become

Enough about me

Let's talk about you for a minute

Okay, maybe that's enough

But getting back to me

You know my all-time favourite movie

Is that one where Those two cops

Who cannot stand Each other

Later under pressure Learn to work together

Become great partners, Even better friends

And then that one Says something funny

And the movie ends

And may some good fortune come to you

Yo, wake up!

How long does it take to pick up a fucking van?

Slam out on 116 West 29th, buzzer number two

Guy called three times in 15 minutes.

And... and then, well

Ohh

And oil, like the smelly stuff

You should throw the top.

Yay! How did you do that?

Oh, that's amazing!

Throw the bolt next time. Lock the top.

This...

What?

75 dollars plus tax.

Hm?

81. 56.

Oh! Oh, oh... baby! baby! We didn't pay this guy.

Could we make it 70?

Mike, Slam out on 1482nd avenue,

penthouse buzzer

Yeah! Hey, listen, about Friday,

wait, hold on a second

Yeah, on Friday, when they come in,

yeah, can you make sure that they are prepped correctly?

I mean, the first time, we had that mess at the meeting. Remember?

Yeah, well, the whole thing about the construction

is if it's not set up to the fight expectations,

then, they look at us like we're insane,

and...

you know, I feel like we're just starting off

on the wrong foot with them

it does matter, these things really matter

You gotta treat People the fight way

Okay, so now, here's the thing...

Hey, this is Monique Leave a message

I'll get back to you as soon as I can

Thanks

Well it's ok Monique, it's me, it's Mike.

how you doing?

I don't know whether you're around or,

or if you're... I just wanted to say hi...

I'm doing good. I got... I got into... into...

I'm working and everything.

So, I just wanted to talk to you...

because, look, I don't know if you're in town

or if you're out on...

I'm thinking about you, that's all.

Alright, thank you. Bye.

Mike, 3127 th Street Brooklyn

Bitch sounds like she got some fuckable tits, bro

Hey, man, I'm on it.

Locksmith!

Somebody call a locksmith?

Hi. Are you from Elite?

Yeah. You call a locksmith?

Yes.

Lock yourself out?

no, Yeah, pretty much

I cant get in touch with any of my friends who have the keys.

They're all working, so...

So... top or the bottom?

the top. I never use the bottom.

You should lock both.

I am gonna have to... drill it, 115 dollars plus 40 for the cylinder.

No! well, geez, maybe can't you just pick the lock?

No, no, no. Everybody has these keys,

My mom in India has these keys.

I can re-pin it so that everybody can have the same keys.

Oh, okay, how long is it gonna take?

Twelve seconds.

Uh...

can I sit?

Sure.

thank you.

I'm just gonna go get something.

can I get you some more water?

No, I'm good, thanks.

can I ask you something?

would you ever get yourself one of these?

What is it?

I don't know, I think it's like a hard massager.

Something like that, but is this a sex thing?

Well, I don't know What it is. Isn't it yours?

But you wouldn't buy this for yourself, right?

I mean, it's not like some dude just walks into a store

and he's like, " Hey, can I have a big fucking hard massager?"

You know? Right? Irdy bought this.

I don't know. Don't you live with your boyfriend?

Oh, yeah, he is fucking somebody.

He is fucking somebody else,

and that stupid bitch bought him a fucking sex thing.

I cant fucking believe it.

Are you fucking crazy? What are you doing?

I am gonna bust up his fucking place!

This isn't your place?

No.

You don't live here with your boyfriend?

No, I live in Dumbo.

This... this... this... cannot happen.

No, it is, it is happening.

Listen, we... we gotta we gotta...

we're gonna go.

Okay? Come on, we're gonna leave right now!

I... I cant.

Listen, do you have ID?

I cant believe it!

I love him so much and he's fucking somebody else.

Shh, just calm down, Okay?

I'm gonna put this in the door, and we're gonna leave, Okay?

No.

He's fucking somebody else.

Come on!

He is!

You don't know that.

Yes, I do. No, I do know it.

I feel it, I mean I feel this.

He hasn't had sex with me in, like, three weeks.

He probably thinks I'm disgusting

Can you stand up for me? Huh?

No!

He's a fucking ass hole, isn't he?

Yes!

Yes, he is. Yes, he is.

You're not gonna get him here.

You have to go.

I mean, am I really so totally repulsive?

You're a beautiful Irdy.

God!

I'm gonna put this in the door,

M m-mm.

And we're gonna walk out. Okay?

Okay?

Shit. What in the flying fuck am I gonna do?

Did you move stuff? I mean, when he comes home,

is he gonna know that somebody was here?

What am I supposed to do? Just turn the other cheek or something?

Look, I... I... I...

Listen, you cant say anything, alright?

I can get into a shit-lord of fucking trouble for this, alright? Just...

This is our secret?

Yeah, but why... why couldn't he just tell me,

you just tell me, like, I can take it.

I... I really need to get back to work.

He's never gonna tickle my back again.

Oh.