The Adventures of Pureza - Queen Of The Riles

This is the story of my hero,

the greatest sister in the world.

She's Pura Buraot!

That's my sister.

Giselle is really lovely!

No. She's not really that sexy.

Where could my sister be?

There! That's my sister Purat

Excuse me! My name is not Pura Buraot!

What an ugly name!

So you think you're beautiful?

Now this is really her.

That's my Sister Pura!

Someday, I'm gonna be a model.

She's really pretty. Isn't she?

She really works hard.

She sells all sorts of things.

Bread in the morning.

Salt bread for sale!

- Beancurd pudding for snacks. - Beancurd!

Beancurd!

Mussels!

- And she sells seashells. - Mussels! Mussels!

Are you sure those are still fresh?

How dare you!

But no one really buys.

So she tries other means of living.

Even driving a tricycle!

A very big tricycle!

You're hurting me!

Can you remove your glasses so you can see better?!

But still, it didn't work.

So she returned to selling.

First. She sold nuts...

You guys are so ugly! Nuts!

Then, eggs.

Duck eggs!

Sir, you might want some duck eggs to keep you strong!

Go away!

Oh what a lovely life!

Until finally she thought of selling her own body.

Ha ha ha.

That's why I'm really saddened when they mock my sister.

Every time they say...

"You won't get anywhere! You're so ambitious!

You're not even pretty and rich!."

If they only knew...

that she's doing all these... for me.

That's my sister Purat.

And this is the story of how she became my superhero.

Sis, wake up! Sis Pura! Wake up!

You won't wake up, huh...

What time is it?!

It's almost seven.

Why didn't you wake me up?!

Get me some water for my bath.

Hurry brother!

Good morning, Jesus.

Good morning, mother.

Whatever you're doing right now,

I hope you're okay.

You know what, I dreamt about you again last night.

It's a sign that we'll see each other soon.

I love you mother.

Ouch! Sis! You're scrubbing too hard!

Ulam, if I don't scrub hard, all your skin dirts won't be removed!

They're already burned!

And we have to conserve water.

You consume too much water!

But sis, I'm already a grown up.

Stand up!

Stand up!

I'll stop calling you baby when you're already an engineer.

You'll soon become Engr. Ulysses Buraol,

the big brother of Pura Buraol.

But seriously,

I'm really thankful to your parents...

when they took me in.

If not for them, I wouldn't be here.

You won't have a sister who loves you so much.

So study hard, okay? I love you.

I love you, too.

Okay turn around. Hurry. Turn around.

Here, take this scrubber.

Turn around!

Turn back and just do it yourself!

Hey!

This is what you deserve!

Sis! Hurry! I'm gonna be late for school!

Surprise!

Sis?

Brother, please pray for me to win in Showtime...

so we can save up for your studies.

Don't worry sis, when I graduate and land on a job,

I'll be sending you to school. Okay?

So you can also go to college!

I'm so touched.

Don't make me cry 'cause my makeup and outfit might get ruined.

Okay?

Okay sis.

Let's go.

Ulam! Your name suits you well!

You're the viand and I'm your rice!

Me too!

You girls! Stop tempting my brother!

- Ows?! - Go away!

Go away!

- Go away! - Oh!

Oh, Ruben's here.

Okay sis. Good luck! Bye!

Ruben.

Pura! What happened to you?

Am I Lady Gaga?

- Just gaga. Let's go. - Whatever!

Close the door.

Stop. Stop.

Where are you going? Don't you have class?

- Don't spill me out. - Your sister won't like this.

Please don't spill me out to my sister.

You're crazy!

Ruben, I'm really nervous.

Tell me I'm gonna win this.

Tell me!

Am I the judge?

I thought you're my best friend!

I thought you want me to be famous?

But Pura, it's all illusions in your head!

It's better to bet in the lottery to get rich than to be famous.

Whatever! I am very sure I'm gonna win!

Pura, for a while.

What?

Here's a lucky charm.

That's a special wild boar's tooth.

Keep it anywhere. It'll bring you luck.

Wow, I'm so touched!

Thank you. You really care for me, don't you?

You're really my best friend.

Thanks Ruben. I love you.

I love you too, Pura.

What's that on your head? It's nasty!

We lost.

Maybe you didn't give your best shot.

Are you dumb?!

I've already done a lot of circus acts there,

but the judges gave us a very low score.

Maybe she's just insecure 'cause you're prettier than them.

Hello.

Ruben.

Mother Baby!

Pick me up and drive me to Dr. Bagang.

What?

My tooth aches!

- Okay, I'll be there. - Hurry up.

- Yes, I'll be on my way. - Hurry.

Pura... Just take a cab.

What?

Just get off and take a cab.

Thank you!!

Ruben! Ruben!

Momay!

Momay!

Nene!

Nene!

Nene!

Yes ma'am, we're here.

Ruben is not yet here?

Why do we always get Ruben to drive? He drives too slowly.

Right! Why not us?

We know how to drive.

You cockroaches!

We can't use our own car because we'll easily get traced!

Oh yeah.

Stupid! You guys are really useless!

Oh geez! Oh crap!

We're coming!

Right!

Oh it's so shiny!

It's shimmering!

Oh let's go!

Go ahead Mother Baby.

Hello. Really? When? Very good. You're days are over.

Hey, here's what you gonna do,

As soon as it arrives,

chop it immediately so we can get all its insides.

Okay okay. Bye. Thank you.

Boys, the long wait is over!

Great!

There's my start

it means that someday, I'm gonna be a millionaire!

I call that Star Magic!

There's also my star!

And it means that one day I'm gonna be a famous model!

I'm gonna be really popular! I call that Star Cinema!

Okay, let's have a pictorial.

Make sure that you capture my pout, okay?

Get your phone now. I really want to see my pout like that.

It's too near. You should move a little farther.

Backward? For this, I want to see my underarms okay?

I can still see the post. You should move a little farther.

Move farther? For this one, I want to see my butt like this.