Mandao of the Dead

What are you doing, Jackson?

Oh, I, I'm sorry...

Come here, come here. How was your sleep?

What'd I tell you about that cereal box, huh?

Never touch it.

Never look at it, right? I'm hungry, Uncle Jay.

Oh, what's that?

Come here, what's that?

I just wanted some cereal.

You wanted some cereal?

Get out.

Get out.

Uncle Jay, I got no place to go.

I am not your uncle.

I'm sorry, it's gonna never happen again, okay?

I promise.

As of right now I'm reducing my carbon footprint.

It's Vaseline.

Ah.

Jackson.

Hey, Maeve, did you get my voicemail?

No.

Oh, well, I was kinda wondering maybe,

if I could stay with you for a little while?

No, you really need to let go of this.

You know I can't do that, Maeve, we're connected.

All right, bye.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

I shoulda done this a long time ago.

You did, I said no.

Will you marry me?

Absolutely not, get up.

Look, if you need more time.

Hey, come on, get outa here. I completely understand.

Oh Maeve, your hands, are you okay?

Yeah.

I don't burn that fast,

that's not how photo-sensitivity works, Jackson.

Okay, well I'm gonna use your restroom.

I'm on my period.

That's what that was.

I didn't say anything.

Well you didn't flush, so.

Oh.

Gonna leave a ring.

Smells good in here.

Yup.

Okay, it was good to see you.

Bye.

You got a little sunscreen on your sunnies.

Oh, oh.

Forgot I was wearing those.

Jackson, we broke up.

And it wasn't temporary, you know.

You need to move on.

I've told you that like eight times.

I feel like if you play it all eight times

on a loop you would maybe get it.

Look, I know your mom died,

and you pushing me away. No, it has nothing

to do with my mom.

Well, Maeve, I.

God my neck.

Just don't come here anymore, Jackson, please.

All right.

Another time maybe.

Are you freakin' serious?

Jackson, get in the car.

I crossed the line today, Uncle Jay.

There's no ignoring that, okay?

Get in the car, Jackson.

No sir.

Lucinda's been nice enough to let me stay in her backyard.

, Lucinda.

Get in the car, Jackson.

Nope, I'm planting my flag here.

I'm all set up, my tent looks good.

This is gonna be my new home for a long time, I think.

This is a very nice location for me.

Yeah.

, yeah.

Get in the car.

Other side.

No.

Yeah, no, no, April.

Now stop interrupting me, please.

'Cause he's your responsibility.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, well you're sister of the year, aren't you?

Oh, do it, do it.

I dare you, I dare you.

How's mom?

My sister is not your mom, Jackson.

She was married to your dad for a month, okay?

I'm starting to get the feeling she doesn't

want me around anymore, Uncle Jay.

Well, uh, that's probably because that's true, all right?

You're not one of those people who has

an indicator that you've overstayed your welcome.

Are you hungry?

I'm making a burrito, do you want a burrito?

Yeah.

Okay.

Thanks, Uncle Jay.

You're welcome.

And clean your tent.

It smells like SARS.

Thanks for taking me back in, Uncle Jay.

Uh huh.

I'm gonna buy you another box of Mandao's, I promise.

No you're not, Jackson, because that was the last cereal

box ever made while my dad still owned Mandao's.

Okay?

It was priceless.

Well don't you get like royalty checks or something,

every time somebody buys a box?

I meant love priceless not money priceless.

Think I'm gonna go with Rick the ghost this year,

what do you think?

Uncle Jay.

Hey, wake up.

Come on, Uncle Jay.

You're having a nightmare, wake up.

What?

Uncle Jay, Uncle Jay.

Jackson. Wake up.

Wake up.

Uncle Jay, Uncle Jay, wake up.

Hey, Jackson, stop.

Snap out of it, snap out of it Uncle Jay.

Come on, Jackson, stop!

Come on, wake up, hey, wake up...

Stop!

Are you all right?

You okay? Yeah.

Looked like you were having a nightmare or somethin'.

Good morning.

Yeah.

You get back to sleep last night?

Oh yeah, I sunk right into the floor.

How about you?

No.

I've been having these dreams lately.

I'm at the apartment, everything is the same except that

the bathroom door has a bright light shining from behind it,

but I can't ever, I can't ever open it.

Sounds mystical.

I saw you waking me up last night.

You saw me? Yeah.

But from outside of my body.

That sounds like you're astral projecting, man.

You lucky duck.

Astral projecting? Yeah.

I saw this movie on it once.

This girl would like go to sleep and when she was asleep

her spirit would go wherever she wanted.

Hm.

Died in the end, though.

I love this song.

It's a classic choice.

Yeah, cheap and tasty.

I meant your costume.

Oh, I like yours too, it's very um, it's current.

Thanks.

Jackson.

Maeve.

How do you know the host?

I don't.

Smelled the cheese plate and came runnin'.

How do you know the host?

Oh, I've lived inside her since birth.

I'm the host.

Oh, oh, my God.

That's funny.

It's a pretty tight party.

Yeah, I don't really know like half these people.

Yeah, right there.

Pose it.

Yeah.

Jackson, Jackson, come here.

Holy moly.

Oh, you're bleeding.

Yeah, this damn toothpick cut me.

Okay, come with me.

Oh, okay.

Yeah. Yeah, come on, come on.

Twist it, yeah, woo!

Oh yeah!

Research?

Guilty pleasure.

Oh, that's, that's for my mom.

Oh, I'm sorry.

No, it's okay.

Yeah, there was an incident, but she's doing better now.

I'm actually moving back in with her next week.

I'll be her own personal nurse.

Hm, well you know, you're a vampire,

I'm a vampire, we could just turn her into a vampire.

That was really insensitive.

Oh, I'm sorry.