Knight Rider

Not if she sleeps with him first.

Wow can she be rated x

Is this a sparring match or a mating ritual?

Both.

I'm afraid I don't understand the dynamics

Of the male-female relationship.

And you probably never will, kitt.

Come on, he wants to learn.

We should teach him.

See, this so-called sparring session is how they say

Let's play a little "how's your father?"

Without actually

Having to say it.

Why not simply ask for sex?

'cause it reeks of desperation.

He should know.

I did detect a rise in hormone levels

When mike and sarah started hitting one another.

Now you're starting to get it.

Not bad.

Maybe if you put a little more oomph into it.

Like that?

Is this another example of an indirect request

For intimacy?

She's straddling him.

I'd say that's pretty direct.

Mr. Torres is approaching.

Kitt, screen off!

Mike!

Briefing in ten minutes.

You're going out.

I need a shower.

Me too.

Me too. Me too.

Billy, your hormone levels elevated with zoe's

When you hit on top of each other.

Does that mean that you also want to play

"how's your father?"

No.

This is all very perplexing.

Can I borrow your shampoo?

Look at my sexy man.

Here we go.

I see answers.

Oh, boy.

Now that's shock and awe, people.

You have everything on screen?

Everything as of three minutes ago.

This is their last live screen.

I smell foreplay.

Freshly showered foreplay.

What are we looking at?

Bonnie and clyde.

You'll like these two, mike.

They hacked into the treasury and transferred

All senatorial and congressional salaries

To iraqi war widows through untraceable wire transfers.

Not bad.

Oh, they're good.

Real good.

They're anarchists.

And they're getting more brazen by the day.

They started with soft targets

And they're working their way up.

Their website states that their primary objective

Is to take down the military industrial complex

Of the united states.

Of which we are a part.

If their online following keeps growing

At its present rate,

They might actually be able to do it.

These guys are becoming a pop phenomenon.

Top hit on all search engines.

What do they call themselves?

Nikki and max for a free america.

You aren't serious.

Unfortunately, I am.

Wow, they're hot.

I think sarah should come with me on this one.

I bet you do.

Yeah, I should go with mike.

I don't think that's a good idea.

Dad, I think a female perspective

Will be a valuable asset

On this one.

She's absolutely right.

Kitt, have you figured out where they'll hit next?

I have factored in all known variables,

Including, but not limited to online chatter,

Websites, blogs. And?

And I have deducted the probable location

Of their next target.

The town of hastings.

You're guessing, kitt?

Deduction, logic, and probability are not guessing.

A guess is a prediction about the outcome

Made without factual evidence or support.

I do not guess, mike.

Chamber door is open

Chamber door is closing

Why didn't you tell him who nikki is?

'cause they don't need to know.

And the fbi doesn't want it public.

Mark my words.

This is gonna blow up in our faces.

So?

So.

So we're alone.

Let's talk.

Come on.

It's not like we're ever really...Alone.

What, kitt?

He's cool.

Actually, my core temperature

Is running a bit high

Due to the incline and low altitude.

What about billy... Zoe, torres?

Your dad?

'cause nobody has anything better to do

Than spy on michael knight all day.

I have nothing better to do.

Me neither.

Got all the time in the world.

We're on a mission.

I like to keep personal stuff

And work stuff separate, that's all.

So why did you want me to come?

What, you didn't wanna come?

No, you said, "sarah should come with me on this one."

'cause I thought you wanted to come.

What about the whole female perspective thing?

What about the whole rec room, shower thing?

I just thought...

What?

Oh, I get it.

You're gonna play it like that.

Like what?

I don't know.

Hey, guys.

There's lots of chatter on the web

About nikki and max's next target,

And the number 15 keeps coming up.

15?

An address, a date, a...Highway?

Kitt, analyze the number 15 and hastings

With respect to the previous targets

Of nikki and max.

I can provide no meaningfully relevant

Results using hastings and the number 15.

I'll stay on it.

You guys okay?

We're fine. Yeah, we're okay. Why?

Just checking.

No big.

Outtie.

How long do you think?

I say he goes first.

I say you're misreading the whole dynamic.

He's all coiled up and hinky.

Hinky?

Mike is loose as a goose.

A man with a plan.

A dude in a mellow mood.

You rhyme like a white boy and not a beastie boy.

Ten bucks he breaks before she does.

Make it a double sawbuck.

You're on.

15.

That could be anything.

There's gotta be some kind of pattern to it.

What?

Nothing.

He folded like a cheap lawn chair.

No way!

It's completely innocent conversation.

He's practically drooling.

Him?

Sarah can barely keep her hands off my boy.

Are we watching the same movie?

We're doing this all for you.

That's right.

You can count on us. Take charge.

Take charge!

We are your answers.

These crazy kids.

Sure, just two misguided teens in a hot car

Blowing things up.

Well, the hazardous waste facility

That they destroyed was named in a class-action suit.

So you think they're doing the public a service?

No, come on.

Country was born in violence and dissent.

It's always been with us.

Well, I appreciate the homage to the founding fathers,

But anarchy is not the answer, charles.

Yeah, well, one man's anarchist,

Another man's robin hood.

They're dangerous and reckless.

Period.

Depends on your point of view.