The Civil Dead

Did you hear that?

Babe?

No.

It was really loud.

It was upstairs.

Oh, it's okay, it's nothing.

- No, it's not okay. - Let's go back to sleep.

Well, you didn't hear it, it's really, really loud.

Can you please check?

Nothing's gonna happen, we're in the middle of nowhere.

No, I know that we're in the middle of nowhere,

but that makes it scarier.

- Oh, it's. - Houses

is in the middle of nowhere get broken into.

Houses in the middle of nowhere have things happen.

If somebody wants to break in

and that's the only sound they make,

then they can have everything they want.

All right.

Also, this isn't even our house,

so as long as they don't wake me up, I don't care.

All right.

Wait, my iPad's downstairs too.

Your iPad?

Yeah my iPad.

Did you lock the door?

Yes.

Are you sure?

Yes.

Okay, I'm gonna check.

- Check myself. - Fine, I will check, I will.

I got it.

I'll never end of it.

Okay, thank you.

Anything, anything weird?

No, your iPad is safe.

I think you came from upstairs though.

The attic?

Yeah.

It's probably just a raccoon or something.

I think I know what a raccoon sounds like.

This was like a man sound.

It's probably a big raccoon.

No, like.

No case closed.

Have to be like a really big raccoon.

Please turn off the light.

Okay, I'm turning off the light,

but it's not a big raccoon.

And I love you.

I know.

No, not I know.

Not I know.

I love you too.

Okay, thank you.

Oh, do you to get Lenny cat food?

I don't think so.

Is it this way?

No.

Okay.

You been here before?

I don't know. I don't know what I'm doing.

It's this place right over there.

What are we doing again?

Buying a hard drive.

Oh yes, we have to get hard drives.

Isn't there like a producer that does that for you?

Yes, normally a producer does that or a PA.

I guess producers are too busy to do crap like that.

How are you gonna be gone for?

I think just a few days. I really hope not more.

Isn't there a pizza place? Like bread up here.

Yeah.

We've gone there before, it's good.

But I don't know, I don't really feel like sitting down.

Wait, is that the one with the macaroni cheese pizza?

Is it?

I think they do have that,

but that does not sound good, and I do not want that.

And I also don't want anything with meat.

Oh my God, I'm so full, I think I'm gonna lay down

when I get inside.

I kinda want a sweet treat.

What?

What?

I want like, you know, like a brownie or something.

We ate so much, I'm about to bust.

Yeah, I'm full of dinner too.

But I think I would like to cap off the night

with a sweet treat is what I'm saying.

I think we have some grapes in the freezer.

Babe, no I said a sweet treat.

I don't want like a frozen fruit salad.

No, you put a little lemon on them.

There are some people who believe in ghosts

and there are some people who don't.

If you are the believe in ghosts kind,

then this story is about one.

And if you are the don't believe in ghosts kind,

well just for fun, this story is about one anyway.

His name was Casper and he was surely

the most unusual ghost there ever was or wasn't,

depending on how you feel about it.

- Every time. - Can I turn this off?

- What's that? - The TV?

Oh yeah, you can turn that off.

What's your thoughts on this haircut?

Hmm, weird.

You want it for yourself?

Yeah.

Weird in a good way?

- Like full weird? - I mean on him,

it's kind of weird on a good way,

but I don't know if it would be the same on you,

'cause he has completely different hair than you.

What do you mean?

It's both brown.

What other?

- It's straight brown hair. - His is like way thicker,

so it like sticks out further.

But when you do it, it's gonna like clinging to your head.

Okay.

I think this is what I need right now.

I need something to make me stand out as a photographer.

I feel like this is my key to getting more work,

is to have an ugly ass, fucked up haircut.

But you wanna get recognized for your work,

not for your hair.

I mean, if's the same end goal,

I don't know why it matters.

It's me getting more work, you know,

I'll do anything to get more work.

Cut off my fucking head

if it would help to get a deal, you know.

This is based off of the photograph?

Yeah.

You not like it?

We can go clean it up.

Do you wanna, should we go clean it up?

What's wrong?

Just tell me what's wrong.

That's a full on mullet.

This is what you wanted?

Yeah, I like it, I think it's fine.

It's definitely like British looking.

Oh my God.

Babe, did you hear that?

What?

What's going on?

Shh.

Shh.

There's someone,

something just got knocked over in the kitchen.

I think someone's in here.

What did you say?

Did you lock up the house?

- Yes. - Shh, shh.

Do you hear that?

What's wrong?

We should go look,

we should go look to see if someone's in the kitchen.

Someone's in the kitchen?

Wait, Lenny, what are you?

Wait, no don't, wait don't eat that.

What the hell?

What the hell?

Oh it's okay.

Lenny just knocked over one of your bowls.

You okay, boo?

No, it just feels weird here.

I just don't like it.

What do you mean?

'Cause I just, I never got spooked like this

at my last place.

It's okay.

You just need to get used to it

and you gotta know that there's no one out to get us.

And if there were and they break into our house,

I'll just whoop their ass.

It's just that simple, okay, boo.

All right?

Okay, can you turn off the light now.

Babe, don't forget, we gotta pay rent.

Oh, okay.

I'll just send you my half right now.

You got some big plans while gone,

you gonna have some guy time?

No, I'm not.

I mean, who would I have guy time with?

- Budd. - No.

No, I don't really hang out with funny anymore.

He's became a full blown gambling addict.

You know about this?

No.

- Yeah he is. - What happened?

He just gambles, He gambles all the time.

And Jane almost left him cause he gambled his rent.

What?

Like two months in a row, it's really bad.

Every time I hang out with him,