If Wishes Could Kill (기리고)

THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS DEPICTIONS OF SELF-HARM,

WHICH MAY BE DISTURBING FOR SOME VIEWERS.

MARCH 12, 2005 DO HYE-RYUNG

Wondering what this crazy bitch is up to?

Have you ever heard that…

if you write down your saju and make a wish…

it'll come true?

Yes, that's right.

I'll make the wish just the way you told me.

My wish is…

for all of you to die.

I truly wish every one of you would just drop dead.

That's my wish.

MARCH 12, 2005 DO HYE-RYUNG

IF WISHES COULD KILL

THURSDAY, JUNE 12 7:00

AUNT JI-SUN

EMERGENCY AT THE HOSPITAL LEAVING MY CARD FOR YOU

YOU SLEEPING?

READ JUST NOW

I'M UPPP

I GUESS YOU'RE STILL SLEEPING…

I'LL HEAD OUT WITHOUT YOU TODAY…

NO! I'M HEADING OUT NOW!

Hey, I told you not to run. It's noisy for the people downstairs.

Oh, sorry.

I'm really sorry. I got up, I swear.

Did you… just…

What? You don't like it?

Then I won't do it.

No, I like it. A lot.

So much that I'd love it if you did it one more time.

One more time.

One more time. One…

Hello.

TODAY'S FORTUNE

"Love"?

"Show your true feelings"?

Huh?

Sir, I'm getting out.

What? Wait! It's dangerous, Miss Lim!

Lim Na-ri.

Na-ri.

Let's go.

Geon-woo, what are you doing after school today?

-Kim Geon-woo. -What the hell?

Seriously…

Gomen ! Sorry!

What is it?

I'm saying this because I've known you two since middle school.

Why are you two always together lately?

You guys dating?

Hey, come on. What are you saying?

She and I live in the same building in the same apartment complex.

It'd be harder to go separately, idiot.

No.

Se-ah was always in the classroom first,

and you always ran in a minute before class.

But lately, you two always show up together.

Something's up. It's suspicious.

Right, Ms. Na-ri?

Hey.

I'm saying this because I've known you since elementary school.

What's wrong with you today, you freaking loser?

What's this?

Such an extreme reaction.

Ms. Lim Na-ri,

do you have a crush on Geon-woo- kun ?

-Hey. -Yeah.

"Yeah"?

I do have a crush on Geon-woo.

So stop talking nonsense, will you?

Oh wow. An unexpected comeback.

That's how you wanna play it?

Then I have a crush on you, Na-ri- chan .

Hey.

You wanna fucking die?

What a shitty fucking start to the day.

-Is that so? -Enough!

Stop making things awkward, you otaku.

That hurts.

-My neck. -Seriously.

Fine.

-It really hurts. My neck… -Seriously, stop.

-It seriously hurts! -Hey.

SEORIN MIDDLE & HIGH SCHOOL

GRADE 2, CLASS 4

Instead of putting this input in the title…

Ha-joon.

Geon-woo almost killed me today.

-With a headlock? -Oh!

As expected of a brainiac.

Oh, right.

This thing won't turn on again.

I'm busy these days.

How about fixing this for my birthday?

I told you I'm busy.

The PIN is the same.

Wanna hear something funny?

Not really.

It's Se-ah.

What about Se-ah?

Se-ah and Geon-woo--

-Hello. -I'll tell you later.

My dear students of Class 2-4.

Our class placed first in the math section in Seorin City on the latest mock exam.

The whole city had only four perfect scorers,

and two were from our class.

I'm sure you all know who one of them is.

Kang Ha-joon. Give him a hand.

And the other perfect scorer is…

Choi Hyeong-wook.

-Huh? -What?

Applause.

Choi Hyeong-wook?

Yeah, I was pretty shocked too.

I know it's hard to believe, but give him a round of applause.

Hey, and… this doesn't require a police investigation, does it?

-It does. -Do it.

We should check.

-Investigate? -Yes.

Do it in your heads.

I almost forgot.

GIRIGO YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED

Are you guys not applying for the youth club support program?

Not interested in college?

GIRIGO YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED

Hyeong-wook.

Just come clean right here, and let's settle it between us, okay?

Hey, Kang Ha-joon.

You fed him the answers, right?

Huh? We all swapped seats in the exam.

What will you do if the cops come to school later?

The cops will never know the truth.

What the hell is this loser saying now?

Spit it out already.

So you're truly curious about my secret.

My secret is…

-Girigo. -What?

-Girigo? -That's right.

It's an app that grants wishes.

I'm the dumbass for listening to this.

Let's please live in reality.

No matter what you believed,

I've tried to understand you like a big sister would.

But this is too much. You're taking this act too far.

This is not an act. It's for real.

There really is an app that grants wishes.

There's no such app.

Hey, why would you even look that up?

Amazing, Choi Hyeong-wook. Turning someone normal into a fool.

You won't find it just by searching.

Hold on. I'll send you the link, just for you.

All right.

Okay.

Geon-woo, you're gonna get totally hacked.

Nothing to hack.

Isn't it crazy he got a perfect score?

I think this is worth testing.

I do.

GIRIGO

Hey.

The selfie camera just turned on. Is this normal?

Look. This is the record button.

-What is it recording? -Your wish, of course.

Oh, wait.

You have to write your name and your saju on paper first.

Saju ?

Like the birthdate they use in fortune readings?

Yeah. After you write your birthdate and name on the paper,

hold it up and hit the record button.

Then say your wish. You have to really mean it.

Once you finish recording your wish, be sure to hit send.

-That's it. -That's it?

Where do you even find stuff like this?

You could say I have my ways.

This made your wish come true?

Oh, ye of little faith.

You want proof?

Yeah, show me proof.

Exhibit A.

Here's my wish video. Look.

My wish is…

JUNE 14, 2008 CHOI HYEONG-WOOK

…to get a perfect score in math.

A perfect score in math, please.

A! A! Perfect! Perfect!

What are you doing?

Score! Score! In! In! Math! Math!

That's hilarious!

Wow, it suddenly hits me how deep our friendship runs.

Where are you guys going?

I have more proof.

Hyeong-wook, I get that you're stressed about your grades.

But maybe you should stop taking those weird pills, okay?

Exhibit B.

The notification I got when my wish was granted.

Huh? What's this?

Must be the cooldown.

-Hey, let's go. -Run.