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Previously on Avengers...
Very soon, in your timeline,
Earth will be consumed in a war
between two alien empires:
The Kree and the Skrulls.
In the end
it was Captain America that was truly responsible.
The infiltration has begun.
Hail HYDRA!
What does it mean?
It means we've got a big problem.
Anthony Stark, a.k.a. Iron Man.
Team leader.
Armor incorporates ARC reactor and repulsor technology.
Threat Level : HIGH
Steven Rogers, a.k.a. Captain America.
Enhanced strength and speed.
Armed with a shield comprised of unknown material.
Threat Level : MEDIUM
Janet Van Dyne, a.k.a. The Wasp.
Superhuman abilities include: size alteration,
flight and bio-stings.
Threat Level : LOW
King T'Challa, a.k.a. The Black Panther.
Heightened senses, speed and strength.
Access to Vibranium weapons.
Threat Level : MEDIUM
Clint Barton, a.k.a. Hawkeye.
Human.
Subject carries bow with access to a variety of weaponized arrows.
Threat Level : LOW
Bruce Banner, a.k.a. The Hulk.
Strength enhanced by gamma radiation.
Upper limit : UNKNOWN
Threat Level : EXTREME
Two remaining Avengers are unaccounted for:
the Asgardian called Thor,
and Dr. Henry Pym,
a.k.a. Ant-Man, a.k.a. Giant-Man.
I recommend delaying the attack, as the threat--
No.
But... if The Avengers stand in the way?
Destroy them.
And there came a day unlike any other,
when Earth's mightiest heroes
found themselves united against a common threat.
On that day, they became The Avengers.
The invincible armored Iron Man.
Thor, Prince of Thunder.
The Hulk, strongest hero there is.
And Captain America the first Avenger.
AVENGERS! ASSEMBLE!
The Private War of Dr. Doom
English subtitles by JeeBs
Is someone gonna get that?
Come on. What am I, the butler around here too?
Time to settle this once and for all.
Is it seven o'clock already?
I brought the chips.
- Let's play some cards, Avengers. - Think they meant poker chips.
Grimm!
Yes! This is way better than cards!
Flame on!
I should have gone with Iron Man.
Sue!
Hey Jan. Sorry we keep missing each other.
We got stuck in Subterranea for a bit.
Hi Tony.
Reed's in his lab. He's expecting you.
What? Mr. Fantastic is in his lab ignoring you?
Shocker. Why are you still hanging around with that guy,
when you could be with me?
Uh, you know, as the Invisible Woman, joining The Avengers.
Tell Reed that Jan and I are having some girl time.
Assuming he notices you're there.
And so I'm explaining to Thor
that Asgard is an other dimension realm,
and not a magical fantasy land,
when we detect a spike in some sort of unknown energy.
adjusting the crono-variable to negative 5.7.
Uh, so it turns out that Asgard is accesible
by manipulating trans- dimensional wormholes.
Everything about Thor and Asgard is explainable by science,
which I've been telling everyone.
It's true!
Thor lives in a magic kingdom, with a rainbow bridge,
and I flew on a horse with wings.
There were elves and giants, and a big magic tree.
We're still tracking down the Masters of Evil,
but otherwise, we pretty much saved the universe.
I'm impressed!
The Fantastic Four have put a few bad guys away in here,
but mostly we're out exploring whatever new thing Reed's found.
You Avengers though, you've been busy!
So, I had to forge a new suit of armor
with a metal that doesn't exist in this dimension,
that you've never even seen before.
Uh-huh, and where is that armor now?
It, uh...
The dwarf king kept it.
It was part of the deal I made with him for helping me.
Uh-huh.
I should have stayed at the mansion.
So, Thor stayed in Asgard,
no one's seen him in a few weeks,
but, yeah, we pretty much saved the world.
- You're welcome. - (tch) Whatever.
The Fantastic Four saved the world this morning, before breakfast.
The rocky fellow, he's the Thing.
- Which one are you again, son? - Whoa, are, are you serious?
How could you not know this?
I'm Johnny! Johnny Storm, the Human Torch!
Ahh, give him a break Torch. He's like a hundred years old.
I call. Ben?
Boo-yah! Full house!
4 aces.
Hank, I've been able to keep Princess Ravonna stabilized,
but, I... Wait! Where is Hank?
Leave of absence.
Are you really this oblivious,
or are you the dumbest man on the planet?
Excuse me?
Sue Storm is way out of your league.
and you're messing it up by ignoring her all the time.
But, on second thought,
if things aren't working out between the two of you,
- maybe... - I can think of fourteen different ways
to seal you in that armor forever.
Honestly, Tony,
I think Susan's actually been ignoring me the last few weeks.
She's been very distracted lately.
Men are dumb. Don't even get me start about Hank.
He keeps trying to quit the team.
Whoa! You guys are gonna be cool, right? Everyone just be cool!
- He started it! - What is it with you two anyways?
Grimm's just sore because he's never beat me in a fight.
In your dreams, Jade Jaws!
I've gone toe-to-toe with stuff that'd make you bend your purple pants.
Now.
Reed!
Reed!
Ravonna!
She's OK. The stasis tube is intact.
What happened?
- You OK? - Yeah. I think.
What are these things?
Victor must have found a way around the building defenses.
No kidding.
This old armor can't take much more of this.
What is it with you and Dr. Doom anyways?
Whoa! Hey!
The new uniform is nice, but
I'm thinking you probably need a new shield.
Agreed!
So who's this Dr. Doom?
Eh, you're standard arch-enemy.
Victor Von Doom's been obsessed with Reed for years.
Always trying to prove he's smarter,
or trying to take over the world. You know, the usual.
Except Doom's got his own country and army of robots
to back up his threats.
Don't care.
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