Stalked by a Reality Star

Hello?

Someone there?

If to do were as easy as to know what were good to do,

chapels would have been churches.

Poor men's cottages, prince's palaces.

I could easily teach at 20 that were good to be done

rather than be one of the 20 to follow my own teachings.

The brain may devise laws for the blood,

but hot tempered leaps...

Leaps...

Over the cold to...

Come on, take a bow!

I'm never going to get that part.

So you won't play Juliet, she dies anyway!

Zero sequel protection.

It's Portia from Merchant of Venice.

Kendra that was great, until the end.

You wanna run it again?

Sorry Jakey, but Lady Portia and I have to get a move on.

Yeah, totally.

But I'd love to try again tomorrow.

Yeah sure, you know I live just down the street,

so if you ever want to rehearse

or need something, I'm around.

Yeah okay, thanks.

You know I live just down the street,

so anytime you need something!

You led that kid on so hard!

He's kinda cute.

I knew it!

Well, forget about dating boys, we're 21 now!

Dude, no way! How did you get those?

My little secret.

Pick a hand.

No friggin' way, what?

The Hollywood Helps Charity Bash.

Why it's the event of the year, Kendra darling.

Not to be missed by two thespian beauties such as ourselves.

Plus we can make some real industry connections.

No more high school plays after tonight.

It's tonight?

Kendra! People died for these.

You know I can't sneak out on Thursdays.

Okay, if you tell me that you can't come

because you're watching that stupid show with your mom,

I'm probably gonna lose it.

I mean, what would I say? We watch it every Thursday.

Set the DVR, okay?

This is the Hollywood Helps Charity Bash.

Linn's been all on me since we got caught drinking.

If I bail, she'll know something's up.

Kendra...

Misch, I'm sorry, I'm stuck.

No Cinderella fairy tale night for me, unfortunately.

Come on, Cinderella.

if you see my mom, can you tell her I'm here?

I'm picking her up today.

Her car is in the shop.

I've opened my heart, I've given you my love.

Now...

Now the right.

Will you have me?

You better say yes, sweetheart.

Find out if Brad has met the love of his life,

or just another Hollywood phony.

Tonight at eight.

I wouldn't turn him down, would you?

I watch with my daughter, Kendra. She loves it.

That's nice.

It's about the only thing we can do together.

Without trying to kill each other.

Teenager?

Poor thing.

You'll get through it.

Ms. Peterson, can I borrow you?

You're doing just fine. I'll be right back.

Thank you.

Hey, can you watch my stuff?

I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

Sure.

Sorry for interrupting, but this is quite serious.

Well it must be, we don't get many

dental surgeons on the rehab floor.

We should change that.

Good to see you too, doctor.

We could meet more often if we didn't have to

keep this so private.

It'll just be a little longer.

Kendra's gotta learn about me at some point.

I know.

She will, just not quite yet.

Okay.

So we on for dinner tonight?

I told you, Kendra and I have a standing date.

Kendra can let her mom off the hook for one night.

Besides, you said it yourself,

she's been acting out lately, she's lying all the time.

I can recommend a great psychologist.

Ty, enough.

Kendra, you remember Dr. Warson?

Yeah.

Hey Kendra, you can just call me Ty.

You were supposed to be here at 5, it's 5:10

and I have to study for my bio test tomorrow.

I thought you said your biology test was next Wednesday?

So, can we go?

Sure, sweetie. Sorry for keeping you waiting.

So how was school? How was your audition?

Great.

Do I believe in love at first sight?

Hell yeah, I do.

You meet that special person and bam!

It just hits you and you know she's the one.

Apply now to be a surprise guest on this season

of Finding Love with the world's most eligible bachelor,

Brad Banton.

Up next, Brad and Sarah have their first date...

Who're you calling?

The show. Better get your application in right away.

Don't you dare! Wait!

No, don't you dare!

Hello?

Hello?

Yes, hi.

Hi, this is Linn Peterson.

I need a date with Brad Banton ASAP.

What, you don't want to be in the running

to become Mrs. Brad Banton?

No, I do not.

I am perfectly happy right where I am.

You miss dad?

Sometimes.

Do you still love him?

Of course I do, honey.

I always will.

Then why're you trying to replace him?

What're you talking about?

Come on, Dr. Warson? Or should I call him Ty?

Okay, you're right.

I have been seeing him for a couple of months now.

But he is a good man, if you just gave him a chance...

Remember when he came and met us at the cafeteria?

Yeah.

Did you not see the way that he was looking at me?

He's a serious pervert.

Kendra, I was there.

I saw him, he was not coming onto you.

I could be in serious danger and you don't even care!

Stop making up these ridiculous stories.

I am getting really sick of this!

You just want to get rid of your little trouble child

so that you can make a new family and then be happy again!

What? That is not true!

Kendra, can't we talk about this?

No!

Thank you.

Okay, play it cool.

They barely even checked the IDs.

Yeah that's because we're supposed to be here, remember?

Just relax!

I'm relaxed.

Over here!

Two martinis, please! Extra dirty.

I cannot believe we're here right now.

Believe it, kid.

Thank you.

Cinderella.

Bottoms up!

Oh my god, what is that?

Oh that's good.

Yeah.

Okay, time to get famous.

Agents are the ones with ties

and producers are the flirty guys

pretending they don't want to talk.

Meet back here in 30?

What am I supposed to...

Hi, I'm Kendra.

Kendra honey, you still up?

Hi, can I get a selzer water with a tiny splash of vodka?

Looks like she found her agent.

He's an assistant.

What?

Did you see his shoes?

And look at that suit! It's a rental.

He's in the mail room at best.

You're...

Oh my god.

Wow I'm so embarrassed right now.

Don't be, these idiots they never pay attention

to where they're going.

Yeah, who did that?

Are you okay?

Yeah, it's just my ego that's bruised.

Well if it helps at all, I feel really proud right now.

I'm glad I could help with that.

It's not every day I get to save a beautiful girl's life.

I think you're in my debt now.

Oh, is that right?

According to chinese custom.