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Where do you want to go sir?
RR College Street
Get in
Miss Geetha
I thought time is a treacherous one
But it is wrong
Time turns 420 twice a day
But love! All time 420
When a girl say yes it will end in marriage
If she says no it will end in alcoholism
May be that is the reason for naming bars after girls name
Lavanya bar and restaurant
Sujatha wines
Lakshkmi wine stores
It is not that guys are bad
The problem is they become bad After falling in love
Parents should feel proud seeing our love interest
And friends should feel jealous
We do have such kind of small dreams
You must keep calling every now and then and talk
Can't lead life spending whole day in WhatsApp
Though you have broken relationships
You want to show off ’committed' in status
That fancying is called love
You break up when you feel agitated
Do you have any idea how hard it is For us to leave our parents house?
We not only wish for a good relationship status
But for your good status too
Many billionaires.. After getting married
have become millionaires
Perfect! Ask her dude I've spent lakhs on her
I have also done many things for him
Not just him I've spent money too
What a lier!
I've all the bills of the expenses done on her
With GST
I preserved it as sweet memories
You have bills?!
I didn't know you are such a cheap man
We are sound when we spend And cheap when we show bills?!
Don't ever show me your face
Well inspite of face, show something else
You don't need such a guy Come lets go
See, she just went away
Let her go to hell!
For men bars are the refuge
Listen
Friends teach us to drink
But girls make us drunkards
Don't get tensed
Life is a confusion
The only solution is..
Enjoy the party
Life itself is a bonus
Time pass with it
Upload your status everyday
During night out The party starts
We go high! It’s our routine
During night out The party starts
We go high! It’s our routine
When a guys fails in love
When a guys fails in love Monday will also become a holiday
When a girl fails in love
She gets married very next day
Tongue which tastes alcohol\ slips in the night
We go to bar when single
and to pub when we are engaged
Be drunk, get others drunk and be generous
During night out The party starts
We go high! It’s our routine
During night out The party starts
We go high! It’s our routine
During night out The party starts
We go high! It’s our routine
During night out The party starts
We go high! It’s our routine
Akash
Come lets wish Prem
Mom, if I come there
I’ll tell them not to get married Is it okay for you?
Forget it
Give way
Sir drink?
Sorry
I couldn’t notice
You will be in stress while getting engaged
Drink slowly
It is not my engagement
Can’t figure out who is getting engaged And who are her friends
Every one comes tiptop So I got confused
Its okay
Why are you boozing in stress?
Should not girls drink?
Who is stopping you?
A large on the rocks
Ice or water?
You are a good orator
Are you Prem’s friend?
No
Geetha’s friend
Oh this one?
Prem Geetha are getting engaged after falling in love
They are in love since college days
Geetha is very soft and sensitive
Prem knows well of her likes and dislikes
Prem supports Geetha’s ambitions
They are my favourite among the couples I’ve seen
and the cute
You call couples cute and puppy too
Serve me a large
Come lets go wish them
Hi congratulations Thank you
Looking very pretty Thank you
Congrats Prem Congratulations
Many girls etch memories in our lives
But you are the perfect girl according to me
May this love and smile be with you for the rest of your life
Congratulations Congratulations Pem
Hey security!
Sir
Look how it is parked
Take it!
ark my car Okay sir
Hi everybody!
I am Akash, your trainer
Sorry for being late
Someone has parked her car weirdly
I noticed make up kit in the car
I realised it is some girl’s car
You can’t make some men quit habits
and can’t teach few women how to drive
Let’s proceed
I am the terrorist who parked the car weirdly
I am sorry
For the first time in my life
A girl has confessed her mistake
and asked for forgiveness
It is very common to err in this age
Pay this bill as a punishment for that mistake
What is this?
An offer letter mom From Kolkatta
As a new project manager
You didn’t tell me before about shifting to Kolkatta
As though you update me everything
I do update you
But
You won’t be having enough time to listen
You are always occupied in your work
Since your dad and I got separated
I share everything with you
I have only you in my life
I don’t expect you to share everything with me
At least you could have informed me about going away
I’ve not made the confirmation yet
I’ll not go away from you
Having a cup of filter coffee prepared by mom during rain will be awesome
Isn’t it so!? And a cigaret
In that case let me know I’ll come for sure
Done
I am practicing for last eight years
Muay Thai is the stress buster for my stress and frustration
Let me know if I can do anything for you
I’ll be happy to do it
Hello not necessary
Not all girls are dependant on men
I am not even depending on my parents
Actually this job is not my priority
This job s for my daily expenses
My actual plan is to do Masters in US
I’ve applied for it this year Once I get it, I’ll….
What is love according to you Akash?!
Love means..
Going mad by falling behind a school girl
Falling in love with a widow
and then get stuck on a raft
Attending ex girl’s engagement
and click her photo
Falling in love with an engaged girl
Petting a rabbit and getting soaked in rain
Give a piece of advice standing over a water falls
Are these your personal experience?
It is a track record
Akash you know that I am in love with Shweta
But her parents are not agreeing
They are threatening me that they will give a police complaint
Help me out dude
What is assurance that you both will lead life together?
Love is an agreement between a girl and a boy across the world
But in our country
boy’s family should accept the girl
and girl’s family should accept the boy
If love successfully survives in this struggle
They will tie the knots
Or
They will tie the knots
But with some other person
You convince her
Not just to the police station
I’ll come to the railway station
and send you both on honeymoon
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