Monsters University

-(GROWLS) -Ah!

-I scared you! -No, you didn't.

Okay! Remember our field trip rules, everyone.

Uh, no pushing, no biting, and no fire breathing!

-(ROARS) -What did I just say?

Eighteen, nineteen...

Okay, we're missing one. Who are we missing?

Oh. Mike Wazowski.

Thanks, Joe.

Good luck finishing your crossword puzzle.

-Sorry, Michael. I didn't see you. -That's okay.

When I was on the bus, I found a nickel!

I wish I had pockets.

Okay, everyone, partner up. Get your field trip buddy.

Jeremy! You and me? Okay, no biggie.

Hailey? No? Pairing up with Claire? Great choice. She's a good egg.

Russell.

Mike? Wazowski?

We car-pool?

-We're cousins. Hey!

Okay. Good catching up.

Well, Michael, it looks like it's you and me again.

(LITTLE MONSTERS CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)

Come on, Karen. We're falling behind.

Please don't call me Karen.

Now, stay close together.

We're entering a very dangerous area.

Welcome to the Scare Floor.

Wow!

(MALE MONSTER CHATTERING ON PA)

(WORKERS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

This is where we collect the Scream Energy

-to power our whole world. -(ALL GASP)

And can anyone tell me whose job it is to go get that scream?

Scarers! -That's right!

Now, which one of you can give me the scariest roar?

Me, me, me!

Oh! Sir! Right here! Little green guy,

-two o'clock! -(ROARS)

No, it's like this. (ROARS)

-Hey, guys, watch this one. -(ROARS)

Hey, I got a really good...

(GASPING) Wow!

Whoa.

Well, hey there, kids. Are you on a tour with your school?

-Yeah! Yes.

We're here to learn about Scream Energy and what it takes to be a Scarer.

Well, hey, you're in luck, because I just happen to be a Scarer.

I learned everything I know from my school,

Monsters University.

Whoa.

It's the best Scaring School there is.

You wish! Fear Tech's the best.

Okay. You guys watch us and tell me which school's the best. All right?

MU is.

Let's go, everybody!

West coast coming online.

Scarers coming out.

Oops. Stop right there.

Don't cross over that safety line.

Human children are extremely toxic.

-Look at that! -(LITTLE MONSTERS CHATTERING)

Whoa! Hey, guys, watch the eye! Ow!

Look at that! It's amazing!

I know!

Wow! Excuse me. Fellas.

How about we do tallest in the back? (GASPS)

Look, he's going to

-do a real Scare! -(PANTING)

-(ROARS) -(MIKE SIGHS)

-Cool. I want to be a Scarer. -Yeah. Me, too.

Come on, guys. I want to see.

Out of the way, Wazowski.

You don't belong on a Scare Floor.

Brian! Do not step over the line.

Mrs. Graves, Michael went over the line.

Michael!

See? I told you. He's fine.

Well, I thought I heard something.

What?

-(ALL CHATTERING) -Are you okay?

You could have gotten hurt!

I don't understand how this could happen!

That was real dangerous, kid. I didn't even know you were in there.

Wow. I didn't even know you were in there.

Not bad, kid.

Michael, what do you have to say for yourself?

How do I become a Scarer?

Monsters University! Anybody getting off?

Well, everyone, I don't mean to get emotional,

but everything in my life has led to this moment.

Let it not be just the beginning of my dream

but the beginning of all of our dreams.

Gladys, promise me you'll keep auditioning.

Marie, Mr. Right is out there somewhere.

Phil, keep using the ointment till that thing goes away.

I wish you all the best. Thank you all so much!

I'm welling up with tears. Now, get off.

(STUDENTS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

-Hello. How are you doing? -(BICYCLE BELL RINGS)

Ah!

Whoo-hoo!

Stroke! Stroke!

Come on, put all you have into it!

Stroke! Stroke!

Okay! First thing on my list,

get registered.

Hey there, freshman. I'm Jay the R.A.,

and I'm here to say that registration is thataway!

-Okay, Jay. -Have a great first day.

Hey, I'm Kay! Here's your orientation packet.

Thanks, Kay.

You can drop your bags off here and get your picture taken with Trey.

-Say hooray! -Hooray!

I can't believe it.

I'm officially a college student!

Okay, everyone, I'm Fay,

and I'll be giving you your orientation tour on this perfect day!

Here are the labs where students learn

to design and build the doors to the Human World.

Looks like the professor is about to test a door!

The MU cafeteria serves a full buffet, three meals a day.

I personally believe we have some of the best chefs in the world.

-Oh! Yeah! -Yeah! (LAUGHS)

The campus offers a wide variety of majors,

but the crown jewel of MU is the Scaring School.

(STUDENTS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

Welcome to the Debate Team. We're happy to have you.

I disagree for the following reasons.

True happiness is a theoretical construct...

Hey there! Keep your eye on the sky

at the Astronomy Club!

Hey, hey, hey! Come join the Improv Club.

You'll wish you were a... Never... Always...

Ah, dang it!

MU's Greek Council. We sponsor the annual Scare Games.

The Scare what now?

The Scare Games!

A super-intense Scaring competition!

They're crazy dangerous, so anything could happen.

A bunch of guys went to the hospital last year!

-You could totally die. -And it's worth it.

You get a chance to prove that you are the best!

Cool.

Wazowski, Room 319.

You know, your roommate is a Scaring major, too.

"Hello, I'm your roommate." Oh, that's too bland.

Don't force it. Just let it happen.

Your lifelong best friend is right behind this door.

Hey there. I'm your roomie.

Name's Randy Boggs. Scaring major.

Oh! (STAMMERS) Mike Wazowski, Scaring major.

I can tell we're going to be best chums, Mike.

Take whichever bed you want.

I wanted you to have first dibs.

Ahh!

You just disappeared.

Sorry. If I do that in Scaring class, I'll be a joke.

No, it's totally great. You got to use it.

-Really? -Yeah, but lose the glasses.

-They give it away. -Huh.

Okay!

Unpack. Check. Hang posters. Check.

Now I just need to ace my classes, graduate with honors,

and become the greatest Scarer ever.

Boy, I wish I had your confidence, Mike.

Aren't you even a little nervous?

Actually, no.

I've been waiting for this my whole life.

I just can't wait to get started.

(STUDENTS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

Oh, man! I can't be late on the first day!

Wow.

You got to be kidding me.

I'm so nervous!

Relax. It will be fine.

-Good morning, students. -(STUDENTS SHUSHING)